>JUST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEPP IS FINISH

MARVEL BTFO

DC FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>83055077
Oh no, RT doesn't like a movie

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>>83055077

Is this it lads, will 2017 be the year when the critics finally turn on Disney?

All those reviewers with their reddit pirate puns

kms

They have a personal vendetta against pirate kino

Oh look, Javier Bardem plays a bad guy..

>will we die, JUST a little?

Disney saving their bribes on the main franchises

RT MATTERS ALL IF A SUDDEN EXPECT EVERY TIME I SAY IT DOESN'T

>>83055077
>DEPP IS FINISH
how though?
>some actor (depp, hanks, cruise etc.) get paid millions of dollars for a movie role
>movie has bad ratings or bad box office results
>implying they care on their way to the bank
>retarded faggots spout: JUST JUST AHAHAHAHA
fucking idiots

>>83055077
WE DID IT REDDIT

Who actually thought this would be good?

>already bought a ticket for thursday with my bf

PLEASE DON'T SUCK

IT'S NOT FAIR

>sequel #479182736 in a series is shit

Did anyone honestly expect any other outcome?

>>83055275
This is the most expensive film production ever.

>>83055328
So? Doesn't mean shit if they didn't kick back a little something

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>>83055313
>bf

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>"maybe trump supporters shouldnt watch my movie, its not made for you"
>its bombs cause the left dont actually spend money on anything

>>83055386
Midori is better

>>83055279
Nah, fuck RedditTomatoes and everyone that uses it.

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>>83055386
Yeah :3

Pretty sad this isn't going to be piratekino though :(

>>83055077
Seriously tho, this movie is really bad.
Like a parody of the first three other movies.

>>83055328
>$320 million production budget
>Projected to make 90-100 million opening weekend

Is this finally the end?

>>83055313
women r retarded

>>83055470
Are you the passive?

what a surprise

these series went to shit after the second one

>>83055470
Daily reminder: all faggots will burn in hell for eternity

>>83055508
I'm a boy >>83055470

>>83055526
You mean the sub?
Yeah.

>>83055470
Post pictures of him slamming your boipucci, I already have my cock out so please deliver.

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>>83055470
>its only fags
thank god, I thought there could be girls on my internet.

>>83055545
Nice edge you got there bro

>>83055242
Year of miracles incoming

>>83055470
>tfw genuinely glad it is a faggot rather than a woman
Thank god, enjoy your movie with your bf

>>83055315
Harry Potter was consistently good because of the source material.
>>83055427
>Telling 63 million people to fuck off

And watch it make half a billion dollars worldwide.

>>83055470
Degenerate

>>83055589
On 4chan? Nah, only behemoth man cows, but even they don't stay too long.

>>83055589
There's girls (male)

>>83055077
>>83055242
How is this a surprise to anyone? The 4th pirates movie was fucking awful.

>>83055617
In all honesty I'm glad it's a fag too, women who visit this site are dumb as hell and they attention whore too much.

>>83055077
>Depp is finished
>People will still go see it
>Money will be made
Its cute you think the quality of a film or reviews matter in the slightest.

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>>83055642
we both know that doesn't count

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>>83055577
I've only made some snaps but I obviously don't have those anymore.

Not that I would post something like that here on 4chin

a fifth movie in a series that nobody likes is bombing wowwwwwww who could've seen this coming

>>83055657
Every pirate movie after the first was just increasingly bad.

>3rd was barely watchable
>4th was shit
>5th was ?

>>83055722
what are you talking about, everyone loves Pirates

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I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83055780
I didn't

I wanted this to be good for based Javier t b h, he seemed like he really enjoyed playing the character

>>83055289
>>some actor (depp, hanks, cruise etc.) get paid millions of dollars for a movie role
>>movie has bad ratings or bad box office results
>studios stop casting said actor in big roles
>no more big paychecks

>>83055077
What did they think was gonna happen?

Did they think they're fast & the furious 8 ?

All of the films after the first have a negative rating on Rotten Tomatoes. This really doesn't matter.

