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>Hey Shaw remember that time your brother attacked a Russian miilitary convoy forcing me out of retirement with my Hue GF to work for a roided Samoan?
>Hey Shaw remember that time your brother was in london and exploded his hideout, killing and maiming a huge number of london police?
>Hey Shaw remember that time when your brother manipulated my former girlfriend/best friend since childhood/fiance against me and had her try to kill my on multiple occasions knowing that I'd never hurt her so she'd be the perfect assassin?
>Hey Shaw remember that time your brother drove a tank on that highway shooting and driving over multiple civilians and military?
>Hey Shaw remember that time when your brother's henchmen were responsible for killing my friend Han's skeleton GF when she jumped out of a plane to save him?
>Hey Shaw remember that time when I exploded a plane with your brother on it when it was going down this really long airstrip, severely injuring your brother, burning his face, setting up the catalyst for the next movie in which you plot my downfall?
>Hey Shaw remember that time you threw a bomb at Hobbs and put him in the hospital with burns so bad that he was out for the majority of the movie?
>Hey Shaw remember that time when you ran Han off the road, forced him to spin out and explode, violently killing him?
>Hey Shaw remember that time you forced me to work with a secret government agencey to take down some crazy African warlord who tried to kill my entire squad?
>Hey Shaw remember that time we were in LA and having that brutal fight with wrenches trying to bash each other to death when I drove a car out of an exploding plane, causing a building to fall down on you, crushing you, then allowing the CIA to apprehend you and send you to a maximum security hell hole?
Don't worry about all that. We family now.
You drink Corona right?
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>>83048058
what hell is Vin wearing?
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>>83048058
vin diesel is shorter than him, the fucking box just out of view he is standing on.
my fucking sides.
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>being this bootyblasted
face it. Fast & Furious is strictly for patricians.
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>>83048067
A sleeveless denim jacket
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>>83048058
The Rock is half-black, half-Samoan, I know he tries his best to hide the former but he's a big nig to the core.
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>>83048058
Shaw and Toretto mutually earned their respect. It's a man thing, I don't expect a roastie to understand.
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>>83048075
>just out of view
Do his feet come straight out of his hips?
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>>83048080
Yes but only 'Tokyo Drift'. That is the only one in the franchise that is patrician. The rest are pleb.
If you were truly patrician I wouldn't have to tell you this.
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>>83048058
>Hey Shaw remember that time you kidnapped my sister?
>Hey Shaw remember that time you sent a bomb to my house?
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>>83048362
>not including Fast 7
>going full meme with the jap one.
no.
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>>83048067
Mandatory gay porn outfit which is always worn by at least 1 gay actor in gay porn.
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>>83048372
>>not including Fast 7
Pleb.
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holy shit I though I had watched all the movies but I must've missed half of them
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I think that the next 3 Fast & Furious movies should be all about Statham and Dwayne Johnson.
Vin Diesel can go fuck off into some cuck shed
or something.
Statham and The Rock have too much good chem together and are fun as fuck.
So that when one day people ask which F&F movies were the best, everyone will say "The ones without Vin Diesel". Much easier to remember it that way.
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Why is he holding the bottle like that?
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>>83048509
They wouldn't let him deepthroat it
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>>83048490
I think the spinoff might still be happening, it's just that the little banter scene they filmed without Vin's knowledge got curbstomped
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>>83048490
>Statham is fast
>Dwayne Johnson is furious
>the title is literally perfect
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>>83048676
You must be so proud
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>>83048841
This your beer?
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>>83048067
something that covers his fat torso, but shows off still somewhat muscular arms
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I'm so fucking high right now
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>>83048058
>being a man
something fuckboys will never understand
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>>83048490
they are also both actually physical, unlike vin, who's just a big pretender
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>>83048940
For you.
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>>83048075
even the rock has to stand on a box to look into the eyes of the giant vin deisel
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>>83048914
>drinking corona
>being a man
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>>83048676
Go to Fatburger and get a double cheeseburger and french fries for 2.95 faggot.
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>>83049509
I like the [smell of Mia's vagina] here.
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>>83049509
I used to think this guy was big
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>>83049551
Bullshit asshole nobody likes the tuna here *WATCHYO BACK PLAYS*
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i couldnt even watch f8 i had to stop and put on f&f1 movie. f8 is so like family theatre friendly and cliche its unwatchable
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>>83048075
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>>83049593
I used to think Wolverine was big
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