what happened to her career?

why do people think being on nickelodeon is having a career?

she never had one

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Dan Schneider

>>83038465
I want to insert my penis into her vagina and proceed to generate friction until I ejaculate and hopefully impregnate her if you know what I mean

>>83038524
im not sure what you mean

>>83038553
I want to shag her

ok but her tits though.

>>83038506
Can you do the Dan can dance?

Oh did she become a normal person?

>>83038465
She wasn't Schneiders first choice and got pissed

"I'll show you Dan, I'll leave and you'll want me back"

He didn't, now she smokes cigs all day and does anal when she is on her period.

She got blacked

>>83038465
She's a homely little thing with no talent and a taste for chocolate. She's not going anywhere.

>>83038465
She has millions, right?

>>83038499
>she never had one
That's Ice Cold, anon

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>>83038465
BEERCANNED

she fell for the memes and went out and fucked a giant ugly nigger lol

>>83038499

exactly what I was going to say

but at least she still works right? go look at vjuice's imdb and laugh

She fucked a nigger but only Kardashians can do that and get away with it in Hollywood

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She has a great little body, but the face of a 6/10 waitress or teacher.

>>83038593
oh ok

>>83039436
More for me. I think she's qt

>>83038465
>YWN spend your days drinking cheap light beer and smoking reds in a double-wide trailer in Alabama with Jenette
Thanks for this """"life"""", god

>>83038465
Those tattoos and haircut are so predictable.

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good ol dan

>>83038465

That's what she looks like now? The trashier look suits her, I'd bang the shit out of her.

>>83038465
She got blacked and lost her appeal.

Blacked, career is over now.

>cigarettes
>tattoos
>fucked a nigger

That's a recipe for a goddamn terrible husk of a person.

She's like 5'0 the nig she was with is 6'10 that vagina is beyond both recognition or repair

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Damn, did she really get all those ugly ass tattoos?

Why do women with nice skin ruin it with that shit.

>>83040026
I was thinking exactly the same thing and thinking it hard enough not to care if the tattoos were real and permanent.
(I'm the only person in my family , including my mom, not to have any of the fucking things. Hate ém.)

>>83040591
>cigarettes

it's not even lit & it's hard to believe she's doing anything but an exaggerated pose with it

>>83038465
Did they even finish her netflix show? I watched until she ran over the retarded girl. Then i got high as fuck and just kept watching her run over the retarded girl it was comedy gold. But they stooped posting episodes after that and it was mid season.

Also i dont care what anyone says or how many 2 foot nigger dongs shes taken. Bitch is gorgeous.

>>83039271
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

huh that's weird. Where's the asian male with white chicks guy?

>>83041056
How does she look underaged and like a beat up trailer mom at the same time?

>>83039742
Dat crevasse

This look is for a movie or something.

>unlit cigarette

>>83039436
>He doesn't like waitress face

Bro do you even bang Midwest milfs

>>83041357
>How does she look underaged and like a beat up trailer mom at the same time?
>underaged
>beat up trailer mom
>same time

.....because she looks like a trailer mom?

>>83041906
>Bro do you even bang Midwest milfs
My new favorite /tv/ quote.

>>83038465
She exclusively fucks black men, what do you think happened to it

>>83039436

Jesus, that NBA dude probably demolished her downstairs.

>>83038465
Looks like a waitress at Waffle House

>>83043552
how do I get a waffle house waitress gf

>>83043841

Smoke cigarettes.

Get a half sleeve.

Listen to country music

Grow a beard

Own a truck

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All the Icarly's have dead careers. Curious.