About The Return

I agree OP. Seriously, with the South Dakota setting and the goofy characters, why are they trying so hard to be like Fargo? Is David Lunch incapable of producing fake pretentious kino anymore that he has to rip off real kino?

>>83057043
Is this a new pasta?

>>83057043
HEAD
NICE AND HOT

>>83057090
Twin Peaks has always had goofy characters

>>83057127
No, but you are free to do whatever you want with it...

>>83057090
t.underage

>>83057282
Goofy characters are one thing. Pathetic attempts of comedy with sparse content and awkwardly long scenes are another.

>>83057196
kek

>>83057090
cept fargo s3 is a pile of shit
plus ur post is pasta.

>>83057927
>cept fargo s3 is a pile of shit
preach it

>>83057927
S3 is a pleb filter

It's not looking good OP. Really not good. Ignoring the memetastic usual /tv/ take on shit with the usual
>hahaha #LYNCHED normies BTFO pleb filter confirmed take that comfyfags
shit, it's really kind of awful thus far. First episode was by far the worst, though. It's happening whether it's good or not, so might as well enjoy the ride. For me, the revival only made me want to watch and appreciate the original that much more. It's a beautiful show with a cool take on tropey characters. This just seems like kind of a mess.

I'm so glad that the new season is pleb filter

I can always tell between someone who's had years to digest the show vs someone like OP who only got into the show when he heard it was going to have a new season

Not enough LE COFFEE AND DONUTS for you, pleb?

As a side note, with respect to photography: digital filmography in this work is so fucking out of place that I almost puked into my pants. The calorimetry is very amateurish in many shots, and the CG in general is just catastrophic.

>>83058842
Awful looking show, and when they cut back to the original, you can really tell the difference.

Lynch began his career as a painter. During one exhibitions one of his paintings was effected by shadows cast by a projector and he started his search to create a painting that could move. This lead him to films. Going through the narrative structure that often comes with the medium he finally ended up with his moving painting with Inland Empire. A pure formalistic piece of work that can only be experienced and has no meaning for symbolism or interpretation.

To go back to Twin Peaks now is a mistake on Lynch's part. Twin Peaks had its conclusion. There was no need to show "what happens next". He should've kept painting as he did after IE and left the world of film and TV.

>>83058616
>>83058678
I probably watched more cult films in the last two decades than you sheep will in your whole shitty life. Do you believe that I would be criticizing these firsts episodes in this way if Eraserhead wasn't one of my favorite movies? seriously, fuck off

>>83058413
Funny, I see this post for every season of Fargo.

>>83059058

literally end of season 2: ill see you in 25 years

25 years later: this is the conclusion

you fucking literally leave season 2 with cooper possessed by bob? you think that's where the show should end? so many questions. you need to stop acting like you know what you're talking about

>>83059317

excellent pastiche of a Reddit pseud, 10/10 anon i'm using this as pasta from now on

>>83057043
>At episode three, I started to cry

Get a grip you homo

>>83059317
>been overtly critical on a piece of media of a show that hasn't aired in 25 years instead of just watching to see how it unfolds

now this is pleb

>>83059317

Cringe and pathetic.

>>83059317
>Do you believe that I would be criticizing these firsts episodes in this way if Eraserhead wasn't one of my favorite movies?


eraserhead, the elephant man, mulholland drive, the list goes on...

wew

>>83059619
Weird how you're all about wait and see, but already willing to go on the record that it's actually a good show and simply pleb filter that mere redditors could never hope to understand based on the same amount of episodes.

/tv/ in one post, pretty much. I wish kinofags would just neck themselves and get it over with.

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Lynchfags are delusional, so enterenched in thier denial, they'll take any random excrement Lynch throws thier way, and derive meaning from it

>dude surealism lmao
>dude Kafka lmao
>dude atmosphere lmao

Pathetic

>starting a show that doesnt conclude until SEPTEMBER 3RD

no fuckin thanks, i might die before then

Not gonna lie, former Lynch fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Twin Peaks crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this hack get all the critical acclaim

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WTF I love twin peaks nao

>>83059858
aww this is cute

>>83059527
Actually, I just visited /r/twinpeaks to read some opinions, and do you know what they think? they love it! draw your own conclusions faggot

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>>83059791

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>>83059797
You're right, this show is silly. Very silly indeed.
It needs to stop!

>>83059967

don't overdo it bud

>LMAO the new season is BAD now LYNCH is a hack! xD
>all of season 2, minus a handful of episodes, was bad

what did they mean by this?

>>83059855
hehehe

>>83060132
it's because they didn't watch the show. Only a recap

>>83059455
Please explain to me where the xenomorph originated.
Please explain to me what the force is.
Please explain to me what happened to Dreckard.
Show us what adventure Max had next.
Did Gordon Gekko get out of jail?

Yes. It is a good place to leave the fate of Cooper. We don't need to know what happened next. It just ends badly.

