Well la, di, da.

Aah.. The Danish

>>83036827
Clearly from................ Brussels.

Mmmh.. we're not in Kansas anymore, tuhto..

I LOVE BEING CONTINENTAL

A DELIGHT TO THE CENSUS MY GOOD MAN

thank you, that is all i require

IT ALL COMES WITH THE ROOM

>but sir dont you know youve always been here

AH GARCON

OF COURSE HE KNOWS THE CAPTAIN, HE IS THE CAPTAIN!!

A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES

>>83036754
haha its funny because he has a funny wig LOL. great humor guys keep spamming this stuff i'm sure people will laugh.

>>83038885
well
la
di
da

>>83038885

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

>>83038885

...yikes

A TINY PRUNE

>>83038885
Uh.....

I'LL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING

>>83038923
>>83038905
>>83038950
nigger nigger chicken dinner

>>83038985
...awkward

>>83038950
>>83038973
Oh look, OP is setting this thread up just like he set the De Nice thread up yesterday

>>83038885
oooookay...

>>83039007
yikes....

>>83039001
nigger nigger chicken dinner

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RA DI DA

>>83039007
Anyway....

>>83039043
... tell us how you really feel

>>83038885
Awkwaarrd

>>83039086
nigger nigger chicken dinner lol

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>H is for the home where I lay my head, and I cry about your mean jokes in my bed
>A is for anxiety that fools provoke, when they lookin' at my hair and they makin' jokes
>I is for I don't like the way I feel when ya jokin' that my haircut does not appeal
>R is for the real mean jokes ya make and the hurtful little potshots that cha' take

>>83039115
kek i had completely forgotten about this sketch

>>83039129
Anywaay...

>>83036754
bump for nigger nigger chicken dinner

bump for nigger nigger chicken dinner, I love viral marketing.

go gurt
but to stay

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>>83039115
>mfw he started crying

I actually like this meme but now you're ruining it with this awful forced samefagging

>>83039328
>viral marketing for a show that's not on the air anymore
are you retarded?

>>83039414
>awful forced samefagging
>37 posts
>23 posters

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>KEEP DANCING

>>83038885
Tell us how you really feel...

>>83038885
Stay in your lane

GOD

Homeschooled

>>83036754
I never really "got" this sketch. was it as simple as he was just a ghost who really enjoyed his continental breakfast? Am I missing something?

FUUDGE
...............

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>tfw you relate to Wendell way too much

>>83039007
Awkward...

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>>83039595
>tfw dumb frogposter
>tfw he literally has a frog poster

>>83039550
It's simpler than that.
"Continental breakfast" just sounds a lot fancier than it really is. So the whole sketch is just making fun of it by treating like it's a high class affair.

Then the thing at the end is just a random reference to The Shining, completely out of nowhere.

>>83038578
>census

>>83038985
>>83039043
>>83039101
>>83039244
>>83039328
>>83039463
>>83039624
was it schizophrenia?

>>83039713
nigger nigger chicken dinner

>>83039595
>>83039661
hey, put Claire on the phone

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By the way, if you guys like Key and Peele, you should also try out Peele's latest movie, Get Out. It's an instant classic.

>>83039661

is this a shoop?

>>83039785
An instant classic you say? A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, ISN'T IT MY FRIEND?

>>83039867
Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

It's a poster of the comic Boys' Club.

Whaat iiiiis that?

>>83039930
More sweat glands.

>>83039448
That literally means OP is responsible for 25% of the posts in this thread

>>83039972
sweat doesn't smell like shit, maybe its halitosis.

>>83039986
That's impossible because you can only make one post per minute. Look at the post times.

was there an actual skit featuring nazi inspecting house or was it from different show?

>>83039047
vikings are an underrated civ. Obviously dominate the water but the berserks are are pretty deadly since they do bonus to buildings and cavalry

>>83040082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts

I had forgotten all about this one. Surprised it hasn't been mentioned in these threads recently.

>>83039550
It's about taking the continental in continental breakfast too literal.

>>83040176
>68 / 8 / 32 / 3

ahh that's really funny lets make another thread about it because it's really funny.

>>83040342
Why are you /pol/tards always so retarded?

>>83040465

Well la, di, da. lulz

>>83040621
"I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT" - you

>>83040697
I keep laughing my ass off at this sketch, it's some really funny groundbreaking stuff I really wish I was black.

>>83038280
>I love BEING IN CONTINENT
Ruined it Fuck-Oh

>>83040723
It's a sketch for white supremacists such as yourself.

>>83040110
jej

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM

Who was in the wrong here?

>>83039931
key and peele confirmed alt right nazi racist shitlords

>>83042204
Well duh.

>>83042679
Well la, di, duh.

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>>83042029
Childhood is idolizing Key

Adulthood is realizing that Peele was right all along

>>83039785
>that file name

MUUUUAAAHHHHHHH THE FRENCH

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I will not take no for an answer.

AHHH

THE PIT OF THE DOUGHNUT

their sketches are among some of the funniest things on the internet

>>83039713
nigger nigger chicken dinner

>>83043935
with great power comes great respansatrilitance.

>>83043935
we gonna drax them sklaunx

>>83038885
this is why you dont get invited to parties

>>83043671
On that note, anyone notice how Peele always plays the better characters in all the sketches? What's up with that?

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>>83038885

>>83045329
Key is Marty Jannetty

Peele is Shawn Michaels

>>83039595
>muh cheesy crust

>>83039426
Clearly Big Poultry is using this thread to shill their product
Or some fag is bumping this thread for free

>>83044899
i wish a terri would

i fucking love this show
its on everyday at 4am on comedy central
CC is about to play a couple of eps in a few minutes my nigrumps

>>83045746
Nice, I should watch that! By the way, check out Peele's new movie, Get Out! In theaters now!

