Alphaman

>he drinks booze so he's bad ass
Zach Snyder really is a 13 year old trapped in an adult's body

>>83036088
What are they teaching kids these days? Is this kind of superhero really a role model they can looks up to? An alcoholic and probably overall druggie with degenerate tattoos - really?

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How much do you think it costs to get shilling like this and what kind of handouts do you give someone that lives in jewyork?

>>83036088
>Posts to Korean muppet forum
>Thinks he's alpha

>>83036195
He is chugging an entire bottle bottle of hard whiskey

Have you ever tried to chug a bottle of whiskey motherfucker?

That shit is badass as fuck and you will be seen as one if you do it at any party you go to anywhere ever

>>83036428
>That shit is badass as fuck

go away zack

>>83036428
>drinking alcohol is bad ass
Underaged b&

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>>83036428
so you're saying he drinks like a fish?

>>83036512
Chugging a bottle of Whiskey is badass.

It takes an immense amount of will power and pain tolerance.

It's obvious you've never tried to chug hard liquor in your entire life

>>83036740
>It takes an immense amount of will power and pain tolerance.

nah, just a good tolerance. i did that shit all the time when i was in the Navy.

>>83036586
Carlos!

I get he can swim really fast and stuff by isn't Atlantis a long way away from the shore? It would take him hours and hours to get there.

>>83036088
I can't imagine what my life would have to be like to pay money to watch this.

>>83037396
You'd have to be born a nigger or a mexican, or some other flavor of subhuman with a dangerously low IQ.

>>83036088
>How To Spot a Beaner 101

what does Aquaman even do? I mean talk about lamest super hero

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>>83036088
Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play

>>83036586
Go away you spic

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>>83037585

>tfw I say this every time I see glass break

Props, anon.

>>83037599
The spic is a DC fanboy

>>83037585
Was that Joe Did or that Tim Allen biker movie?

>>83036088
Hail, king of Atlantis! How's the family?

>>83036586
Spic IRL and made that same joke when the trailer came out...RL Carlos here.

>>83037739
mr Carlos, I'm I.C.E.

uh you don't get to bring whiskey