>>83060132
I liked most of season 2. It was only terrible in comparison to season 1, but it was still pretty decent television. I think the worst episode of season 2 is probably better than the first one of the new season.

>>83057043
>>83057090
Die OP

>>83060167
Nothing can be worse than the adventures of super nadine and other shitty subplots.

>>83060009
Whatever floats your boat

>>83059058
Oh fuck off and take your fart sniffing elsewhere

>>83060167
>I think the worst episode of season 2 is probably better than the first one of the new season.
This.

Is anyone surprised? 4chan is just here to shit on nice things that happen to fall in line with whatever board you're on

>>83060223
>it's kino and plebfilter
>isn't able to partake in contemporary discourse
No, go back to your redditcirclejerk.

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>>83059858
Really makes ya think

>>83060157
Who cares about cooper? Sure it's expected but do you really not see how this is 18 hours of Lynch doing what he wants without studio hounds breathing down his neck?

>>83060320
Twin Peaks aired in 1990

Please don't pretend like you watched the original run

>>83060157
>Show us what adventure Max had next.

Yeah actually I'd be cool with that

>>83060320
>I HEARD ABOUT IT FIRST SO I AM SUPERIOR

Don't understand this thinking desu

>>83060320
Unless you're almost 40 you didnt watch the show when it originally ran.

>>83060392
Well guess what.

>>83060350
Well, I did. I was 8 years old and didn't understand what was going on, but they watched it at my house religiously. I also remember recognising Duchovny when the X-files came out and being a bit shocked.

>>83060320
>show aired 27-25 years ago, when Jay was probably in early Elementary School.
>"y-you shou-shoulda watched it still! F-Faggot!"

How does it feel to be a loser AND middle aged?

>>83060342
I have a really hard time seeing that, yes. I might be jumping the gun but so far I'd rather see him make a new show or just stick to painting. I don't get what he suspects to uncover with revisiting this without falling back into narrative and symbolic interpretation.

>>83060392
Jay is like 38.

why is cooper a retard after coming out of the lodge

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>>83060167
>I think the worst episode of season 2 is probably better than the first one of the new season.

wrong

>>83060406
Wow congratulations, you're 40 and you're shaming people who are in their early 30's not watching a surreal soap opera murder sex show as small children.

Are you a big man? Do you feel hard?

>>83060435
Sure you did little guy
Here's a sticker

>>83060320
>admitting you're THIS old that you could have a problem with this

old fart

>>83060515
Where's my fucking sticker?

>>83060456
That wasn't even the point, nigger. The pinned thread yesterday was all about accusing people critical of the show that they weren't around when it first aired, and now RLM gets on the train and suddenly it's all fine and people who actually watched it when it aired AND don't like the new season are just old fucks that don't get Lynch.

/tv/ really is a shithole.

>>83060510
>muh shame

Maybe stay on reddit next time.

>>83060547
/tv/ really is one person.

>>83060547
Maybe you just like penis.

>>83060547
>this shit no one cares about is actually shit no one cares about!

cool

I am starting to believe that /tv/ may have a few Showtime's paid shills for real. Scary times...

>>83060547
>/TV/ is 5 people

>>83060605
(You)

>>83060626
>People like a work of fiction in the year of our lord 2017 AD without being pointlessly cynical and contrarian about it to appease internet friends
>"T-they m-m-must be s-shills!"

>>83060680
Thats exactly what a shill would say

>>83060639
What the fuck is /TV/?

>>83060547
>a website/board is a hivemind and/or one person

reddit logic everyone!

>>83060680
>>People don't like a work of fiction in the year of our lord 2017 AD because it looks awful and has none of the charm of the original and share it with internet friends
>"T-they m-m-must be r-redditors! normie! pleb filter. enjoy ur coffee and pie now #lynched"

Insufferable, bitter people all around.

>>83060435
Get out of here grandpa.

>>83060713
you sound like a shill.

>>83059797
Buzzwords don't strengthen your "argument" or whatever that tantrum was.

>>83060757
How dare you reply to me?

>>83060755
Where did i say any of that.

Cool epic le strawmango.

>>83060626
>if you like something, it's shilling
>if you don't, it's all okay

OP IS FAG

>>83060626
I'm starting to think the people like you are the real shills. Getting people to watch to find out what all the hate is about

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>>83058678
> anon doesn't even know that those were extremely significant symbols in the narrative universe

>>83057043
New Twin Peaks is literally better than the old Twin Peaks. I love seeing the normie soap opera crowd cry about it. It's all the best parts of the original series combined with everything I love about Lynch kino, and I fucking love it.

>muh coffee
>muh cherrypie
>muh waifus
I'm glad plebs got blown the fuck out. Based Lynch.

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>>83057043
>Twin Peaks: The Return

How many episodes is S03 supposed to have?

>>83060985
18

buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride.

