/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

are we staying up britbongs

>>83023703
whats the most kino livestream and why is it not nausea club

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What would have happened if Ben hadn't been interrupted?

Can anybody tell me with absolute confidence that I can watch it with NOWTV at 2am UK?

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>>83023703

I hope your choice of beverage is coffee during the premier.

>muh normiiesss

You're not special for liking the Game of Thrones of the 90's.

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Why is Annie not coming back?

>>83023758
kino

>>83023703
Jacques Renault killed Laura Palmer?

>>83023763
Does anyone have this with audio?

>>83023703
Tonight everyone will see that Twin Peaks has aged like milk. The actors are either dead or really old. This will not be any good.

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New Cooper

>>83023744

I completely forgot it was on tonight so I'm staying up to watch it. I wonder if they'll explain the real motives behind the logging company? You think they'll bring up any Icelandic folklore into the series or tie the Lodges to it?

>>83023767

Too hot here, cold beer is better

>>83023763
More like the END of the intro without audio.

>>83023703
How much interracial BBC will there be? I'm guessing a good amount, especially when Madchen's husband is BBC.

>tfw 20 years old and never kissed a girl
>tfw obese autist w/ no goals in life

will Twin Peaks (2017) save me? Or should I just kill myself now?

>>83023839
Stay mad cuck you wish you posted it

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe

>>83023760

Yes. There's a live TV section, then episodes 3 and 4 will be up on demand at 4am, check Sky Atlantic or Now TVs twitter if you don't belive me.

>>83023785

MOMMY MILKY

>>83023811

Anyone else think Frank Silva would've been the perfect choice to play Flagg in an adaptation of The Stand/Dark Tower?

>>83023839
>audio
>/tv/
Where do you newfags come from?

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>>83023744
Of course I am

>People just now watching Twin Peaks and asking if they can skip episodes so they can watch season 3 as it airs live

I never realized people wanted to fit in this badly. Just watch the whole series and FWWM like a normal person.

>>83023785
Shit actress

>>83023848
This shit-tier meme was debunked months ago

She's married to David Alexis, hes white as fuck

https://www.google.com/search?q=David+Alexis&oq=David+Alexis&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.328j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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GORDON
GORDON

>>83023931
I'm guessing you haven't seen her daughter, dumbass.

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>mom was a Twin Peaks fanatic back in the day
>A true fan, loved everything about it. The mystery, the weird, the horror, the comfy, even season 2, she likes everything about Twin Peaks.
>got me into the show when I was old enough
>was still obsessed with it and was happy that I liked it so much too.
>I actually called her up to say that the new season was coming, we lost our minds in a phone call together
>her hype around the house was enourmous, even got my dad and sister interested in the show when we marathoned it earlier this year
>with every new photo she got more excited. "Cooper still looks so handsome", "Of course, Andy and Lucy haven't changed a bit" and all that shit.
>is not as in love with Fire Walk With Me, says she hated it back then but grew to like it. "There's too much weird and scary and not enough heart" is what she says, I try to explain to her that's the point, and she gets it, but she doesn't enjoy it as much as the show.
>Literally making cherry pie right now as I type this
>Sister and I decided to stay for a day longer just to watch the premiere together
>I honestly haven't seen my mother this excited about a piece of media in my life
>Worried that she's gonna hate it or be disappointed with it and it ends up too much like FWWM

Help me out, bros.

>>83023867
Stop eating I guess

>>83023915

It's clear these are only trying to bandwagon for EPIC MEMES and DUDE CHECK OUT MY REACTION VIDEO! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND GIVE ME FREE MONEY.

>>83023919
Twin Peaks didn't have the best of acting. And her character is important.

so where are we gonna be able to watch a livestream?

>>83023938
I wonder if Philip Jeffries will make an appearance

>>83023892
Nobody fucking expects the webm to have audio, you autist. They want a link.

can i has stream link plox

>>83023919
Look at this faggot, actresses serve only for eye candy

>>83023957
They will probably be gone once GoT starts up again at least.