>>83045883
>In theaters now!
why watch in theaters when it releases to bluray, dvd, and on demand streaming services tomorrow!

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>/pol/ crossposters shitposting by advertising the show

wew

>>83041280
Peele "I experience racism everyday of my life by whitey even though I am super rich and got a jewish white wife victimhood faggotry is far worse than your averge pol user in my book

>>83036754
Probably their funniest skit.

>>83046165
wtf are you even talking about
youre a faggot who is obsessed with /pol/

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>>83046437
Nice try, /pol/

>>83046491
im more /tv/ than you will ever be faggot
seriously i dont go to /pol/
but i honestly dont know what you are complaining about
you sound gay and retarded

>>83046595
t. /pol/
(Get it? Because Star Trek)

>>83040110
top kek

>>83046639
why would you admit to being pol?
you dont understand the finer points of "t."
sorry nufag but youre a gay

>>83046686
>ahuhuh newfag

Hows your first week on 4chan? *dibs bedora*

>>83046838
>newfag
no i said nufag
its even worse and gayer and nuer
and that you gayboy faggit magillicutty

>>83046931
>captch: saumer products
>saumer
>summer

Back 2 redit with you

>>83046968
am i /pol/chan or reddit?
make up your mind gayfag

>>83046998
>gayfag
>faggot

you're more obsessed about homos than i am obsessed about /pol/ lmao

try some cock my dude. you probably wouldn't be as mad

>>83047078
>i-im not ga-gay
>y-y-youre g-gay
no u

What would happen if I made a movie about going to my black gfs house for dinner and her parents being aggressive niggers? I mean, if all whitey are fucking weirdos who act funny around you because your black, then all nogs are violent criminals who can't stop breaking the law when in my immediate vicinity

>>83047194
>hurr durr what if same thing but with institutionalized racism
Gee I don't know jackass, what if you were a fucking jackass?

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>most underrated bit

Mike is /ourguy/

>>83047283
>implying institutionalized racism has existed since the end of Jim Crow

>>83047194
Their skin isn't just black, it's also incredibly thin.

That's why we need to keep on the kid gloves when dealing with them.

>>83047328
>implying it hasn't
*moves knight* Checkmate.

>>83047283
>institutionalized racism

The only institutionalized racism that exists is the one that explicitly promotes underachieving minorities into schools and workplaces.

That is racism in law.

>>83047194
>What would happen if I made a movie about going to my black gfs house for dinner and her parents being aggressive niggers?

This movie literally already exists you retard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guess_Who_(film)

What if you weren't a pleb who knows nothing about film?

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>>83043644

>>83047190
>h-h-hurrr d-durrr
lmao kid

>>83047328
lol nigga you dumb

>>83040110
I don't remember Hitler going after black people, only the Jews. What's up with this sketch?

>>83047444
>"hur fur dur" nothing personnel kid
>dips trilby

>>83047373
>one is a comedy
>the other is hailed as a masterpiece, kinography, the next step in film and intentionally promoted as a serious, dire reflection on society

Hmmmm

A "GARAGE"

This thread put the pussy on the chainwax

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>>83047491
>this dummy is still responding to us

>>83047508
Hmhhhhh... mmhhhh... Nootka....

>>83046998
>imlpying /pol/ and reddit are mutually exclusive

old/pol/ is dead, neo/pol/ such as yourself is pure reddit

>>83047478
In the US for some reason they always tell us in history class that Hitler basically gassed everyone that didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm pretty sure that in reality he even let blacks serve in the army and shit, it's just a common misconception because we're told over and over again that Hitler was the ultimate embodiment of evil.

that show to me always felt like two white guys trying to imitate chappelle's show

>>83038985
18 and older

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>>83049015
Ironically, the ultimate embodiment of evil does have blonde hair and blue eyes...

>>83045402
can i get a quick rundown

>>83049654
Just watch the video, it's literally a couple minutes long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM

>>83050004
>missing the joke

>>83049015
>I'm pretty sure that in reality he even let blacks serve in the army and shit

There weren't really many blacks in Germany to begin with, so I doubt it even came up as an issue.

>>83049036
Close, they're two half-white guys. Grew up in a white neighborhood, married white girls, it's almost like they have white brains in black bodies...

>>83050013
I didn't miss it.

CARTOONS PLURAL

>>83050434
SCOOPS HAAGEN-DASZ

by far the best sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZPC0j-f2tU

>>83036754
honestly this is the average sort of guy i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about him but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang him than someone objectively handsomer because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this guy you're like "ok hes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>83039486
This one is definitely in the top 10.

>>83039047
HOOST WIID

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>>83051590
peele's movie placement

>>83043876
I've always liked this meme.

>>83051390
>be in waiting room
>trying not to laugh like a retard
shit I had to stop halfway through

>>83043935
POLY-UURA-THANE

>>83050543
*construction noises*

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>>83036754
>liked Key and Peele on MadTV
>always hated their show and felt they have good ideas but ruin them by overacting or going full retard with the script
Anyone else know this feel?

>>83047194
Guess Who's Coming for Government Cheese?

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>Allow me to introduce myself /tv/. My name is Star Magic Jackson jr. I'm the hollywood sequel doctor!

>>83047373
That's the wrong one anon

>>83054145
He really does look exactly like a bogdanoff.

>>83054252
Or maybe it's the Bogdanoffs that look like him.
>/pol/'s idols are French guys that look like a fat black guy

>>83045329
I noticed too but thought it would be rude to mention.