>>83055077
It looked like trap from the beginning. Nobody cares about fucking pirates anymore.

>>83055589
There are two types of girls on 4chan. They either camwhore and reveal themselves for (You)'s or they try to blend in with the guys. Don't forget how much women hate each other.
>t. someone who knows two lurkers.

>>83055941
I'm surprised the second one is rotten, it was as good as the first imo, the third one was decent as well.

>>83056059
(((rotten tomatoes))) hates piratekino but loves shit like capeshit

>>83056126
The metascore for 2,3,4 are negative as well my lad

>>83056148
2 and 3 were also piratekino

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>>83055555
nice

>>83056178
2 was great, liked 3 as well. 4 had that qt mermaid so I'll give it a pass

>>83055313
>girl
roasties out

Depp was already finished before the movie. He can't seem to cash out any of his investments. Bet all his managers ran away with his money.

>>83056299
I'm a boy.

>>83055077
>implying it not will be fresh after 100 reviews like it was with Beast and Germiona
>implying it will not make 1bil+ like Beast and Germiona
Disney never lose, anon.

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>>83055077

What did he mean by this?

But /tv/ told me that Disney buys reviews!!

>>83056626
>whitty

Disney really needs to stop spending all their shill money on capeshit

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Once the audience scores roll in it will be another fine addition to my shitty-tomatoes collection

>>83056838
Warcraft was shit

>>83055077
It looked godawful from the trailers. Chinks will still probably save it anyway.

>>83056863
It's Hobbit-tier movie and yet Hobbit is fresh.

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>pirate kino.

Please stfu. The first and second were passable at most.

>>83056974
Third was kino

>>83056626
>that face
>that last name
>that review
Based.

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>>83056974
Fuck this new movie, post some original pirate kino

>>83055470
>Feet on seat

All faggots must die

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>>83055077
Did it have a plot?

>>83056148
>>83055941

I like 3 but have some major gripes with it, but what could they possibly dislike so much about 2?

>>83055879
You are nobody

honestly Pirates is never getting good reviews. i love the series but for some reason it's incapable of getting good reviews. even the first is barely "fresh"

>disney buys reviews so this shit is actually like 9%
>they dumped 350 millions on production alone
Jesus christ

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>>83055427
>tfw trump supporter and loved the first 3 pirates movies
>tfw going to marathon the series and watch the fifth film this friday anyway
Meh I wasn't expecting it to be good anyway now that they killed the best character off (pic related)

>Javier "Better Hit The" Bardem

>>83055555
Nice digits, are you qt? Any actor you look like?

>$90M projected opening
>that budget
But why

RT's ratings stopped mattering a long time ago

What's their reason for not liking this? Sexism? A “problematic“ protagonist? Not enough diversity?

>>83058061
Depp's personal life/the series
not the actual movie

>>83055077
POTC was never coming back from the grave, this doesn't break any ice.

>>83058061
From what I can tell their beef is with the movie not having a coherent story. Every review I read goes along the lines of "all the characters are looking for Trident of Poseidon and we don't know why."

>>83057920
>are you qt
I don't know.

I'm not going to post any pics.
My bf thinks I'm cute though :)

>Any actor you look like?
Aaron Paul because he's handsome :3

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>>83055077
i'm usually one to heed reviews but I feel compelled to go watch yet another entry of piratekino

>>83055624
>harry potter movies
>good
anon pls

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>>83058023
Never underestimate the foreign box office with these movies

>mfw this movie is just another one that revolves around Jack Sparrow like the 4th movie

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>>83057249

>>83055624
>Harry Potter was consistently good
Are you fucking serious

HIDE ROTTEN TOMATOES THREADS
IGNORE ROTTEN TOMATOES THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO ROTTEN TOMATOES POSTERS

>>83055077
Did those pirates ever leak the movie?

>>83057883
nobody cares about those brit guys

>>83055077
wtf what happened to the "positive reactions" from a couple months ago?