>>83023804
Wrong. Lynch's work is timeless.

Just you watch; the new season is going to be much more in vein of FWWM rather than the original series.

>>83023887
Thankyou, I just signed up and didn't see the live section

>>83024002
Good as I loved FWWM. Especially the Q2 fanedit.

Why is Harry not coming back?

So what will other Bongs be doing after the premier has aired, go to sleep? Think I'll stay up and watch a few Lynch movies I haven't seen. I'll no doubt watch Lost Highway since I've been meaning too when DFW talked about it in one of his essays on Lynch.

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>>83023744
Absolutely, but I'm not happy about it being daylight by the time it ends

>>83023947
Don't worry she's gonna have a heart attack in two hours and will die.

NORMIES WILL KILL THIS SHOW
BELIEVE IT

>>83024020
>Q2 fanedit.

FUCK OFF

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>>83023945
>herp derp derp, le meme! le meme! hurr durr

Daily reminder that baldness is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to you during your lifetime, even worse than cancer.

>>83024000
You sweet summer child.

I honestly don't understand where they are going to take the plot

Reminder that David Lynch wrote the lyrics for Just You.

Spent the past week watching everything Lynch has done.

I am re(ddit)ady

>>83024049
It's perfect. Deal with it. I bet David saw it and loved every bit of it.

>>83024000

Let's hope so. Twin Peaks doesn't need those types around it, they would soil and ruin it.

>>83023947
You can comfort her with your dick if it all goes to shit, anon.

>>83024050
It's not a meme. Her children are biracial.

>>83024060
>Lynch
>plot

ayeeeee

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>you will never be able to save Jack Nance

;_;

Is someone gonna stream it when it airs live?

Will /tv/ be hosting a stream?

>>83024000
God I hate Game of Thrones so fucking much. I hate the fan base with a passion.

>>83023758
Audrey would've eventually dropped the mask to get him to stop.

It wouldn't work.

>>83023947
Well, apparently it is as funny as it is scary, but I'm expecting a drier sense of humor than the series.

>>83023947
Cherish that relationship, anon.

>>83024089
The most punchable voice in television history.

>>83024072
Lynch is too busy fucking girls half his age

You lads must be mad staying up until 4:00am to watch this tonight. I'm just waiting until tomorrow to watch all 4 episodes. And ignoring /tv/ in the meantime.

>>83024096
>>83024119
reddit

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Reminder he didn't die, he just got a job with the stargate program.

>>83024077
Never debated that. He stated her husband was a negro, which is a shit meme that has been proven false. The fact that he tried changing the subject from her husband to her kids proves hes just memeing

Now stay mad cuck

>>83023867
I shredded most of my lard while I was 19, got my first kiss and gf at 20.

don't give up just yet.

Taking bets on what the first scene will be, an owl? Dreamcatcher? Aerial shot of the town?

>>83023703
I forgot Morrissey was in Twin Peaks

alx is my daddy

>>83024096
>>83024119
nausea.club

>>83024136
ive been on the chans for 5 years and im curious too

>>83024072
David is a true auteur and would never condone the modification of his work in any manner for any reason. Nice try though.

>>83024155
Red room

>>83024120

As someone who was into ASOIAF in the early 00s I've loathed the newfag secondary casuals who have came in because of the show. We used to have genuine decent discussions but I hate the way they've made it the next Harry Potter.

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>tfw Rusty
your move

foreigner here, what time does the nausea club stream go live?

>>83024126
Shut the fuck up. I see what you did but shut up.

>>83024155
red room, slowly focusing or zooming in/out on something

>>83024207
Not before it actually goes live (i.e. http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/), unless they get their hands on the Italian copy which was aired prematurely.

hype

>>83024207
2 pm London

>>83024140
;_;

>>83024207
half past reddit

>>83024155
James and Nadine double suicide so we don't have to suffer through their bullshit.

