I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE XENOMORPH

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>>83039197
YOU MEMBAH XENOMORPHS TOOOO!!!!!

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>>83039197
>i clapped

poor little fool...

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>>83039338
YEAH!!! WAIT I THOUGHT THEY WAS CALLED ALIENS

hehe
red letter media reference
hehe xd

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>>83039384
DID YOU CLAP WHEN THEY SHOWED THE SMALL ALIEN!!!

clapped and brapped

>>83039442
This is probably the
most cancerous thing on the internet.

>>83039197
Just saw it tonight. I don't care what anyone says, it was great. Going to see it again Wednesday.

Someone in the theater clapped when the Xenomorph got sucked out the air lock. I turned around and told them to shut the fuck up.

>>83039504
>and then the whole bus clapped

>>83039500
t, reddit

I bet you liked aliens too

Why do people shitpost, don't you want to actually discuss movies? It makes me sad that it's become so rampant the past couple of years.

>americlaps

>>83039197
Me too because it takes a metric fuck ton of time for him to appear
Seriously why not call the movie David: Covenant

>>83039197

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

>be in a restaurant
>waitress drops a handful of plates and they break into pieces
>everyone in the joint starts clapping

Such is life as an Americlap

When David tells the captain that the eggs are perfectly safe half the theater busted up laughing.
I wish trailers didn't give so much away

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>>83039338
>>83039384
>>83041114
>Bitched and moaned to high heaven that Prometheus wasn't a Xenomorph wankfest
>bitch when Covenant delivers.
You faggots don't know what you want anymore. Just admit it.

>>83041191
Probably because they clearly aren't Alien films, most of what is terrible about them is anything that connects with Alien.

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>>83041250
>Probably because they clearly aren't Alien films
Neither are the first 2 according to you niggers who still bicker at each other like little girls over Scott's perfect predator versus Cameron's mindless cannon fodder.

>>83039338
>>83039384
>>83039391
>>83039197
are you niggers capable of forming your own opinion or do you need friend simulators to form them?

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Did people actually bitch about Prometheus not having xenomorphs in it?

For god's sake the title of the movie didn't even feature "Alien" in it. Is it so hard to understand
>title has "Alien" in it = features titular creature
>title doesn't have "Alien" = does not feature xenomorph
>rifle

>>83041769
I'm not saying it was the sole complaint with the movie, but anytime people were going to bring up it's shortcomings, absence of Xenomorphs were always mentioned.

>>83041769
I liked Prometheus, but I think it could have been much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ireq92-7Kk8

>>83041918
you arent implying that prometheus would have been improved by making fifield an olympic champion zombie, right?

>>83041983
No, just an example of deleted scenes and MINOR explanations ending up better than the end product.

>>83039442
>>83039480
hollywod """"writers"""" and their quirky scripts.

>>83039197
>>83039338
>>83039384
>>83039391
Is this the shit RLM has been spouting to you mush mouthed retards? Because I find it rich that reddit letter media would hate Covenant for the fanservice alien but lap up unconditional praise to TFA with member berry nostalgia bullshit.

>>83041182
it has nothing to do with the trailers, and everything to do with audiences being drooling mongoloids nowadays. they go to movies with the comedy flick mentality, so they laugh at everything, they take every utterance as a potential quip.

>>83042007
but that deleted scene sucks shit.

>>83039197
I gave a standing ovation during the entire credits.

>>83041769
You didn't even watch it did you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm1gX6KVntU

>>83042156
Alright

>>83041918
that's pretty kino

>>83041021
>shitposting has become rampant the past couple of years
>on 4chan
i'm replying to bait, aren't i?

>>83042171
did people throw popcorn at you and call you a faggot?

IT BROKE NEW BODY PART

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Had a slow start but I enjoyed it for the most part.

However, I think the entire sequence after the alien pops out of the guys back was hilariously stupid. Jesus fucking Christ, I've never seen such bullshit for the sake of advancing plot. That could've been handled WAY better

>>83042128
>Is that a question?
>YES, that's a question

>hold it and let me do the fingering

>That's the spirit!

>>83041021
It's not just shitposting though. This thread is about the pandering that's going on with the movie.

>>83044053
>>83042128

the only part I genuinely found funny was
"there's been a few upgrades since your time brother"
or something

>>83043991

the pilot girl was a double agent

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>>83044053

>I'll do the fingering

>a good chunk of my theater audience bursts into laughter

>>83045371

>You're in MY house now!

IT BROKE NEW GROOOOOUUUUUND!

>>83045446
same, I hated this and loathed everyone immediately and yet this my only option to watch this movie before a decent rip is released

im still unsure on when the best time is to avoid normies.. release day? or until enough time has passed that the showing is no longer busy

>>83039197
>What are next

>>83039197

SPACE JOCKEYS!
CRESCENT SHIPS!
SYNTHETICS!
EGGS!
FACEHUGGERS!
CHESTBURTERS!
PETER WEYLAND!
I'M GONNA CUM

>>83045562
what