YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU COULD BE A PART. TIME. MODEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI
THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY, MUM

happened last birthday

Bring me back to the pre iPhone days

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street...[depending on the street]

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>>83056482
>THIS GIRL IS SO HOT

Who's the boom King?

Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
stick some money to the honey
now I'm covered in money, honey

>>83058480
BRET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJZfwDgNTM

Like a TREEEE

musical comedy is the lowest class of either art form

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>>83058635

>>83056482
YOU'D PROBABLY STILL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR NORMAL JOB THOUGH

I said ahhhh central park (in newark)

>>83056482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqmo

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you know you love the talking stove!

>>83058669
>not liking musical comedy = fedora
lol go listen to some weird al or LMFAO and tell me with a straight face that they're on par musically with actual musical acts or on par comedically with actual comedy acts

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You've pawned everything, everything you own
Your toothbrush jar and a camera phone

>>83058476
>i want to tell her how hot she is
>but if i tell her how hot she is she'll think i'm being sexist...
>...bitch

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid

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Would you /tv/?

>>83057001
The first verse hits too close to home whenever I have people over

>>83059107
Absolutely

>>83059107
Yes

>>83059144
Just order a pizza, you fucking faggot.
Nobody wants to eat your disgusting slop.

>>83059053
My rhymes are so potent that in this small
segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

>>83059107
till my dick hurts

>>83059235
Other rappers DISS ME

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Ah, Gerard Depardieu

>>83059319
feu du faux faux

>>83059222
>not cooking for your friends
What type of asshole are you?

>>83058865
>tipping intensifies.

>>83059319
hon hon hon, baguette

BROWN PAPER WHITE PAPER
STICK IT TOGETHER WITH THE TAPE
THE TAPE OF LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fycGFGSeKpc

>>83059311
WHY

>>83058568
How about you and two dudes?
Him, you and Stu, in the nude
Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that’s if Stu’s into it, too

>>83059427
STICKY STUFF

>>83059427
I prefered the cello tape version.

>>83058635
This tbqh

>>83059436
Why? Cause I rap about reality

>>83059362
>not understanding the fedora meme intensifies

He maybe did.

THEY CALL ME THE HIPHOPAPOTAMUS
MY LYRICS ARE BOTTOMLESS

...

...

>>83059107
she looks horrendous today

In the distant future...
The year 2000...
https://youtu.be/AXhYgprPB9o

>>83058635
bump

>>83059107
Till I couldn't muster another thrust.

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>>83056482
He maybe did!

>>83057046
OLD FAG

>>83060077
best episode

>>83058635

it's certainly the most irritating

>>83060077
He maybe dead what?

fucking australians.

I SEE THE GIRLS CHECKING OUT MY TRUNKS

>>83058865
>go listen to a shitty comic and tell me stand up is good

>>83060204
>me mum says I sound loike Mara-lynn Mon-row

>>83059439
Absolutely shakespearean

>>83058635
and yet you can do neither faggot

In the Marmalade Forest
Forest
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albie

>>83056482

reddit: the show

>>83059357
>I make a meal for my friends,
>Try to make it delicious,
>Try to keep it nutritious,
>Create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
>Nobody compliments the meal
I feel like a prize asshole no one even mentions my casserole.

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best show thatll never get a s3

>>83060205
If you party with the Party Prince,
You get two complimentary after-dinner mints

>>83060654
Albie, the racist dragon!

Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your cake tin
Oh no, is this the one you bake in?
I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'?

>>83056482
Pure kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

What a comfy show. I need to rewatch this, havent seen it in 5 years. I do listen to the songs every now and then though.

>>83060883
"No Albie, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, but you did leave me very badly disfigured" laughed the boy.

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Are you pro- or anti-AIDS /tv/?

>Yes Affirmative

>>83059319
French treasure.

>>83060727
4chan: the comment

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>>83061041
the way he catches that apple
my fucking sides

Can someone remove these
cutleries
from my knees
please

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Is there anything more obnoxious than "Hipsters: The Musical"?

>transsexual is literally named "Angel"

BRAVO

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>>83061106
>laughed the boy
Every time

>>83060109
Wrong best episode is when Jemaine dates the Australian chick Keitha.

>>83062516
Had one of the best songs too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGoDns8wTA

They still performing in 2016
https://youtu.be/wgkYzUWhkAo

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>>83062844
Yup. When I listen to this there are a few names of chicks I have dated and I always think of them.

Honestly this show is top 5 all time for me. Too bad it only went two seasons but in some ways that was exactly enough cuz I heard they hated doing it and ran out of material right at the finish line.

Murray was best character.

>>83058865
Watch a shitty movie and tell me movies are art

>>83061787
>it's anon doesn't understand that a name like "Angel" is an obvious nod to transsexuals being cheap whores episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEK0UZH4cs

Man's lying on the street
Some punk's chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops
To see if he's dead

https://youtu.be/ASY7boVoDCQ
Take me back, take me back.
Take me back, take me back.
Take me back, take me back.

This song makes me sad

>>83063001
>ran out of material right at the finish line.
Season 1 used up all their best previously written material, you can tell the storylines are written around the songs, it feels more like a weirdly strung together series of skits

Most of the musical material for season 2 is new songs they had to come up with in a rush while writing the non musical bits at the same time, so the songs are less good but work with the storylines in a more organic and cohesive way.

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>>83063595
Ya that makes sense and is what I recall hearing too. I think both seasons are strong and still enjoy binge-ing them on a rainy weekend.

>>83061115
>how can you be PRO-aids?!

>>83063001
>Murray was best character.

patrician choice

>>83056482
>>83057001
wow I liked those songs but I've never seen them before, t b h they sound a lot better than they look and those videos are kinda shitty

>>83056482
You're so beautiful! Like a tree! Or a high class prostitute.

>>83058635
It is, but there are exceptions to everything. Flight of the Conchords isn't even in the same universe as shit like Oates & Garfunkel.

>>83060794
It was clear they used up all their juice in Season 1, especially with the songs. They obviously couldn't just come up with stuff on the fly to fill a whole season. That's fine, though. Season 1 was good enough on its own.

>>83064475
The show was pretty low budget. It was all shot in Murrys office, their apartment, or just on the street and in parks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GnL7LoPV1k

>>83063296
Mmmm, turns out he's dead.

How could that be gay if you're pretending it's a woman?

the distant future
the year 2000

>>83058635
>who is frank zappa

>AAAAHHHH SINTRAL PAHK!

>>83066515

ha ha took me a second

>I don't remember you having a beard yesterday
>Sometimes I grow a beard
>Looks like it's glued on
>Yes, sometimes I glue one on

THINK ABOUT THE EPILEPTIC DOOOOOGS

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>mfw CAROL BROWN, JUST TOOK A BUS OUT OF TOWN
>but I'm hoping that you'll stick around

>>83056482
You're so beautiful, like a... tree
Or a high-class prostitute

And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want, we could double team you