I kind of hate that TP is going to have rolling /tv/ generals. It's not The Walking Dead. I know that's nonsensical.

>>83023785
my guess: they're hiding her from evil coop

is fire walk with me good? i watched the original series but haven't seen the movie.

>>83024045
Oh I believe it. And people like >>83023781 will make shitposting threads all the time and try to be an ironic shithead as much as possible to make people sick of it. I've seen it happen to countless other piece of media that's been in some way revived or made easily digestible to a wider audience.

>>83023781
t. insufferable faggot

What will be the quality of nausea.club stream?

>>83024327
you've got three hours dude, Lynch said it was essential to understanding the new series, go watch it now

>>83024311
>no scene of Evil Coop mercilessly having his way with Annie
Why even watch the new season now?

>>83024089
People tried:
https://vimeo.com/199081526
(David Lynch Presents: I Don't Know Jack - documentary about Jack Nance)

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>>83023867
Goal number 1 - get fit
Goal number 2 - get laid so you lose that anxiety and stop placing your worth on sexual encounters
Goal number 3 - begin the process of knowing yourself

There, saved your life. The clock is ticking.

>>83024337
How sheltered are you? Lynch isn't some underground kinomaster whose movies only neckbeards from /tv/ can digest. Twin Peaks has always been normie.

>>83024396
He's gonna do what BOB and Mike always do. I would guess he's been cross country garmonbozia harvesting for the past 25 years.

>>83024337
I'm a little skeptical. This show has substantial barriers to entry. It's simply too weird for most normies. I'm no social butterfly, but I haven't heard anyone mention this show coming back. I think it'll be fine.

>>83024194
As someone who never heard of that faggy shit for virgins before it became a tv show, I've long pitied people who try to derive self-worth from chronological primacy in appreciating a work.

>>83024327
Yes. It has some of Lynch's best scenes ever, imo.

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why can't white women resist the BBC?

It's just depressing at this point...

>MFW the quality is the same as mid S2

How much would you REEEE?

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>>83024413

>>83024421
Shhh. Let him think he's manning the barricades against the tide of normies. He needs that right now.

>>83024459
leave madgekin alone

>>83024421
This. Lynch is pop surrealism if anything, doesn't mean he is not amazing at what he does though. Only Lynch can do Lynch, after all.

>>83024421
It was normie in the early 90s but nowadays you think any random kid knew what Twin Peaks was before the revival announcement?

>>83024474
Mid S2 had no Lynch input at all so it's kinda pointless thinking about it.

>>83023867
24 here and only had sex with a Japanese prostitute. Don't kill yourself, it's not too late for you m8

>>83023758
hopefully they would have fucc

>>83024474
Lynch's contributions to season 2 are some of the best things he's ever made

>>83024474
mids2 ain't as bad as the meme indicates, s3 could easily end up worse

>>83024327
Watch it ASAP

>>83024445
Jesus, wtf is wrong with you? How could possible audience ruin the show itself? It's already aired, if you don't want to listen to "normies" talking about this show, just don't go to social nets, and just download episodes , and simply enjoy them. Noone forces you to listen to other people. If you implied some elitist bullshit like "I'm a "true" fan of those series, and now "normies" will discuss the things I wanted to be hided", then I suggest you to go kill ur fucking self, because being an elitist retard is much worse than being a "normie"

>>83023867
I'll probably kill myself while the series is running but I really want to watch what's coming today. Probably won't be enough to save me though.

>>83024327
It's just good as in some individual scenes but as a whole it's just bland

>>83024131
In the civilized world (the US) all 4 episodes will be over at 1am.

Time is moving too slowly

Finished a rewatch of Fire Walk With Me today for the first time in like, 3 years? I don't think I really 'got' it the first time. By which I mean, watching FWWM stressed me the fuck out. Especially, for some reason, the scene where the one armed man yells at Leland in the car? And like everything is loud and everyone is screaming. I've never been so agitated watching something before

really missing the IMDB forums right now

>>83023867
27, found love at the beginning of last year. Everything else before was shit, and I was about to give up on living.