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>>83056838
>implying audiences are always right and critics are always wrong

>>83055077
>doesn't need trump supporters he said.
Amber Heard must be laughing while fucking musk to death

>>83058479
Movie critics, by virtue of being movie critics, are in fact always wrong.

>>83056838
Warcraft was a steaming pile of shit. Get some taste, faggot.

>>83055077
Wow, and suspiciously only a year after his well publicised abuse scandal.

Surely that had nothing to do with reviewers trashing his latest AAA film.

>>83056838
the duel between that warlock dude and the other orc was kino
otherwise the movie was kind of shit

>>83055077
Not going to lie, former Depp supporter here. Its hilarious watching him crashing burn, but seriously we can't let him get his hands on The Black Pearl.

>>83055077
Rotten Tomatoes is useless. Just wait, Wonder Woman will have 100%.

ITT: #madatmort

>>83058525
Correct me if I'm wrong, didn't the majority of people side with Depp and call Heard a cunt?

>>83055624
Nu-male detected. I bet you masturbate to cuckold porn too.

>>83055077
I mean every Pirates movie since 1 was bad, so looks like critics have finally found their senses.

>>83055242
>DUDE TURDS LMAO
>81%
Yeah no, Disney diverted all their shill funds to GOTG when they realized they got hacked and Pirates was a lost cause

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>>83058602
?

>>83058500
So Taxi Driver, Lawrence of Arabia and countless other critically acclaimed films are shit and mindless trash like I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry is good.

>>83056626
critic kino

>>83058692
The pirates movie got so fucking convoluted and weird.

1 was real nice.
2 was coherent and cool
3 was a complete wtf mess aside from sailing off the edge of the world.
4 was dogshit aside from mermaid bay, even Ian McShane couldn't save it
5???

>>83058692
Franchising was a mistake

>>83058803
3 is needlessly convoluted but i still really like it for the visuals, music, and the scope of the whole thing.

4 is complete trash besides barbossa

>>83055077
>Critics don't like a Pirates sequel

what a surprise

>>83058885
4 is half good half garbage. It tried too hard to be wacky and it got in the way of the great shit in it, in particular Geoffrey Rush gnawing the scenery and having more fun than it should be legal to have.

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>listening to SJW Tomatoes

hmm I wonder why they are giving his movie a bad review

>>83055748
Dead mans chest was pretty good. worlds end was awful though

>>83058584
Feminists? No.

>>83058803
>>83058885
>>83058935
3 was just wasted potential all the way through. I actually thought the Pirate Lords idea was neat but the execution was horrible.
>they agree to go to war
>both sides assemble a fleet
>the final battle is two ships in a whirlpool going round and round

I agree that Barbossa was the best part of 4, they should just do a spinoff of him because literally everyone is saying Depp's character got old. The critics say it, the audience says it.
Jack Sparrow in the first movie was a calculating pirate on a mission with some goofy moments. Jack Sparrow in all the sequels is a goofball who stumbles his way through everything.

>>83055609
This is the first year of Trump presidency.

>month long campaign shitting on wonder woman for having no advertising a month out
>pirates comes out this week and I've seen nothing but a few depp headlines over him being bankrupt and needing lines fed to him

hmm

(((rotten tomatoes))) hate pirate kino

>>83059226
>Jack Sparrow in all the sequels is a goofball who stumbles his way through everything.
Dead Man's Chest is all about Jack desperately employing every trick he can think of to cheat his predetermined fate, and failing.

What's all this about trump supporters now? Google gave me nothing

>>83059561
>I'll have half of my crew eaten by cannibals
>I'll bring along my old enemies and enemies-to-be for the rest of the ride
>I got a jar of dirt
The only bright idea he had was selling off Will to Davy Jones to buy time and then he had no clue what he was doing while searching for the heart.

>in before 250m domestic 750m worldwide

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>>83055589
I wanna thank all the femanons out there that hide themselves and don't ruin threads by attention whoring.