>>83060320
You overage faggots are even worse than underage. At least they still have a chance to get their lives on track. You are in your 40s, feeling smug about watching a 25 year old show before the sidekick of a random e-celeb.

>>83060997
>18

Damn, that's really going against the Hollywood grain, which is pushing for fewer and fewer episodes per season.

>>83060985
Can't be short enough... Lynch have decided to kill this world forever. This is even worse than The X-Files S11.

>>83061012
t. buttblasted underage RLM dickriding faggot

>>83061113
>This is even worse than The X-Files S11.

Lets not get crazy, here.

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>>83061012
>You overage faggots are even worse than underage.

I'm 49 years old and while I didn't watch it when it was originally broadcast, but I did watch it years later via Netflix and thought it was a good tv show.

That is, until they solved who was Laura's killer and the show went artsy-fartsy full-retard...

Still, I'll give the new season a try.

https://www.strawpoll.me/13021191
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13021191
https://www.strawpoll.me/13021191

>>83061122
>40 year old man posting his smug sense of superiority over teenagers on an imageboard
>Insinuating anyone is more pathetic than him

Hows the hemorrhoids, divorce, and dead-end job?

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>>83061184
>I'm 49 years old

>>83061241
see
>>83061122

>>83061202
oh guess what, normies actually loves it... what a surprise

The new season of twin peaks is the worst pretentious glib facsimile of telekino that ultra-hack david lynch has ever shat out

>>83060475
I see it as the best means to get a huge budget. You're right, we have to wait and see but with all this time to explore, these first four hours were almost just a setup since it's been such a long break, who knows how much he will do with 14 more hours

>>83061319
Do you really think snipes and petty insults makes you superior?

You're a grown ass middle aged man. Where did it go wrong? What happened?

>>83061408
see
>>83061319

>>83061442
Im 19, you're over 40, why are you behaving like this.

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>>83061293

The Internet has been around for a while now, son.

It's not your secret club.

>>83061493
I'm aware, elderanon.

Its just not so common.

>>83057813
this is literally what twin peaks has always been

>>83060481
he spent 25 years in a surrealist hellish landscape

it would make anyone retarded

>>83060392
Try 45 +.

I'm 40 and was only 13 at the time it aired. I was still watching cartoons ffs.

>>83061481
Maybe because I'm not over 40, or even in my 30s, you dumb nigger? Maybe because it wasn't about a sense of superiority to begin with, and instead making a completely different point? Gee, I don't know. Do you think you're entitled to a reply carefully pointing out how much of a fucking idiot you are? I was doing you a favor by cutting it short.

>>83061293
YEDSSSSS

>>83061650
Anon, you got some problems.

>>83057043
The new series is the ultimate pleb filter, and you just got filtered, redditard.

>>83061799
*farts in your face*

No you

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>>83061650
Why are you so angry.
If you're: >>83060320 then you have to be nearing 40, mid 30's at least. If you're just >>83061122 then you dont have a point, you're just shitposting.

>>83057043

You don´t have a clue or you are a master baiter. Wathever the case, nice try anon, your elaborated bait or your ignorance is a good start to a tiresome discussion.

>>83059848
I'm a fairly casual Lynch fan but I'm liking S3 so far. And he has another fucking 10+ episodes to have this all make sense.

>people who thought that after FWWM,Mulholland Dr and Inland Empire Lynch was going to make a soap opera in 2017 as his final project before death
lmao how fucking dense can you be?

It's weird. After being a Lynch fan for all these years, it's like a culmination of all his movies. It's got flavors of Mulholland, Twin Peaks, inland empire. Well at least all his dark films.

>>83061991
This. GTFO with your pleb opinions, Lynch is creating something beautiful, not "hehe le coffee and donuts and a cherry pie on top, please".

>>83057813
But you just described Twin Peaks. Get out newfag

>>83061991
Twin Peaks wasn't a soap opera.

>>83062138
Is he? When does it premiere?

>>83062234
Plebs wouldn't understand. "Boring as fuck Saul" might be more for your taste.

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>>83062234
>Twin Peaks wasn't a soap opera.

>>83059317
> Loves Eraserhead
> Hates new Twin Peaks

The fuck is wrong with you? Kyle is clearly channeling Jack Nuance in his post-Black Lodge Good Cooper performance.

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>>83061949
>lynch
>making sense

>>83060167
Season 1 is one of the most overrated pieces of crap, that's half soap opera and half interesting crime drama.
The show improved from season 2, even if it was dragged out a lot.

>>83062558
Season 1 is where the emotional investment happens. You can't have the more interesting stuff later on without having likable characters around, and that's hard to do. Season 1 is magical when it comes to that and took advantage of a nice little gimmick to do it. That doesn't make it overrated. It's very smart and calculated.