We've been living together for half a year now and it's going bretty gud.

Not going to tell you not to give up, it's your right. But things can get better. Meanwhile, there's kino.

>>83024630
>the scene where the one armed man yells at Leland in the car

One of my favorite Lynch sequences of all time. Chaos incarnate.

>>83024566
none of them were in mid-s2 tho

>>83024502
I'm just curious why it always happens.

What's extraordinarily odd is that every source on the internet I can find says that he's the son of her and her husband.

So either her husband is the biggest crypto-negro of all time, or he's literally a cuckold. Very interesting scenario.

To be fair, I would probably take being cucked if it meant I could bang her every night.

>>83024592
>just ignore the massive cancer in the fanbase it will go away
>just ignore social media pressure influencing a creator it will go away
>just stop talking about it, let the new influx take over and ruin something you like as always.

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>>83024308
TWD doesn't even have generals though. It's the two shows with cancerous fanbases (GoT and Dr Who). Fargo and The Leftovers don't even have one and those are both genuinely great shows.

>>83024632
me too, man

i found it extremely odd how everyone was like "oh finally they're removing those, what took them so long lmao" when it was announced

>>83024592
I don't know where these people are coming from either, Lynch is fucking 70 years old he is not looking to appeal to "normies", he is doing his own thing here like he's always done... if those "normies" come then let them have it, it has absolutely nothing to do with the actual show at all. It's such a shallow thing to be worried about, I do hate stuff like social media but come on. Then again, this is 4chan so posting this is meaningless.

>>83024630
I can't imagine watching that in 1992. After how comfy Twin Peaks had been no wonder it got bad reception from uncomfy critics.

>>83024613
don't

>>83024632
moviechat.org

Lynch and hissurrealism in the same sense Tarantino is new wave, both easily digestible and commercialized American cheese versions of what they ripped off.

>>83023947
>>83024124
Its not confirmed to be just grimdark for the current year is it?

The awkward try hard humour worked for it back then.

I JUST ORDERED SHOWTIME.

I'M SO FUCKING READY TO GET LYNCHED

>>83024592
This is bullshit. The audience ruined Breaking Bad, for example. They started pandering to that crowd until the finale was Walt beating Nazis with le epic science XD

>>83024670
Hey, as someone who hasn't seen any other of Lynch's works, what else should I watch? I like all apsects of Twin Peaks, including the surreal parts which I'm guessing is what Lynch is famous for.

>>83024715
Does that count for Eraserhead as well?

>>83024695
Yeah, you're right. Crying about it on /tv/ will surely fix all of those problems, which are definitely real and not at all something you've invented to rationalise your posturing.

>>83023867
>will Twin Peaks (2017) save me?
probably not. watching attractive people go about their lives on tv is just gonna make you think about how you'd never fit in with them

>>83024748
hit me with some avant-garde art house bull shit david

>>83024743
>The first two episodes alternate between cryptic, terrifying, and hilarious. There was as much laughter as there were gasps.

>>83024695
>just ignore the massive cancer in the fanbase it will go away
Exactly
>just ignore social media pressure influencing a creator it will go away
In which way social media can influence a Lynch? This is a last season of Twin Peaks, so there won't be a fourth season influenced by "normies" anyway
>just stop talking about it, let the new influx take over and ruin something you like as always.
Again, if you're the true fan of something, u won't give a shit about others, and u'll just enjoy the show.

>>83024764

It's a good movie but falls under the same category of being commercialized art, Lynch is the Ikea version of surrealism for the average, American consumer who is uneducated in the field but wants to appear sophisticated passing his name around in conversation.