It's funny seeing people ITT trying to save the "Disney buys critics!" narrative because they still need an excuse to save face whenever their DC capeshit blows it's load.

>>83055077

Imagine Wonder Woman in one week

>>83055470
I want a bf :(

>>83059828
>in one week
Literally how? Do they not advertise big budget movies anymore? I still watch cable TV once in a while and go to the theater and haven't seen a trailer or commercial for either WW or POTC

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>>83059828
I want it to be rotten just for the sake of memes

>>83055077
So, how long until Disney decides to kill the series? And replace it with Monkey Island movies?

>>83059924
This one is pretty obviously going to be the last, simply because Johnny Depp has gone from a handsome middle aged weirdo to an old, overweight, acloholic has-been. They haven't really got much choice but to end it here.

>>83059924
This is supposed to be the "final adventure".

>>83060021
The chinks still love him

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>>83055077
shit I was hoping this would be good

>>83055608
sorry truth hurts you anon, lots of edge in hell for you to suffer

>>83059783
we're all female here

>>83060093
None of them did well critically. If you liked the others, you'll like it

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>>83055470

>>83059680
I mean, that was the point. He couldn't win, he just kept sinking lower as the movie progressed because he refused to face the reality. Then when he finally thinks he's won, it's over. I really like Dead Man's Chest and consider it the best in the franchise, not just because of cool setpieces and shit but because of the good storytelling that's behind them. My favorite visual cue is how Jack's first appearance is breaking out of a coffin, setting up his motivation for the entire movie.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

CLEAR SHOT FOR WONDER BAE AFTER THIS DISNEYCRAP BOMBS


>Alice in Wonderland: 1 Billion dollars
>Alice in Wonderland 2: 300 million dollars

JUST FOR DEPP AND HIS WIFE JOINED DC TOO

YO HO YO HO A PAUPERS LIFE FOR ME

>>83060271
>lifting a tank
I know her character is being a stronk independent womyn who needs no man but come on.

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>mfw literally my favourite franchise
what do now

>>83060250
Dead Man's Chest is such an underrated film. it doesn't deserve the hate it gets

>>83060341
You gotta be kidding. That's not even that impressive for comic book heroes. Maybe for the MCU since they're afraid of having their characters be "overpowered."

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>>83057249

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>>83060363
ignore the critics

>>83060363
>expecting Pirates to not get short ended when Disney now has Star Wars and Marvel at their disposal

Why did you even believe this stood a chance of being good?

>>83060363
Considering the score of the other movies you really shouldnt be giving a shit

>>83055077
pirate movie. still gonna watch it

>>83060271
>Wonder flop

It won't cross 500 million

>>83055077
Fuck, I knew it...

>>83060363
Rewatch the first three and pretend On Stranger Tides was a bad dream

>>83060415
The point is the other heroes look like they can. Superman is Superman with his muscular body, Bats has his Batsuit, Cyborg is a machine that can lift, etc. Here we have a twig of a woman. Gal doesn't look the part

>>83060531

On Stranger Tides was the best one since the first you disgusting pleb

Just recently rewatched all 4. Wall of text incoming:

1 is very good, no doubt.

2 is still enjoyable and i like the plot, its just a bit too much slapstick humor in it to match the tone of the first.

3 should have been two movies. Like wtf were they thinking cramming all this shit into one movie? 3a would work much better if it had just been about getting Jack back and then facing off against Davy Jones when everyone gets ambushed by Lord Backet. DJ gets forced to kill his pet should have been in this film and then everyone has to flee. Thats a good low point to set up everything for 3b. That one should have focused on the whole Pirate Lords story to fight off the Brits and reuniting Davy Jones with Calypso. But 3 had two things going for it: The entire mission at worlds end is good and could have been expanded with more insight into Jacks character. The story about Davy Jones and Calypso had depth and i could really feel his pain when he played the Organ and started sobbing.

