You blow, I'll handle the fingering

Until I heard the words, I had never realised they were the only ones I had ever wanted Fassbender to whisper in my ears.

My whole kino started clapping at this line. Wtf?

>>83051358

everyone at my cinema just exploded laughing.

Americans are such puritanical perverts. They corrode everything they touch or hear.

>>83051494
>>83051494
Everyone started hollering and throwing feces and tore up their seats in mine

Maybe it had something to do with the kino being in the darkie part of town though

>>83051314
Uncultured swine

>>83051314
>my little bitty cat feet

>>83051314
everyone in my theater died laughing. not a single chuckle for mcbridisms tho. Homophobic black lady next to me said ew only when the androids kissed and when some girls kissed during a trailer.

>>83051314
I literally unzipped my dick when I heard it the first time

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>>83051314
had the misfortune of being sat a row ahead of 4-5 nigger skanks who wouldnt shut the fuck up the entire film, had no idea what film they were watching "was that alien vs predator??" as the credits began, they exploded in typical nigger laughter at this part

As lord Byron used to say, play my skin flute. Blow. Blow!

>>83051314
>a gay robot creates genetic abomination
>interracial couple are butchered by a crossbreed
>religious guy was right all along
Is Ridley redpilled?

>>83053236
mmm got a problem with people not liking gays sweetie? Really not good views babe

I'm so glad nobody was laughing at this part. My fellow audience was well-behaved, I'd give them all a ribbon if I could.

My theater had no reaction to this line. Not even a smirk and trust me as soon as I heard the line I was listening and waiting for the reaction. Nothing.