>>83024763
Pretty much everything I would say skip Dune though. Start with The Grandmother and work your way through chronologically

>>83024805
>alternate between cryptic, terrifying, and hilarious
that's twin peaks in a nutshell, even fwwm

>>83024763
If you want to start super surreal and bizarre, start with Eraserhead and just work your way through his filmography in release order.
If you want something more "normal" with just a bit of weird shit, start with Mulholland Dr and go backwards, then end with Inland Empire

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>>83024761
do NOT remind me of the breaking bad finale

>>83024761
Walt had already beat gangbangers with le epic science on numerous occasions. Remember the mercury fulminate?

>>83024713
You comfyfags are pathetic. Twin Peaks is nowhere near as comfy as you make it out to be - there's always a hint of unease, be it blatant or not.

>>83024816
>Inland Empire
>commercialized art

fuck off you try hard

>>83024763
if you like everything you'v seen so far and have a sincere interest in going further, why would you not just watch everything anyway?

>>83024761

>The audience ruined Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad didn't have a mainstream following until S4 began and only here on /tv/ it was followed in a niche way until Reddit began flocking to it. Reddit and normie influence really changed the outlook of it.

>>83024126
Delete this post right now or i'm going to ddos you

>>83024763
Start with watching all parts of David Lynch's Dumbland

>>83024798
but I don't want to live a comfy small-town lifestyle. I just need to convince myself not to be a retarded lazy faggot. It's harder than it sounds.

>>83024704
those people only went to the GOT or marvel boards I'm guessing

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>>83023947
>tfw my mom loves Twin Peaks as well

>>83023811
There are two Coops now. This is the murderer Coop

>>83024816
Maybe. I don't know much about films or film history or film movements, but I really enjoyed all of his movies that I've seen.

I don't use it to be a pseud, though. I just tell people "hey you should watch this cool movie by David Lynch"

>10 years since Inland Empire
>25 years since Fire Walk With Me
>26 Years since Episode 30

How fucking hyped are you guys for 4 solid hours of pure uncut unadulterated Lynchkino?

so who's Diane

>>83024856
For real. No-one ever seems to notice how many people in the town are damaged in some way. Nadine's lost an eye, Donna's mother is in a wheelchair, Laura is a druggie etc.

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What's this about 4 episodes? I thought it was just a two hour prem?

>>83024763
Watch Blue Velvet. It's a better Twin Peaks.

Episode 5, 6 and 8 are a shot for shot remake of Mullholland Drive screencap this

>>83024944
Two episodes on Showtime, two episodes on the Showtime Anytime app. If you pay for Showtime, you also have the app. If you don't, they'll air normally next Sunday.

>>83023977
I am pretty sure there will be some graves around.

>>83024928

He's made some interesting films but he's really the cinematic equivalent of people hanging a black and white photograph of an alley or street corner on their wall solely to make themselves look deep.

>>83024958
I would be OK with that.

Imagine bobby as the burglar after the black book.

>>83024038
>tfw it'll be daylight when it starts AND ends here
JUST

>>83024763
His movies aren't that great. Eraserhead and Blue Velvet are probably the best.

>>83024929
I'm more interested than hyped. I never liked twin peaks *that* much, but I'm expecting that this will blow the first two seasons out of the water just by virtue of being less restricted by its time and format

>>83024944
if you have showtime you can watch episode 3 and 4 online on their hbogo-thingy exactly after the end of the premiere

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>>83024911
i just asked my mom if she liked twin peaks. she got this really tense expression on her face and hissed "fire talk with me" or some shit through gritted teeth

what did she mean by this lads

>>83024856
Compared to FWWM it's certainly at least somewhat comfy. I still love how uncomfortable FWWM made me though.

>>83024622
>civilized world
>USA
>toilet water isn't drinking water

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Who wants to take bets that Bobby has matured and is now a voice of reason like his father was?

If I've watched the 2 seasons but not FWWM will I be missing anything for the new season?

>>83024868
Because my time on this earth is limited, anon

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>>83024958
Will /ourhobo/ return?

>>83024995
Is it really fair to judge a work of art by the way people use it for posturing?