>>83061520
the porn and social boards are crawling with dudes in their 50s and 60s, it's kinda creepy

>>83057043
>wtf it was fucking god like

hunches

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My only problem with the new series so far is over saturation.
There's too much of the red room. The scenes from the S2 finale are probably my favorite hour of television. Every single bit from the red room in the original series is weird, recognizable and instantly iconic.
There's as much red room scenes in the first 2 episodes of S3 as there are in the entire run of the original series. They kind of mesh together, and there's nothing new or interesting about them. Do you think based treeman will be as well-remembered as Laura's scream scene?
It's just reusing an iconic set in a derivative manner.
The first 15 minutes of episode 3 are more like what I'd want to see.

>>83063339
maybe an actual story beside shit we already know?

>>83062330
Found the pleb

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>>83057282
>>83057536
>>83061560
>>83062152

>it's the old same hot shit so it's good

listen to yourselves

You know, I don't even get people's excitement over this. The show ended 25 years ago, the murderer was caught, the mystery not even scooby doo could solve got solved.

Sure this show is iconic, but not that much. I just feel like people have this show so high up a pedestal it doesn't make sense. Spouting thibs like "OMG cooper is back! LAURA PALMER!!"


I mean to each their own.

>>83060487
What is this guy? That was hilarious when his face floated away. Why are the effects so awful?

>>83063466
Get the fuck out and don't ever come back you faggot.

>>83063485
Then why even say anything other than, "To Each His Own." That's all you could say, really. To each his own. You like looking at fags eating shit out of other fags asses, I love watching fags getting thrown from tall buildings. In any case we're both watching faggotry, just from a different point of view. To Each, their own.

>>83063485
>be a fucking asshole
>end your post with 'I mean to each their own.'

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>>83057043
How about you shut your faggot mouth.

I bet you weren't even alive for the original series you millennial pusy.

If you don't like it, don't watch it, simple. No one owes you shit, and no one cares about your fucking blog of complaints you meaningless cunt.

>>83060947
THIS

>>83064279
this tbqhwu

The longer a post is trying to explain why a show is bad the more confident I am that its good. This goes for a shitload of shows I see posted here.

>>83060481
Imagine over a decade of posting in /tv/ as your only means of social interaction, then going outside.

Did anyone else hear occasional spurts of static during the whole thing? I'm not sure if it was just the connection or if Lynch put it in intentionally, given the electric tree.

Give me the real deal

Good or bad

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Fuck you, OP. You couldn't be more wrong

>>83064609
Shitposting aside, good.

>>83064497
What a retarded thing to believe

>>83064609
its very very watch it
my man

Post David Duchovony

>>83063339
The fact that the red room is features in the interview to the show indicates to me that it is the main setting (or at least half the main setting) of the show. What happens on the red room is driving the plot this time around, so it needs more screen time.

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>>83064641
>my blog posts dissecting what is and isn't true kino are to be read in full and respected

>>83064641
When you have to spend a lot of time trying to convince somebody that a show is secretly bad, it suggests mental gymnastics.

>>83064609
It doesn't feel much like Twin Peaks except for select scenes, but it's still interesting enough to be engaged in.

>>83064648
>>83064638
Good because I just marathoned the first episode and I didnt know what my opinion was, so its good right? Thats the side I am on in arguments.

>>83063339
He added that surreal secondary inbetween place with the door and woman with no eyes. I'd like to see more of that

>>83064680
>>83064716

Found the retarded plebs

>>83064719
Yes its good. Its not even confusing. Anybody who said it was weird for the sake of weirdness wasn't paying a shred of attention, and probably didn't even watch the show or movie.

>>83064762
Just say ree in all caps if that's the best you can do.

>>83059848
>september 3rd is my birthday
hope i die before then

Yes I agree he rapes kids to you know

>>83061949
It already makes plenty of sense in four episodes. Does /tv/ even watch David Lynch anymore?

>that beginning of episode 3
holy fucking shit

How does it feel to be replaced by a tree, OP?

>>83065008
shut the fuck up

So I'm hearing a lot of people say that the scene where Tracy and the autistic guy got killed was ultra fucked up and scary but I'm just not seeing it. It didn't even look like it was doing anything to them, it looked more like someone was blasting them with a bottle of ketchup. Why is this scene fucking people up so bad?

>>83065056
Kek

SITS STYLISTICALLY DESIGNED TO LIKE THAT!!!

>>83065063
The crime scene photo of their obliterated faces.

>>83064582
yeah... imagine that... how weird a guy would you have to be ... ha ...

>>83057043

0/10

This show is fucking shit without the early 90s analog tape aesthetics. Prove me wrong.

>>83065063
Buildup and unexpected violent death. Remember that everybody thought those kids were gonna be major characters.

>>83065063
t-thanks tracy

>>83057043
...I like it anon
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>>83065201
if you like it just because it was made in the 90s then you have no taste

>>83065201
Lynch already proved you wrong. Why should I?
I also want some kino stills or webms

Why do reddit plebs have the need to force their pleb opinions on others?

