You find out who and what Dexter truly is. What do you do? You

>>83050113
eat steak and drink beer with him

>>83050113

>find out that he kills people who killed others and other people who deserve death

Keep quiet about it, what else?

Sit on my bed drunk when Dex walks in.
Either way I win.

>>83050169
This. Also, I'd use it to my advantage to have him kill a few people for me. I wouldn't come right out and ask him, but I'd drop hints around him that these people were up to some horrible shit. Even without evidence he'd eventually relent to his base urges and kill them.

>>83050113
Fuck his sister and when I nut yell SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA

be absolutely terrified because he violates his code on the reg

>>83050113
Nothing. Almost everybody who found out died

>>83050113
Buy my fire wood from some other lumberjack and maybe try to bang Hannah McKay.

>>83050113
>ask him how I can gain the affection of his sister
>ask him to kill me when I inevitably ruin my chance

>>83050113

Say nothing, people that know end up dead.

>>83053745
>try to bang Hannah McKay
Best girl desu