4 is controversial but personally i like it alot. Imo its better then 2 and 3. The only thing i would change is how Jack figured out how to use the silver cups bc that makes no sense. No one told him to smash them together and using latin words should not work on a mystical fountain far away from italy. He should have tried saying the words first. Then he gets shot and uses the cups to protect him, smashing them together by accident, making the sound, opening the way. Why? Because you could write the words onto any piece of crap and open the fountain lol. But it had to be silver cups, bc only that material has the specific frequency or whatever. Makes more sense.

Still looking forward to 5.

>>83060542
You got me on that. Gal just doesn't have the looks. She should have either trained harder or they should have enhanced her a bit. It does look kind of off, but the character is definitely strong enough.

>>83060341
If she could hold her own against fucking doomsday, I believe lifting a tank is pretty easy.

>>83060493
That would be a success dumbass

>>83060595
>she should've worked out more
Kek the best part is this IS her after working out for 2 years

>>83060588
3 and 4 had a lot of fat to trim character-wise. Get rid of the Pirate Lords from 3, especially the guy from Singapore, and Keith Richards; give Norrington more time. Get rid of the Spanish and the missionary from 4.

>>83055162
>>83055191
/tv/ in two posts.

>>83055242

Yeah, they'll still rip on DC however

>>83060723
>>83060595
Thing is, she's a goddess. God's don't need muscle because their power is supernatural. So the casting fits perfectly because she's one of god's chosen people.

>mfw took the week off for Memorial Day weekend, gonna get drunk on rum out of pirates of the Caribbean shot class I got at Disneyworld like 9 years ago, and enjoy some pirate kino this friday
Bout to get comfy

>>83060574
its the worst one red a tor

>>83058692
>4 is six years old

h-how..

>>83060843
>((((chosen))))
Does anybody have the gif from fast and furious of her slow mo walk where literally every other woman on screen has a nicer body than hers?

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>>83055077
Why, Paul? Why?

>shitty review scores
>will still makes 1 billion

Yeah, Disney is fucked.

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>>83055077
>DEPP IS FINISH

I didn't know he was a fellow mongol?

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>>83055748
Dead Man's Chest was the GOAT movie, but it also screwed the franchise. They could never match Davy Jones or live up to that ending.

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>>83060909
I got you, senpai.

>>83060687
That's barely breaking even you mong

>>83060989
I cannot fucking believe this was an actual scene in the movie

>>83060493
>4 times the budget
That would be more profitable than Civil War my dude

>>83060989
ahahahahah

>disney makes a movie so bad that even the critics they have on their payroll shit on it
>ctrl "wonder" 9 results

Yep the shills are here

>>83061231
I still can't believe 250 million dollars were spent on Civil War.

>>83055889
>studios stop casting said actor in big roles
>no more big paychecks
They're all in their 50s and they're all still mega A-listers makung 30 million per movie

>>83060989
Haha oh man.

>>83061337
Wasn't a fifth of that RDJ's paycheck?

>>83060271
Are you alright?

>>83059783
Yeah well if you ever find one let me know. They are genetically incapable of not fucking up everything around them and making it about them being a girl.

>>83055077
i really hope this movie is good

i don't care about this fucking rottentomatoes pleb shit but this is worrying

still gonna see it though because pirates is the best franchise

>>83057883
Why is Trump so tired?

>>83061337
RDJ only does the finest drugs

>>83061407
if its any consolation, the only fresh one was the 1st, while 2 was just as good as the first and the third was a solid movie as well.

>>83060989
Okay, I definitely remember teenage me jerking off to that final shot where she was in the car with her legs sprawled out, but... why? Why would you build a scene around her arse when she has no arse? Did she reverse over the director's puppy or something?

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>>83061337
its all on screen

>>83055721
Dutchfag

>>83061498
damn i never looked at the RT for potc but that's surprising

i would have expected 2 and 3 to be in the high 60s or low 70s with 4 at maybe ~50

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>>83060989

>>83061592
One would though that doing greenscreen would make the movie cheaper than shooting on location, not more expensive. Especially considering it looks like fucking trash

>>83061671
RDJ is sucking up all the cash for a height extension operation

I will watch it to laugh at Paul McCartney's lack of acting skills.