>>83025033
yes

get on that shit quick snap

>>83025016
cool mom

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>tfw i've seen all 18 episodes and the earth is flat

>>83025016
Don't miss "Fire Talk With Me" hosted by Chris Hardwick, immediately after Twin Peaks!

>>83024944
two live followed by two on demand

>>83023760
yes. as a word of warning now tv doesn't seem to work on browsers. might want to install the app in advance on whatever device you're going to use

>>83025055
where can I watch it?

>>83023832
Iced coffee then, you casual.

>>83025033
Lynch said it's essential to "understand" the new season.

Does anyone else think that David Lynch has asperger's?

>>83025058
is this the new TMFAP?

>people thinking James will be anything but the new leader of the Bookhouse Boys

>>83025025
Who wants to take bets that Bobby will be a background character and get three scenes altogether I've seen the first two episodes bud dont get your hopes up

I stopped watching S2 mid season long time ago and never watched FWWM.
Should I watch S2 again from later episodes and then watch the movie?

Guys....I'm trying to watch FWWM before the premiere, but jesus christ do I hate Laura Palmer.
>I'm not a dumb slut, it's DEMONS!
fuuuuuck I don't care

>>83025025
whatever happened to the dude bobby killed and robbed

>>83025033
A few key things/concepts, yes.

Also, I expect the tone to be similar to FWWM, so that'll be a good way to prepare yourself

>>83025037
you invested more time in twin peaks than his movies combined will take

>>83025063
Is the girl still there?

>>83025070
there are gif sets on tumblr that'll bring you up to speed

>>83024995
This post is the equivalent of someone name dropping directors they never watched to seem sophisticated.

>>83024980
>>83025005
Oh right. Best see what i can download

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who /bobby/ here?

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>>83025063
pretty good post not gonna lie

>>83025078
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

Where does someone find the fan edit of fire walk with me? What do i search for?

>>83025140
ehh I'd rather watch it through

>>83025000
>his movies aren't that great
You have to go back

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>>83025144

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>>83025097
wow bob wow

calm it with the garmonbozia wouldja

THIS IS WHERE WE L I V E, SHELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>83025144
Aged pretty well

>>83025154
on reddit probably

Already seen the new episode. You guys will be disappointed.

>>83025063
A+ post

>>83025100
but demons exist in that universe :^)

they might even be a metaphor

Oh fucketh, i didn't watch the missing pieces of FWWM. Are any of those important or is it just fluff?

What time does it stream on showtime anytime?

T H E O W L S A R E N O T W H A T T H E Y S E E M

>incest scene with Laura and here Dad/Bob
I kinda feel ashamed, because my dick is so strong after this scene.

>>83025144
I like his acting in the movie and pilot.

I really feel like I missed something with this show. I watched through it twice, and I like Lynch's movies, but I honestly don't really get how people are invested in the characters besides Coop. I actually kind of envy it, but it feels too much like a parody to invoke that kind of feeling in me.

>>83025102
delete

>>83025188
the leo/shelley scenes were always so funny

they look like kids doing a parody of an abusive couple

i only watched a fanedit called beyond twin peaks: the last days of malcolm sloan

do i have to watch FWWM and/or the rest of the series before s03?

>>83025200
I dont know my way around reddit...could you link me?

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If I buy a subscription to HBOGO, will I be able to watch twin peaks as it airs with no ads? How long will it take for a torrent to be uploaded?

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say what you want about the Italian leak but I didn't think reviving Harold and making him mayor of Twin Peaks was a good idea...

>>83025213
extremely important, it's nearly the duration of FWWM

>>83025264

Yes go buy a sub to hbo

david lynch and mike cernovic have the same voice

>basement NEETs are worried their secret show will be ruined by the evil normies

You guys do know that they've already finished writing and filming the entire series right?

>>83025016
She wants the D.

Am I the only one autistic enough to have bought a cherry pie today?

>>83025102
a dream of laura's

ETA 2:48

Hey guys haven't watched Twin Peaks or FWWM is it essential to watch before S3???