Go watch Fargo, Got, or any other shitty popcorn series of the week and let the initiated enjoy.

>>83060848
Enlighten me, oh wise faggot
What do the donuts represent?

>>83065063
For me, it's because the being or entity or phantom or whatever it was is so alien to Twin Peaks, despite how weird that world already is. BOB and MIKE were humanoid spirits who represented the worst kinds of human evil, but the evil was recognisable - rape, murder, corruption. The glass box apparition was something else entirely. A deformed, mutilated, faceless thing in darkness that killed two kids for no reason, with no explanation, no rationale.

>>83065201
you can still make tumblr gif collages out of modern film technology, anon.

>>83065450
lol? leddit thinks this reboot is so far amazing

>>83060435
Nobody is that old and cares about RedLetterMedia you underage faggot.

>>83065606
>lol?

this is the ultimate pleb filter

>Twin Peaks was a laboratory for artists who never expected to be making a hit show and had no idea how to sustain one. It wasn’t perfect, and even now, after nearly three decades of TV shows that ripped off Twin Peaks, it won’t be perfect, either.
>Twin Peaks was always more about a mood and a vibe than the murder mystery that got such an improbably large audience so excited about its debut.
>Twin Peaks was a meditation on grief and trauma that expressed itself in unrelenting, deliberately unreal, often mystifying ways.
>Twin Peaks teased its viewers, which was fun, but it also tormented them and taxed their patience, which wasn’t fun.
>Stuff like Twin Peaks turns a lot of people off. I mean a lot. Always has, always will. especially plebs
>You never know why David Lynch does certain things, and he either can’t or won’t explain why he does them.
>David Lynch has become an increasingly difficult, alienating artist, and he’s not suddenly going to do an about-face.

>>83065340
I have fantastic taste, thank you very much.

>>83057043
OP you could not be more wrong. The overarching theme of twin peaks has always been the duality of good and evil. Lynch is bringing it to its literal conclusion by bringing two dale coopers into the real world. Twins. I fucking predicted this is where the story would go, you see the duality of good v evil all over the various plot lines. It even extends into a metanarrative by contrasting seasons 1-2 with FWWM. Laura Palmer's suffering is what enabled the events of the television show to take place, Cooper is the physical manifestation of the good that arrives in response to the evil, in this case Laura's murder.

>>83065934
that's what a person with no taste would say

>>83065452
Holes in space and time popping up now that the Lodges are breaking down. Were you raised stupid?

>>83065819
The only people who didn't know what was going on in 3 are idiots or people who were determined not to make connections on their own.

>>83066201
kys pseud

>>83065606
>if Reddit thinks it's good it must be bad

Don't give them any relevance of any kind. What the fuck are you doing on that site anyway?

>>83066277
>if I didn't understand it the people who did are only pretending! I'm not retarded!

>>83066330
>get called psued
>flip out
lol

So if people can just drop back into the real world from the black lodge, could Laura and Leland come back?

This series is lovely stuff. not my words, normies, the words of shakin' stevens. In all seriousness though, as soon as something goes outside of the box, normies are lost. What is new.

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Anyone have a webm of Coop Osmosis Jonesing his way into the electrical outlet?

That scene made me lose my shit.

>>83066343
>flip out
In your dreams, dumbass. You wanted me to kill myself over a post that wasn't even directed at you.

>>83066354
Laura showed Cooper that her physical form was just a recognizable shell for his benefit. She doesn't actually look human anymore.

>>83066419
relax bro i forgive you

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>>83057043
>Maybe this is his unconscientious talking
>unconscientious

Look, it's trying to think.

People talk about Lynch's other works influencing this, but I never see the PS2 ad he did, and it fits the style of the effects perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JInFqz66PyE&list=PLSjfSWQ-KW0IcEmzp3ARXpeN-1HDEljJQ

>>83066493
*its

>>83066536
"no"

lynch is a hack end yourselves

>>83065509

They were being too lewd. I would've done the same, honestly.

>>83066579
Go to bed, Anderson.

>>83066579
No u

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>>83066536
"Look it is trying to think" is not grammatically incorrect, please don't reply to my posts ever again. Brainlet.

>>83066598
That was likely the billionaire's plan. He (or she) watches the girl's interactions with the autist. Realized the autist alone wasn't enough to draw anything out. Called off the security guard so he'd let her in. She was a convenient variable, and it happened to work.

>>83066627
"its" doesn't have an apostrophe, it's "its" you donut.

kind of sucks the world now seems to be totally inhabited by old people. I wanted to stay with the cube watcher, needs some fresh faces. Lynch usually has a little more sex appeal.

>>83066531
He's made a bunch of small videos like that. Like one that was promoting some art show he was in.

>>83057043

HELLLOOOOOOOOooooooooo-OOOOOOOO!