>>83061337
Most of that was spent on getting all those more or less big name actors together, very little on the actual movie, the bad editing really shows this.

DC's teamup flicks will also have the same problem.

Pirates are so overrated in movies today

>>83062142
Name 25 pirate flicks

>>83055077
>dead films get no sales
;^]

>>83056937
Because the hobbit have the lotr fanbase warcraft have nothing.

>>83060975

I lost brain cells by reading this lol

>>83055313
PLEASE DON'T SUCK
you could still just blow .3

Does anybody else think will was actually an underrated character?.

I mean the first 2 films work because of the chemistry between him jack and Elizabeth.

Jack is just a meme character so he works as a sort of trickster and comic relief.
And why the 4th movie felt so disjointed with the siren subplot.

Imo This movies need a sort of serious character that you can actually give a fuck.

>>83062754
They tried to "reboot" will with the priest character but he sucked so

>>83062754
The good characters:
Barbosa
Davy Jones
Norrington
Pintel and Ragetti

>>83062754
yeah he's alright people just like to shit on orlando bloom

So do we know if it's better or worse compared to the 4th movie ?

>>83062825
Yea i mean thats my point, they knew they needed another character besides Jack or otherwise theres no sense of drama or danger. Just Deep being a memester.

They somehow knew this yet still fucked it up by casting a nobody and giving him a useless plot.

I have a feeling they made the same mistake again.

Last crusade > casino Royale = dead man's chest > curse of the Black Pearl >Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man

These are the only good pg-13 action movies ever made

>>83063225
Casino Royale is PG13?

>>83061231
>4 times the budget

Are you stupid? You do realize marketing exists and a large portion of the profits go to the theatres

>>83063139
reviews say it is better than 4

>>83063322
>a large portion of the profits go to the theatres

is this a joke ?

theaters get about 20% of the ticket sales for the first week and in some instances zero. they literally show the movie for pop corn sales.

>>83056626
Khyno

>>83057883
>they killed the best character off

most kino death in the kino history of dying on kino.

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>>83055470
How can people tell they are faggots from this photo alone?

Johnny depp is a faggot and jack sparrow is overrated by executives. No one gives a fuck about pirates of the Caribbean anymore

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>>83061657
>that skelly chair outta nowhere
9/10

>>83063289
It's a bond movie, of course it is

>>83063564
because benis in ganus

>>83063564
Context you idiot. Also its two clear men hoding hands, or a trap. Either way, gay.

Inb4 youre blind and cant identify gender from hands

>>83055313
you better be a faggot

>>83063739
One is obviously a man. Which makes sense since the pov said 'their bf'.

The other is significantly smaller, so I don't know how anyone can determine if the lady is a dude

>>83063569
i do

>>83064248
hey me too

>>83055470

I see he is lifting his legs to hide the hand holding.

You must be hideous.

>>83055077
>idiots pretend reviews have any power over blockbusters
Remember how BvS or Soundtrack Squad failed at the box office? Me neither.

>>83064626
Suicide squad barely made back the money that was put into it to have it made. The only thing that saved it was blu ray sales.

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Karma, thy name is Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU4jMs7EeUI

>>83064813
Even with a crazy marketing the budget was ~325m, the box office got over 740m. It's not super amazing but definitely good return. Besides, it barely had any fans.

>>83064626
BvS did pretty much fail though? It's fucking BATMAN VS SUPERMAN and it couldn't even crack 900 million

>>83059226
I don't think the Jack Sparrow character is getting old, I feel that everything 50% during and after the second took a serious turn and Jack just doesn't really fit in it, they should have pursued the tone of the first, just a straight forward adventure without shitloads of characters and stupid convoluted plots.

>>83055531
I liked the third :,[

>>83065110
It failed when compared to other super hero shit but no one but fanboys gives a shit about that. It made them a nice return and served its purpose. Even the vastly superior and praised Dark Knight made just 100 millions more (although with a lower budget I guess)

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>>83065301
proves people like dc more, marvel is just smarter so far.

