Age of Heroes

how the fuck is that tank not tipping sideways immediately

>>83046218
Hateful, rat-faced kike.

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>Gal can't ac...

>>83046232
She balances tanks like she balances a check book: with Jew accuracy.

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Yes goyum give us your shekels to worship the Jewish super woman. Obey your semitic overlords!

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>>83046272
>Someone actually made this shit

>>83046218
what is your discord?

>>83046362
EBIN XD

she has the grip strength to steady it

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>see pic
>fall in love with Gal

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>>83046218

>>83046232
Why is there a tank like this in ww1?

>>83046218
I never thought you could look so bored and uninterested while lifting a tank.

>>83047116
really digging the bottom of the barrel to come up with complaints eh? try a little harder for that $2.50

>>83046218
wait, is she as strong in the movie as in BvS?
Because in trailers, she seemed to be much weaker

>someone finally makes a good movie in the DCU
>alt retards on 4chan will be forced to hate it because it stars a woman

Holy fuck the irony

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>>83047178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOU1m83XcsE

she is a lot fucking weaker. Superman would have turned this dude to paste in half a second

>>83047199
hello shill. picked up the local lingo yet?

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>>83047199
What are the chances Justice League of getting a certified fresh if we shit on justice league for casting a Samoan, Nigger, and Gay/Bi twink on social media?

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>>83047199

>>83047222
>she is a lot fucking weaker.
that guy clearly had some sort of magic roids. He wasn't just any human. Agreed that Superman would've turned him into a neck snapped pastry

>>83046362
But she isn't Jewish in the movie.

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>>83047241
Now you're thinking

>>83047321
she talks like one and looks like one

>>83047084
who is this cute young man

>>83047357
she looks like a normal white person

>>83047222
Actually doe to Superman's nature of "super strength" he can't harm a living being. That's why he can catch people at high speeds without breaking them.

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>>83047366
>she looks like a normal white person

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>>83047388

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>>83047366
>looks like a normal white person

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>>83047366
>like a normal white person

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>>83047366
>she looks like a normal white person

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>>83047366
>a normal white person

I swear she used to be attractive.

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>>83047366
>normal white person

>state of this marvelpaki samefagging

>>83047285
yet this guy would have got raped by DD. and WW was keeping up with DD...meanwhile she is getting manhandled here...so she is a lot fucking weaker..

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>>83047513
>she used to be attractive

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The Wonder Woman "W" symbol reminds me too much of the old WWF wrestling logo.

Why does DC have to be so fucking baddddd?

>>83047222
>What are you?
>YOOouu will soown find oouht
They let her have ONE LINE in that clip

Wonder Woman is as good as Man of Steel fans think that film is

>>83047422
I mean in a way of a "punch so strong it leaves nothing after a person". This will just throw a person long a way, and yeah if he hit some solid objects he will probably die, but it's not a death because of a punch. And without using his superpowers Superman is just an big guy (like when he broke Batman's chest in Knightmare).
O hope you will catch what I meant here.

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>>83047513
>used to be attractive

>>83047222
Why's he so strong. Movie looks weird.

How much is Marvel paying for shitposting?

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>>83047594

>>83047638
how much is jidf paying for shilling this ugly kike on a daily basis?

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>>83047539

>>83047644
>>83047594
>>83047548
>wrestling
>youtubers

whats next anime?

>>83047638

About the same as WB does when the do the exact sameshit, maybe you should picking corners like some immature faggot and get over your little brandwar nonsense like a normal person

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>>83046218
>a soviet mid 30's tank in wwI
Bravo

>>83047582
shut up moron, you sound foolish

>>83047638
Marvel sets the standard for capeshit and when DC puts out an inferior product (as they always do), people can't help but compare them to Marvel.

Marvel vs Capcom 3 came out in 2011 and it looks better and has more flare than Injustice 2 (a DC fighting game that came out this year). DC is a joke.

>>83046218
Soviet T-28 tank from early '30s. 0/12 fake poster.

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>>83046218

>couldn't train her incredibly jewish accent so they just made every fucking amazonian speak like a jew so she doesn't stand out

fuck everything

>>83046218
Wew, is that poster real?

Because Jesus Christ that is awful.

>>83046218
>pick up 50 tonne tank
>sink immediately into the floor

>>83047880
To this day it fucking blows my mind that they cast her. I thought by now I'd be convinced by her but based on the marketing it seems like even the studio knows she can't act.

It's easy to handwave as nepotistic kikery but there must be another explanation?

>>83047084
She's such a qt

>>83047995
hello shill. still at it i see

>>83047388
I think he's got some control over that, but I'm not entirely sure he's aware that he's doing it.

>>83048004
mouseketeers should be hanged

>>83048137
along with jidf peons

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>>83047199

>>83047418
Except for the reptilian pigments in his top arm inner side

>>83047923
>To this day it blows my mind
>To this day!
You have a fit about a capeshit actress every night.

>>83047609
Because he's either got a god backing him or he's been amped up on the gas they were working on.

What even are superheroes anymore? Shit gets more and more retarded every single movie.

>>83049582
maybe he's just a fucking white male

>>83047906
It's WW1 so it'd more like
>stand heroically at the ladder of a trench
>try your best to look inspirational to men whose feet are rotting off and are covering their mouths with piss soaked cloth so they don't die to mustard gas
>go over the top leading a triumphant charge
>most of the men are cut down by machine guns in the first few seconds
>stumble through mud
>clamber over the corpses of your allies
>ignore the maimed crying for help
>get knocked around by heavy artillary
>lose a boot in the mud in a crater
>sit and wait for a break in the constant artillary barrage
>die due to chlorine gas inhalation

WW1 is such a stupid fucking setting for a super hero movie. It ilwas such a bleak, wasteful war that putting super heroes in it is basically pissing on the memories of the people that fought in it on both sides.

