Will Baywatch flop?

Of course.

>>83030341
Was that scripted or did he bust his ass?

I work at a theater and the concensus among the other employees is that it will make money because of Efron and Johnson.

I'm of the opinion that no one cares about a shitty raunch comedy loosely based on a shitty television drama from the 90s.

No, it's like bad neighbours, but with the rock, and on a beach, with some bad boys 2 thrown in for good measure.

>>83030341
>The Rock
no

>>83030390
Well, congratulations, it flopped. What's the next step of your master plan?

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>>83030341
I have proof it won't

How much did it cost to make?

It'll probably be heavily panned or at the most mixed reviews-wise, but it'll make its money back. Whether that's truly a flop is up to you.

>>83030341
no because im buying every seat in every theater in a 100 mile radius for every showing for the next 2 weeks

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>>83030341

>>83030672
I love this place

>>83030488
You say that, but 21 Jumpstreet happened and look how well that did. Most of these raunchy-movie-adaptations-of-forgotten-shows do fall flat, but some of them make it out alive.

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>>83030672

You made a gif of getting a bigger image of Daddario?

>>83030672

WE HAVE THE MEATS

>>83030341
I feel really bad for the chubby dude on the right

He's not even that unattractive, just average, but I know for a fact the movie's gonna play him up as some ugly, creepy loser

>>83030926
>the twist is that he gets all three chicks after it is revealed that the Rock and Zach Efron are gay for each other

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>>83030926
This pleases the Dad

>>83031174
is she a demon?

>>83030926
Pretty sure he's more the 'adorable dork' trope and they're setting him up with the blonde.

>>83030926
Look at the size of his dick tho

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>>83031271
>demon
Succubus, more specifically. Her hunger is only quenched in the desolation and bringing low of honest men

>>83030672
>roastie
Ew gross

>>83031364
>ywn spend a night with succubus Alexandra Daddario
why press continue.

>>83031364
something about her just looks off.

>>83031362
he's a big guy

>>83031676
Probably her eyes. Her irises are huge and frosty blue. It's like staring into a heart of winter.

No, it will turn a big profit.

I can usually tell from the trailer if it will bomb and it has the typical formula to perform well.

>>83031782
But I like her eyes. I like her smile. I like her nose. I like her body. But put together...just a little off. jenesais quai

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>>83030341
I hope it makes so much money the Jews who are releasing it have to account for where all the money went.

>>83031364
>black guy calls Efron a 'blue eyed demon' in the movie but not Daddario

>>83031676
Pale skin, very bright blue eyes and dark hair are a pretty uncommon combination.

>>83031174
She truly is beautiful but has the absolute worst smile I've ever seen on such an attractive person.

>>83032210
I think it's cute. Her smile makes her look retarded.

>>83032331
same here. It's endearingly weird

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>>83032003
she's using her magic to influence him and stay hidden you dingus

>>83030672
Holy hell that's the first time I've really laughed on this board in awhile.

>>83030649
crashing this plane with no survivors?

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>>83032626

Don't bully the semen demon

yes the tv show was only popular because porn wasn't as easy to access

>>83031174
WHY SO SERIOUS?

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>>83030341
nah, a bunch of retarded mexicans will go see it. the audience for this is the WWE audience and the Fast and the Furious audience

Normie Chad here, can confirm that I'm going to see this with all my bros

>>83030437

not scripted

he was super high on cocaine

>>83030892
you have to go back

>>83030672
/tv/ is pretty amazing tonight

>>83035730

same

I'll probably see it but tits aren't as bodacious as they were in the 90s.

>>83030672
>think it's going to be a drawn out webm until he of course just zooms in on her tits
>it's so much more

my sides

>>83031364
in NO LESS than 100 words, describe EXACTLY what you mean by this

>>83030672
i was in the original thread for this

still the best thing I've seen on this site in at least 2 years

>>83034120
>>83034120
>>83034120
this is lewd

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>>83038326
F

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>>83037950
>the original thread for this
But there's more threads

>>83038503
>doing the same schtick each time

>>83035726
Don't forget shitty fat humor 21 jump street audience