>>83066704
Exactly. It was nice seeing it in the new series. I've always liked his animation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_t1eOAipo

>>83057043
why the fuck is Cooper a drooling retard? he was fine in the lodge.

>>83066802
see >>83064582

>>83066802
he's pretending to be retarded

>>83066674
"its" is the possessive form of "it", mongoloid.

I liked that aerial shot of New York. Did he film that or was it built/animated?

>>83066769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDsVi2EU_E

>>83066828
but he was talking normally just moments before

>>83066975
So are we.

>>83066994
2deep4me

>>83066354
>So if people can just drop back into the real world from the black lodge, could Laura and Leland come back?

Cooper couldn't just drop back in though, he had to take the place of someone else. He was supposed to replace his doppleganger, who would get sent to the Black Lodge in his place, but instead he replaced Doug Jones. Doug Jones was apparently "manufactured" for this purpose by entities unknown. So Cooper was tricked into replacing Dougie instead of replacing his doppleganger.

>even this lynch is a hack thread turned into another /tpg/

Feeling pretty fuckin comfy right now.

>>83067106
Bad Dale did say he had a plan in place when it time ran out. It was either him or the billionaire.

>>83066872
No it's not.

>>83067160
>it

his*

>>83067106
Think there's a connection between Bad Dale and Dougie regarding the two outlets? The blind Asian implied Cooper would die if he went through the 15 outlet, and shut off the machine. This replaced the 15 outlet with the 3 outlet.

Could she have been lying? Would the 15 outlet have led Cooper to Bad Dale, where the 3 outlet led to Dougie?

>>83067160
Yeah I'm assuming he was involved with the whole Dougie thing, also Dougie was about to be murdered and only dumb luck stopped Cooper suffering the same fate. So I guess if Dougie was manufactured they set up his life so that he'd be murdered right after the exchange.

>>83067106
I meant when Coop fell through the cracks, he just had a new body for a bit didn't he?

>>83067276
That would definitely explain the hit. Also seems like a scheme Bad Dale could easily cook up, too.

>>83067267
I dunno, could be. I doubt we'll get a concrete answer. That sequence was so cool though.

>>83067305
Well he was floating around and moving through solid objects so maybe he wasn't quite all there. I wonder how the monster in the glass box relates to Cooper? He shows up there and just a few minutes after he leaves it shows up and kills those kids.

I had to stop after the first two episodes. Everything felt like a parody of modern tv, except it wasn't funny and it didn't have the self-aware playfulness that made the original such a great send-up of soap operas.

The original pilot was a masterclass in setting up world and character. By the end of the episode, I was invested in the stories of a great deal of the characters in the show, and it all sprung out of a simple but compelling mystery.

Why should I care about the glass box? I've seen it a hundred times before. If that's the point, if Lynch is playing around with the conventions of the "mystery box" show, he's not doing a very good job of it.

Maybe it gets better, or maybe it'll suddenly click with me, but to dismiss all criticism with "MUH COFFEE MUH DONUTS" just seems hypocritical. Lynch just spent two hours regurgitating old ideas without bringing anything new to the table, and he forgot to add in what, by his own admission, was the most important part of Twin Peaks: the character stories.

>Make two rights

Could there be a more Cooper way to tell somebody to turn around?

>>83059317

>Look guys i'm unique.

Kys.

>>83067571
You'll likely warm up after 3 and 4, which struck me as a bit more character focused.

>>83067790
Yeah, I'm really hoping that's the case.

>>83063068
it's fucking horrifying really. people posting their wives and shit. it's like stumbling on your dad's porn.

>>83067169

Yes it is. Kys now.

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Man, people really didn't know it would be this weird. Look what they were saying just a few months back.

>>83057090
remember yesterday somebody said that people will inevitably compare this to Fargo

well here we are

Can someone explain the casino epsisode?

>>83068002
Fucking lol. I was actually thinking about how hard Noah Hawley tried to emulate Lynch, only to get BTFO, when I watched the premiere.

>>83068064
I wouldn't call ironic shitposting a confirmation, but I fucking know some idiot is thinking just this.

Even New York Times said Lynch was borrowing from Fargo, but at least the author reiterated that Lynch was just taking them back.

>>83060132
Lynch didn't direct most of the second season tho

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>that cute as fuck juliee cruise replacement

>people here are actually this angry that their blunder of the century turned out great

Never change, /tv/

>>83068208
that's the point

So far it feels less like Twin Peaks season 3 and more like "The David Lynch Variety Hour", I like it.

They somehow managed to take the worst things from season 2, multiply them by ten and put tnem in season 3. It's like watching your grandpa discover Paint. What is this shit seriously? The scenes in the concrete apartment would have been absolutely brilliant if it wasn't for all that stop motion crap every second. Lynch has always been known for creating great atmosphere, a fantastic mix of image and music. Is that his new way of creating suspense, it got old and annoying after about 5 seconds.

