how do you go from this

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to this generic piece of shit

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>>83050001
to this?

>>83050007
no prep time

>>83050007
Is this a video game or is this from the hobbit films?

>>83050007
>white skin
>blue eyes

what did they mean by this?

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>>83050007
>symmetric scars
Bleached fucker just painted them on didn't he?

>>83050055
>what is scarification

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Here's your Bolg Mr Jackson.

>>83050082
he got scaritis?

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>>83050094

Nah, this is much better, thanks though prop guys

>>83050029
the movies look like a retarded video games in general

https://youtu.be/bcAK-4HWjAA

>>83050007
>looks exactly like the white orc they use in 3d render porn
can't believe no one called them out on this

>>83050111
Sid?

>>83050094
>>83050111
Did Jackson get brain damage?

Seriously, how do you make something like LotR and then pull this shit?

>>83050228
Lucas syndrome, over reliance on CGI for easy director's work

>>83050007

Why didn't they just get John Malkovich?

requesting webm of that giant dwarven propeller fucking up the elven arrow barrage.

>>83050228

As I understand... Lucas had half a decade to prepare for LOTR.

He had like 2 months to prepare for Hobbit

>>83050341

Jackson had half a decade... Jackson... my bad

by going through hell making the first one, then realizing that you're gonna get $100 million no matter how good the movies are so might as well sit on your ass and leave it to the vfx department

someone needs to post the webm with the big guys in green suits shooting the greenscreened scenes

>>83050123
Holy fuck that's absolutely terrible. Glad I didn't watch that garbage.

>>83050228
Short pre-production time combined with director's ego of not wanting to use any of Guillermo Del Toro's (already completed) designs for the movie.

some post the webms please all of them

>>83050228
PJ was held back from his retardation by the limitations in CGI when he made LotR (the balrog's fire effect was bleeding edge at the time).

He's an overindulgent, unfocused filmmaker, and was clearly going off the rails even by RotK.

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>>83050007
Fuck you. The first one is a goblinoid subrace. Azog is a true master race Orc.

Also a reminder that Tolkien Orcs are boring one-note chaotic evil badguy goons, and Warcraft finally perfected what Orcs should always have been.

>>83052561
>and Warcraft finally perfected what Orcs should always have been.

Made of plastic?

>>83052724
That webm looks far better than the pjack movies, guy. I was of course referring to their culture being beyond a moronic race of goons, though.

>>83052561
whoa! that looks realer than real life

Jackson is a hack. I remember loving and being frightened as a kid by the orcs because their make up and prosthetic looked so real. I can't even bring myself to watch the Hobbit because of the shitty CGI, the CGI in Lotr might be crappier in some areas but it was used only when needed and still looks good.

and why exactly del burro was even a km near the hobbit? Jackson did the LOTR why wasn't he the first director of Hobbit? Why didnt they give him the same time?

>>83052802
so noble savages made of plastic

>>83053130
because no one in their right mind would want to turn the hobbit into three movies?

>>83053199
I don't buy that.
They would've accepted to make just two if he had the guts.
Also with all that time he even deleted things from the books to put new things so it's not a problem of time, Jackson just didn't give a fuck.

The orcs in Shadow of Mordor were pretty good.

>>83052561
you wouldn't be able to talk with those giant tusks, also who puts rings on their teeth

>>83053177
>le plastic le plastic
That webm looks far better than the pjack movies, guy.

>>83053304
>you wouldn't be able to talk with those giant tusks
They don't obstruct lip or tongue movements.
>also who puts rings on their teeth
Warrior races who value resistance to pain as a trait.

>>83052561
Tolkien's orcs had plenty of nuances and a realistic culture, he just didn't explore them much.

>>83052561
>Warcraft finally perfected what Orcs should always have been

then WoW fucked it all up again

>>83050012
kek

>>83053376
you need your lips to be sealed at some points to make certain sounds, its not a big deal but it triggered me seeing it in motion.