I can't wait for the Germans to be portrayed as Proto-Nazis and the British to be fine upstanding gentlemen with cut glass accents.

>>83047804
Why?

>>83049803
And the French being nowhere to be seen right?

>>83049803
One of the main bad guys is British.

>>83047831
Marvel sets the "standard" for its own very specific brand of post-ironic capeshit, and that's precisely what most of it is - shit. Fanboys like you gulp it down and insist that all other "cape" movies conform to the "sacred formula."

>>83046218
>>83046218
>movie set in ww1
>tank is clearly from ww2
this bothers me much more than it should, do i have autism??

>>83049803

For the exact reason you give, I feel it's a refreshing place to have a super hero turn up, especially Wonder Woman. The contrast between her island and 'mans world' in this time is pretty much the most stark, and warefare at it's most horrific and wasteful.

WW2 has more room for heroics, which is why First Avenger and so many other none-cape films worked so well, but I think you sum it up perfectly.

>It ilwas such a bleak, wasteful war

I also wouldn't say it's disrespectful, any more than any war based film that glorifies action and adventure, when they were terrible, terrible events.

>>83050689
No, it just shows that the creators didn't give a single fuck, so why would the movie be good?

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>>83046272

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Predict the RT score it'll get.

I'm going 84%.

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>>83046232

More importantly, why the tank is half the size?

>>83051016
last two digits of my post number is the final RT score

>>83046232
She's not holding still, probably

>>83051105
because she's a big jew for nazis

>>83051184

It's soviet tank

>>83051152
Seems reasonable

>>83046218
Does she fight for the Nazis?

>>83051152
>>83051273

Not really considering critics are actually praising it now. Even the editor in chief of RT said it was fantastic.

>>83051016
81%
The critics are raving about it, plus the addition gratuity for it being a female superhero movie.

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>arguing about the relative power levels of fixtional characters
Ishygddt

>>83051105
She's putting the amazon in amazon by being 10ft tall

This is more than a movie, it's a cultural phenomenon that will change the face of cinema forever.

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>>83051894
forgot pic

>>83051894
Oh boy, can't wait for this year's kinoshitposting wave to start!

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>>83051152
>52
M-Morrison?
Is that you?

>>83051976
This movie would've been better if they'd done what Morrison did and gone back to the bondage.

Wonder Woman played by a Jew is a metaphor for character's original origin as a golem molded from a clay.
Zack Snyder is truly a greatest poet and a good friend.

>>83051016
>>83051400
even with "muh feminism" pandering it'll still get mid-60s at best

>>83052312
Many critics are praising it.
it's gonna get a lot more than that.

There's a review of Wonder Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuPLe6a7mU

>>83047735
Why the fuck did it take so long for someone to point this out?

>>83051953
That statue really does kick ass.

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>>83047391

Ghost in The Shell fellings

>>83052333
Here is the dilemma now for DC folks, if wonderwoman gets good ratings it legitimizes all DC previous movies are shit and rated correctly.
Unless they want to continue their belief of review bias and want it to have low ratings so they can keep saying BvS theatrical was a good movie.

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>>83047199
>woman
>gadot

>>83052773
Batman v Superman and SUicide Squad were terrible.
Man of Steel is debatable.

>>83051016
>Predict the RT score it'll get.
>I'm going 84%.

the big problem is the protagonist
gadot is weak, awful as an actress
can't handle the movie and this will influence the critics
besides the script is awful with bad dialogues

>>83052532
That's beautiful. They picked up on Diana being a representative of another era like Donner did with Superman.

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>>83047470
>>83047489
Why is she so attractive to me? I just want to kiss her forehead, it's gorgeous.

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Earth-11 movie when?

>>83047222
10 bucks saying she will never ever slice anyone with that sword

giving deadpool a 18+ rating killed that movie and DC can't risk that with wonderwoman :^)

>>83052773
No it doesn't. If it's relatively straightforward and easy for normies to follow, I expect it to get good reviews.

If it confirms what the hardcore fans have been saying was going on thematically in the earlier films, I suspect there will be a lot of people begrudgingly upping their opinions of the earlier films, especially Snyder's. I expect the rest to double down on their hatred and continue insisting that what we've been talking about is all just coincidence.

>>83053088
>On Earth-II, the Amazons of Themyscira imposed their loaw on the whole world and changed it forever, with new technologies and philosophies, inspiring Kal-el, the alien being with super-human abilities to take female hormones and identify as a woman.

topkek

>>83052896
People have s said Gadot was good in it.
Also, we haven't even seen the movie, how can we judge the script?

Also, Gadot of about to be in an assload of movies, so get ready for that.

>>83053524

You know who are these people

>>83047544
S T I C C

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>>83047222
fuck she has zero screen presence. she's fucking terrible.

>>83054043
Critics

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>" Gal is ugly" types the anon as his dad forces his dick inside his son ass for the 3rd time this morning

Those are some impressive rocks and rubble under her feet that there is not a single crack or crater from the downwards force of handling a fucking tank above herself.

>>83047544
>slow mo shot
>of absolutely nothing

>>83047544
>every single woman in the shot except the one in the focus has a better body.webm

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>>83054351

Seriously?

>>83047544
DAT REDHEAD
PIGTAILS ARE HNGGGGGGGG

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>>83055043
every women in this planet has a better body.webm

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DC Poetry at works again

>>83050785
>t. DC megashill