>>83063339
>Do you think based treeman will be as well-remembered as Laura's scream scene?

yes.

>>83060947
It's like when Fire Walk With Me came out. Normies bitch about it not being comfy Twin Peaks but in a few years it gets proper recognition for the artistic masterpiece that it is

>>83063485
>implying the main draw of the series was solely the murder mystery and not also the character interactions or the mystery of twin peaks itself

>just watched the first 10 minutes of episode 3

I refuse to believe anyone that says this new season is anything less than patrician.

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>>83065819
>Stuff like Twin Peaks turns a lot of people off. I mean a lot. Always has, always will. especially plebs
So, does /tv/ like Twin Peaks or rate it? On on hand others are accusing others of being plebs for enjoying it. And on the other others are accusing other of being plebs for hating it.

>idon'tknowwhosejewinganymore.jpg

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>>83069236
Welcome to the wonderful world of internet debates. It gets worse from here.

Reminder that you need an IQ over 125 to understand Twin Peaks.
Brainlets, please leave.

>>83066663
It was telling the Security guard wasn't there. They decided to introduce the punnani juice to see what would shake loose.

>>83069890
Exactly. Something needed to give.

Ok I really want to like this show but there are some things I can't just get over
>EVERY scene is awkwardly long
I don't mind if they do it every now and then but not every fucking scene
>so few times in twin peaks
it seems like the show is mostly happening in other areas than twin peaks itself
>not a timy bit of soap opera
I didn't want the new tp to be just like the old ones but there is literally no scene that reminfs you of the casual and sweet town of twin peaks. Ther are no silly regular exchanges of inhabitants of twin peaks. Also many old characters just appear in the episodes just so we c an say "oh james understands there are more brands of beer now"

>>83068542
Well, here's your (you) and good luck.

>>83069236
It's been 25 years for me, and I love it. It's confusing in a different kind of way, in a way i'm almost as confused as i once was, much like the twin peaks of old had me. I feel like young man again.

>>83057043
"I Am the Arm, and I sound like this:
>You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century."

DOUGIE JONES

>>83072292
DUGE LUV

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this guy

>>83072486
is he, dare I say, /ourguy?

>He shoots and he scores

I was like a deer in the headlights, everything was tailor made for me, David lynch. Is a fucking geniuous! I haven't read a word of this thread, just wanted to say thank you David

Can all the children who didn't watch the first two seasons move out of this thread? What's the point? Jesus christ

>>83058842
>calorimetry
It's funny how they keep inventing new words to pretend - oh, look at that
>digital filmography
No such thing. Digital is a different medium. Lynch values what makes it different.

>>83059455
>you think that's where the show should end? so many questions.
You have never understood the point of Lynch's work, and I'm afraid you're going to be just as disappointed at the conclusion of this.

>>83060255
I knew this would happen, even spent an entire thread warning Velvetbros that they'd be disappointed. This is sweet indeed.

Of course Andy's son is Michael Cera.

>>83061991
This is it, and I warned 'em. They haven't watched any of that stuff though, to be fair - at least, not more than once. These are people whose favorite Lynch films are Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart and The Straight Story (the last of which mostly goes over their heads).

>>83065819
>a meditation on
I think this phrase is completely dead since American Psycho, to be honest. People see it and stop taking the writer seriously. "It was about" is better.

>>83067571
>masterclass
>setting up world
Told you you wouldn't like it, peasant.

>>83057043
I knew it would happen Twin peaks was good because i was a mystery thriller with weird and goofy shit that unfolded as the plot progressed. Now it's just goofy weird shit with no plot

I only have two real complaints.

Too many scenes went for too long. Many Dougie scenes, the Jacoby scenes, etc
Awkwardly long scenes are good for effect sometimes, but it was overdone.

My other problem was the complete 180 on the use of soundtrack. I get that Lynch is probably doing this to make our return as jarring as Coops return, but it doesn't quite sit right.

>>83073108
But he's not his son

>>83071498
>I didn't want the new tp to be just like the old ones but there is literally no scene that reminfs you of the casual and sweet town of twin peaks.

That's because, as people have been patiently telling you for months, this is a way for Lynch to get eighteen hours of decently-budgeted new film produced.

>>83071498
I'm guessing, or at least hoping, things will become more Twin Peaksy as Coop returns to normal, and returns to the town itself. I think Lynch is keeping us away from the town on purpose

I'll be very disappointed if we don't get a few soap opera plots by the end

>>83057043
>It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...
so deep. is this canon?