>>83053692
They are sealed at the beginning and end of that webm though.

>>83052561
>muh noble savage

fuck off metzen

>>83053742
stick your pinkies between your gums and lower lip like his teeth and try to say 'bob' or 'volume'

>>83050007
He's so fucking clean. Like a newborn or some shit. Meanwhile every orc in the first trilogy is disgusting and dirty.

>>83050001
Kinda cute the way this ork/goblin looks at frodo right before the balrog shows up.

>>83053784
>muh 1-note chaotic evil goons
You're trash.

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>>83050001
to this?

>>83050007
The one is a degenerated goblin, the other one a uruk. Jackson just made the mistake and called "uruk hai" a new race of orcs, but Uruks are the orc elite, the "big guns".

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>>83050420

>>83050007
fuck this fag and his lameass fork hand. I can't believe they thought his character deserved to be in all three movies

Are Orcs and Goblins actually different species, or no?

>>83056685
Goblins are on the same evolutionary tree as trolls. (similar to halflings and humans)

Orcs are on the same tree as Ogres, and both share a common ancestor.

>>83054208
He's a pure blood

>>83052561
>t. Chris Metzen

>>83053304
>who puts rings on their teeth
Orcs, I guess.

>>83059100
Fuck Metzen for ruining best Warchief all time Garrosh.

>>83058424
Complete bullshit.

>>83056685
No. The Goblins in The Hobbit became Orcs in LotR and the big goblins became the Uruk-Hai.

>>83050094
When I saw the Desolation of Smaug I for some reason thought, that despite all the CG orcs, this would still be in the movie.

Boy was I disappointed.

>>83050007
By spending too much time on Zbrush forum falling into aesthetical downward spiral.

>>83059487
>Complete bullshit.
I was giving a lore that actually makes sense. Tolkien never had his shit together on things like this.

>Orcs are Elves
Most retarded shit ever in fantasty btw.

>>83059954
>Most retarded shit ever in fantasty btw.
both have pointy ears

>>83050111
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83053393
He also regretted not expanding on them and how they are not entirely evil, but evil because of a eugenics program that has been going on since their creation. Although their origins were never clarified if they were tortured elves originally or made from the rotting and decaying things of the Earth.

>>83050111
looks like elrond desu

>>83052561
>you will never lick the beads of sweat dripping down is neck

the creature designs were fine enough yeah they could have been better or been real puppets or whatever the fuck ok, it's the directing and what said creatures actually did in their respective scenes that was shit

Reminder if LOTR ever gets remade, the orcs and uruk-hai will be white, just like in Hobbit. Pure coincidence.

>>83060160
As do several other races.

Like I said, utterly fucking retarded.

>>83063528
but why?

>>83052561
40k orks are the best orcs imo. All the others are pretty boring.

>>83063701
Green iz best¡¡ WAAAAAGH¡¡¡¡

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>new shadow of war gameplay video posted today
>scroll down and see this
You think the guy who was logged on the gamespot account browses /tv/?

>>83063701
Warcraft I/II orcs and Warhammer Fantasy orcs are objectively the best.

>>83055465
>muh black/white fantasy
Grow up kid.

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SO YOU BE SAYIN
>sharpens blade
THAT WE
>eats corpse
>WE WUZ SOME KINDA
>guttural scream
>ELVES N SHIEEEEET?

>>83064235
Memes travel far and wide these days.
Chances are high they saw it on 9fag or reddit.
But then again 4chan gets a lot of exposition since quite some time.

>>83052561
>nigger vikings
>perfect
>>83063701
Don't like the mushroom thingy but yeah, pretty much everything else is great.

>>83066037
Vikings were niggers anon

>>83056685

They are the same but since the Hobbit mostly calls them goblins and LOTR calls them orcs Jackson and other third party sources use goblin for smaller, more independent orcs that live in caves.

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to this unironically looks better