>>83063409
>20%
50% domestic, worse for foreign in some cases. Movie theaters don't play these shitheaps for free.

>>83061405
>find one
You clearly didn't read the post you replied to, kek

>>83065381
DC has a much richer history with the public. They should be wiping the floor with marvel with their built in fanbase

>>83062947
You forgot the equivelant of Pintel and Ragetti for the British Navy. Shame they won't be in PotC5.

>>83059226
Yeah but that Maelstrom battle is awesome

>>83058692
>incomprehensible
>disjointed plot
So out of so many legitimate reasons to dislike the third and fourth movies, critics chose to out themselves as literal retards?
Because nothing was actually that confusing plot-wise in either of these movies.

>>83065571
That's what im saying.
all the animated success, and video game success.
I mean making fucking good games who are recieved well by fat gamers and sell a lot is hard.

AND YET THEY STILL CANT FUCKING HIRE A GOOD DIRECTOR AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT.

HOW HARD WAS IT FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT SUPERMAN ISNT FUCKING BATMAN.
did the director of man of steel not fucking watch anything about superman ever.
did he not watch the tv series, or anything and realize hes not about sadness.
honestly fuck dc

it's ok. Lilly will pay for his bills with that sweet British Vogue moneys she gets.

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>>83060989
>that disgusting tumor of an ass

>>83065576
Those two were funny in the first one, forgot about them for a second

>>83055077
Good kaya a shit too it looks like garbage

>>83055242
Batb was fucking amazing only disney film I've liked it forever

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>>83058301
>>83058418
How does it feel to be predictable autists who are always wrong. Not even him but you are facefuckingly retarded. You not liking something matters not nobody gives a shit about contrarians with fake taste.

>>83066922
kids movies, having bad reviews LMAO, get real fagget

>>83060102

>Christfag thumps his bible at others, forgetting the other rule where only God can judge

Why do you people pick and choose what parts you follow?

>>83055242
When will people realize for whatever reason, the critics deal is, sacrifice all non-Marvel projects, keep the cashcow safe, do what you will with the other stuff so nobody gets wise.

>>83061657
Gadots problem was that her body was in an awkward phase but she wanted to get roles while her career was hot and she IS above average pretty just not "SEXAY" so it resulted in the director taking a risk on this.

I have seen Gadot lately and her body is pretty awesome now.

>>83066969
>kids directed them
Lmao the first two are the only kids ones. You may notice several tone shifts oh wait you don't care at all and just have shit taste and hate hp. I saw the last four alone when I was 17 19 20 and 21 along with most people

>>83066922
Harry potter triggers all the friendless people here so you know its good

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>>83055077
HAHAH disney shekels running out

they thought they had it made where they didnt have to pay off critics.

Pirates of the Caribbean has always been boring fucking trash

>>83060989
IMAGINE

>>83055263
I thought it was Bencio Del Toro desu

>>83067388
Trash? Yes. Boring? No

>>83056838
well, if you take the 2 scores in consideration, the movie has a 49.5%... thats a spot on score for warcraft.

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>>83055077
That kino as fuck shot in the trailer of young sparrow looking over his shoulder with that sort of gay/ effeminate "got you mate, soz" expression as he fucks over Bardem.

I dont give a fuck, im seeing it.

>>83055077
All of the sea, naval and pirating puns in the reviews are fucking disgusting. Jesus Christ I hate critics.

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>>83055077
Reminder that despite persistent attempts at jewish manipulation the Pirates series has been consistently popular, probably because it is one of the last non capeshit epic adventure franchises left

>>83067388
Wrong

>tfw I liked the first three a lot

4 was crap. I wanted this one to be enjoyable.

>>83056626
>using fast in two consecutive sentences.

That's just hard to read. Really jarring.