>>83073882
>I know an artists work better than they do
kys reddit

>every episode ends with a band performing

I kind of like it

>>83073446
>doesn't have an argument
>resorts to criticizing a typo and poor use of words
>writes like a retard while doing it, even though he only has to get one sentence out

1. lucy acting ditsy but also being 60 years old is cringey
2. episode 3 and 4 lacked the lynch atmosphere
3. the green suit and casino stuff is dumb
4. there are to many awkward scenes that arent meant to be akward like when lynch interviews punished coop in the jail

>>83072288
nibba u mad af

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>>83060435

>>83074556
It was all beautiful, all of it. I've seen older people behaving silly, and the Casino stuff was perfect. Like children you are,"WAAAAHHH, this isn't my cherry soda pop, ma! I want my Cherry Soda Pop! Barq? Root Beer? I don't know this flavor, momma, I want my Cherry Soda!"
'Try it honey, you might grow to love it.'
"I will not Momma, I want my cherry POP NOW! WAAAAHHH!"
'But sweetie, how do you know it's not your kind of thing unless you've tasted it and really pondered the flavors for a spell?'
"I don't Care. I WILL NOT PONDER IT! I want my classical, safe, familiar cherry pop and I want it now!"
'I think you're secretly bored, in fact, I know you're probably bored of its flavors, surely you'll try something else, something new, something different, something that will challenge your sensibilities; get you out of your comfort zone into a new and undiscovered Country just waiting for some one with the vision, the vision of a visionary.'
"I don't wanna, Give me my Cherry 'Soda pop or I'm gonna tell daddy on you, WAAAAHHHH!"

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>>83072486

j-just

In this instance, /tv/ shows it's true ignorance of what constitutes the mythos, lore, and guidelines of a successful TV show.

Twin Peaks (season 1 and 2) is literally the colliding force of major media ideas. On the one side is David Lynch and his creepy/weird/anything can happen for any reason philosophy. And the other is network TV itself. They want rigid structure, mild unpredictability, and a status quo atmosphere. These 2 beliefs gave birth to Twin Peaks. Lynch didn't get to do whatever insanity he wanted, and network TV got a fresh and off beat show (that was very accessible to mainstream audiences).

Twin Peaks has survived and endured for 25 years because of this.

With season 3 however, those "network tv" beliefs are thrown away. Lynch can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. It's bad. It's boring. It's weird. And the fans defending this are the worst type of fanboys. They worshipped Twin Peaks from the moment they saw it, and are now embracing something with "Twin Peaks" slapped on as it's title that has very little to do with "Twin Peaks" at all.

>>83075458
copy pasting some fags review doesn't make you smart anon

http://www.strawpoll.me/13023793
>>83075437
He looks pretty good though.
>>83075458
>this pasta again

It didn't feel very Twin Peaks ...

>>83076415
nigga get the fuck outta here

Show's good.

>>83074556
>lucy acting ditsy but also being 60 years old is cringey
This happens in real life.

t. Person who lives near a small town and encountered someone older and ditzier than Lucy just days ago

Why is everyone so defensive of the new season anyway? I mean, I'm enjoying it so far, but it really isn't as comfy as the original series and I don't see what's wrong with noticing that or even being a bit disappointed by that. FWWM being darker than the TV series makes sense because it didn't have the limitations and was meant to take a more detailed look at some of the darker parts of the story, but I don't see any reason why the new season shouldn't be more in line with the original series.

>>83057043
Slick my hair back, force it unto a ponytail.

I have picked a side.

I liked the first two episodes but 3 and 4 have me worried. This whole Dougie thing is just bad. Andy and Lucy are starting to get annoying. Watching jacoby spray paint shovels for 4 minutes straight is not interesting. The only thing I liked was the interrogation scene.

>>83059855
First time that pasta got me to kek. Wasn't expecting it

I can't bring myself to watch all of season 2. WAY too much filler. Can I just watch the last episode and then move on to season 3?

>>83067571
>except it wasn't funny and it didn't have the self-aware playfulness that made the original such a great send-up of soap operas
TP wasn't a send-up of soaps. What's wrong with you?

>>83057090

I thought the same, this is a Fargo rip off, and a really bad one.

>>83064609
Bood

Gad

Dunno

I told you it was gonna be shit few days ago and you didnt listen, too bad you wasted 4 hrs of your lives.

>>83078680
You know the answer anon

>No.

how the fuck are you cunnyniggers watching episodes 3 and 4 already

Episode 3 and 4 leaked?

you guys noticing that coop is on an odyssey? lynch is trying to make some sort of weird american tv ulysses.

also,
>>83074556

>not getting unsettled when dark coop isn't even BOB anymore, just some weird half-coop

your emotions are stunted kid

>>83078784
Damn dude, I refuse to believe you watched the entire show and don't think it was riffing on and satirizing conventions of soap operas. Just google twin peaks soap opera and read some smarter people than I school you on it.

>>83080174
Coop was never BOB he was always a doppelganger, what the hell man.

>>83080625
>listening to "experts" on whether it was making fun of soap operas
Twin Peaks was not a comedy show anon.

>>83078994
Showtime app.

>>83081001
you kids and your apps