James is cool. James has always been cool.

>>83042168
That got me good.

JUST YOU

>>83042168
Confirmed the fuck out of the alternate universe thing introduced in Secret History.

>>83042168
He's a little slow after his bike accident

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>>83042168
>James was the stereotypical cool biker guy
>Michael Cera plays an autist pretending to be the stereotypica cooll biker guy

This was literally the funniest thing I've seen on TV this century.

>>83042857
Watch this accident turn him into the best character.

>>83042811
What alternate universe thing exactly

>>83042986
The Secret History book had a lot of weird inconsistencies that turned out to be completely intentional.

One big one was that Sheriff Truman has a brother, Frank. The other big one is that Pete Martell preferred checkers over chess.
This led to two theories. Either the dossier Tammy Preston read was tampered with before she got to it or there's an alternate/parallel universe situation on our hands.

>>83042914
I feel like a biker guy like James couldn't even exist in this time and that the Cera version is today's reality...which is pretty sad..

>>83042168
shit cracked me up. guess they had james on the writing staff.

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>>83042168
[he stupidly looks towards them]
Fucking bitches laughing at the retard, why are they so mean with James? :(

>>83043062
"he played checkers, not chess" is just a common metaphor

>>83042168
She wasn't wrong.

He looks like John Cena after a round of chemo now.

>>83046396
he's always had really thin hair though.

>>83042914
That scene was amazing. Reminded me of Norm Macdonlad telling one of his long joke stories.

>>83042914

>when you trying to be Brando but wind up looking Tom of Finland

>>83044175
He's officially /ourguy/ now.

>>83044175
have shelly and james ever spoken to one another?

>>83044829
'Which Sheriff Truman?' implies there's a brother.

shelley confirmed as returning bestgirl

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Anybody else start to feel very happy and sad when they saw James?

>He was in a bike accident

That got me right in the fucking heart, thats a pure 10/10 scene right there, the music too jesus.

>>83049439
yeah and? How is harry not mentioning he has a brother in the original evidence of a completely rewritten history?
His brother Frank actually shows up in the show, and the book was was written after the show.

where is my suave, sophisticated, idiosyncratic dale cooper from the first two seasons? Why is he acting like a dumb retard? and who the fuck is dougie?

Fifteen feet of James' intestine and his colon are in the alternate universe. Acne isn't cool, bruhs.

Where can I catch 3 and 4?

>>83049456
he had his motorcycle license revoked and was riding a ten speed when he fell and bruised his shin. because of that, now he goes a little slower

>Dr Jacoby and his 5 Gold Diggers

What did Lynch mean by this

They better do something worthwhile with his character if they've bought him back. They had no idea what to do with him in season two and so he rode into the sunset aka was but on a bus.

>>83049491
coop spent 25 years sitting in the lodge with weird spirits. he mind is jello
better not to ask what dougie is

>>83049491

Let's put you into a room for 25 years which loops around indefinitely when trying to leave with nothing but a shitty chair from the 90's and a couple of weirdos and see how you cope.

>>83049491
dougie was created by evil coop so that he wouldn't have to return to the black lodge

SHADOW TAKE ME DOWN

>>83049616
http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Dougie_Milford

why would he take tony jay's character name and if the comely prostitute is anything to go by, personality

>>83049616

that doesnt make sense wouldnt both dougie and evil coop have to come back in order for good coop to return to the real world?

>>83049688
Basically, Evil Coop (or BOB) made Dougie so when Coop came back, Coop swapped places with Dougie.

HAd Dougie not existed, Evil Coop would be pulled back in and Good Coop would return.

Instead, Dougie went.

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Is it just me or did Mike get YOUNGER?

>>83042168
james is the best character

>>83042914
When was this? was there another episode?

I only saw the 1 hr 45min one.

the one that ended with the whole 'james has always been cool' scene and the band playing.

>>83049561
five golden shovels reward for normies hating on the new season

>>83042914
lynch did a really good job at making this scene feel awkward as fuck

>>83042914
I was really hoping for Cera as their kid and Wally Brando is more than I could have ever dreamed of. Perfect character.

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Mr. Jackpots

>>83049439
I was thinking son

>>83050240
Why the fuck did his arm turn into an electric tree with a blob on top?
And why does that electric tree with a blob on top have a doppelganger?

>>83050634
You saw 1 and 2, 3 and 4 are out as well.

>>83052061
HelloooOOOooo.

>>83052318
thats a brainstem & central nervous system cluster young highschool dropout. the arm is a sentient being.

Does anyone have a webm of Coop being sucked into a power outlet?

>>83052318
everyone has a double in the black lodge right? like evil laura palmer?

>>83046460
I noticed his hair started receding on the corners in FWWM