>>83068269
>>83068216
See pic, ignore the jewish manipulated reviews, they don't know shit about decent kino

>>83055077
Already bought 3 tickets for my wife and her bf and her son. I'm going to a different showing tho

>>83060271
It annoys me that she's posing like there is nothing there. Couldnt she have atleast tried to look like she was using her strangth? Where the fuck is quality control on shit like this?

>>83055077
#JUSTICEFORNORRINGTON

>>83060588
>>83058803
Davy Jones and Lord Beckett are two of the best villains i've ever seen. On par with Jaview in No Country For Old men, Daniel out of There Will Be Blood and Heath Ledgers Joker.

>>83068356
nice meme

>>83064935
>Liberal Hollywood still doesnt realise the movie industry is slowly tanking because of this bullshit

>>83066922
fuck me 12 movies?

is this series even good? I remember finding the first one to be meh

I just want a good movie about the Age of Sail

>>83060843
No one would want a skinny Superman even if his powers are basically magical too. It's not part of his look.

It's only 5 more negative than positive reviews so far, and I bet this will still make a shitload of money, at least internationally.

>>83057883
I love the franchise since well made, if not well written lol, adventure movies are rare especially with ships/ocean exploration. It's become something of a guilty pleasure at this point. I really just want to see it because Bardem has proven time and time again that he makes great villians.

>>83055077
Wait, they made a new Caribbean movie?

>>83068764
Lad no lol only 8. Some of the movies are there twice showing all the critics and then the top critics as well.

>>83056626
>>83068311

RT critics are bots

>>83055077
What is it about the Pirates movies that just doesn't connect with critics the way the Marvel flicks do?

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>>83056626
He loved beauty and the beast and he was right its great

>>83055191
>suicide watch
Too soon anon....

>>83060035
weren't #3 and #4 also advertised to be the final ones?

>>83060152
>None of them did well critically.
Black Pearl has 79% on RT and 8.0 on imdb

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>tfw like every movie in the series

You should all kys

>>83074062
Same desu. I don't think any of them got good critic reception except the first and we're now on the 5th installment. They're comfy movies.

>sjw journalists trying to manipulate markets
yeah i dont think anyone goes to rotten tomatoes to determine whether or not theyll see a movie, they go to check the common consensus before talking about it, so they can parrot what critics say

>>83058375
Damn, he looked young.

>>83055313
pls b in female

>>83055077
DEPP is finished, he made another billion dollars, what a loser!

>>83060271

"okay Gal, now pose like you're holding up a piece of a building or something."

>6 MONTHS LATER

"Hey....change that plank of wood to a tank...cool."

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>>83055077

"""Critics""" were wrong about the last one too.

>>83072748

>"be our guest!"

this fucking guy...

>>83055077
>98%
the number that actually matters

>>83066483
I think it's because they were only in the 1st and the 3rd

not pairing them up with Pintel and Ragetti was the biggest missed opportunity for the 3rd one. That way they can put all of their comic relief with those 4 and let Jack be an actual character again instead of le random meme pirate

>>83055386
IF I SEE THIS TOAST EATING ANIME ONCE MORE IM GONNA KILL SOMEBODY

>>83060445
actually read that in this voice
hue

>>83058803
>mermaid bay

does that mean hawt mermaids? Should I watch it for that

>>83055077
N'i hate that franchise, but if you actually take rotten tomatoes seriously, you should kill yourself, OP.

>>83068216
>>83068321
>hurr durr the Jews are trying to sabotage the Pirates of the Caribbean!
The Jews are the ones who make Pirates of the Caribbean, you fucking idiot. It's a DISNEY movie.

How can you be mad at Harry Potter? I can understand not thinking it's great or anything, because it's not, but how can you be mad at it? It's the definition of fine. Nothing spectacular, it just does a decent job at what it set out to do, be a film version of a series of kids' and teens' books.

>protagonist played by the greatest actor of all time
>somehow it flops because millenials think pirates are offensive

fuck this, depp didn't deserve this

>liked all four of them
>and The Lone Ranger
Muh pulp.

>>83055470
Disgusting Homossexual

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