>>83025264
probably like an hour

>>83025144
Bobby's cool, but Pete's the best character.

>>83025016
is she worrying a little green ring on any of her fingers?

this is VERY important...

>>83025244
>muh characters
Yeah, you're missing the point. But if you don't like it, just don't watch it, simple as that.

>>83025264
I got NOWtv - I wanted Sky Atlantic anyway, and it's cheap

Will torrents be available right after or do I need a sub to Shotime?

So can new viewers watch this new season without problems or is it continuing?

>>83025279
>>83025264
>>83025320
it is not hbo, dumbass

>>83025316

Everytime I see images of james i have to double check someone hasnt photoshopped his head to be taller

>>83025311
It's essential before posting in this thread.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

>>83025265
is that the red hair chick who sucked off Dick in the storage room?

>>83025265
damn good pineapple

>>83025340
btfo

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LELAND SAYS

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>>83025265
>Log Lady comes out
>Yelling at nothing
>Shawn and Gus look at each other like she's talking to the log
>She was talking to her son the whole time
>They look relieved

The Dual Spires episode is just too good.

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>>83025343
Yeah that one is definitely an edit, someone post the real one

>>83025342
it is in some euro countries

>>83025085
Eric the Midget is dead you disrespectful hateful angerful prick #RIPJOEYBOOTS #RIPERICTHEMIDGET #RIPJESUSTWIN1 #RIPARTIELANGE #BRINGDOWNTWINPEAKS #$BRINGDOWNDAVIDLYNCH

guys I've never watched a television show before, can I watch this still?

>>83025016
>really tense expression on her face
that means you're going to have trouble with the local authorities

>>83025379
WHY DOES HE WEAR THAT BUNNY SUIT

>>83025311
No. Lynch brings his own shit. Context is always nice though. Watch the Pilot or the season 2 finale if you can

>>83025311
watch the FWWM missing pieces, The Straight Story, the theatrical trailer for Dune, the music video for the Nine Inch Nails song Came Back Haunted and you'll be set

>>83025333
do you have a NOWtv set top box or is it built into your Smart TV?

>>83025357
yup. total qt. If you count Secret History of Twin Peaks as canon she also married and killed the town's paranormal expert.

>>83025261
idk what that is but i think you have been tricked into watching a fake twin peaks tevelison tv show right????????

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>>83025144
/hawk/ is true patrician

>>83025185
>tfw you realize WOW BOB WOW is the same spoken backward and forward

>>83025435
>missing pieces
watched
goddamn teleporting Bowie

>>83023763
TOO MUCH WAITING ROOM.

is there any acestream for this?

>>83025326
Best character is actually Laura

>>83025389
I only saw the first 2 seasons but I miss Psych so much. It was like Monk crossed with Scrubs. Total comfycore.

>>83025407
What do you want to watch it then? So you can discuss it with ur friends? Jesus, just watch original series, and then enjoy third season. I wonder why tread is full of shits like you.

>>83025437
She also booked it out of Twin Peaks once the dust settled and eventually dated Donald Trump. I'm not making this up.

howling at all the redditors asking if its essential to watch series or film.

get btfo.

>>83025316
can I get that template it looks cleaner than the one I made

>>83025437
>she also married and killed the town's paranormal expert
and dated trump in the 90s

>>83025332
Are you intentionally misunderstanding me? I get that the characters are not important, it's why I'm confused when I look around and see people treating it like a standard soap opera. I wouldn't have watched it twice if I didn't find something to like about it.

Why is Norma the best girl?

>>83025407
No, you need to acclimate yourself first, or you may experience life threatening seizures.

>>83024129
lynch is not a degenerate deviant. he is happily and faithfully married to his waifu.

>>83025352
>>83025419
>>83025435
You guys do realize I was mocking the retards saying that ITT right?

>>83023801
What are you on like episode 4? Just keep watching

>>83023763

This has got me hype as fuck. I wonder how the audio sounds. It's like the intro got corrupted and BOB took the camera man on a insane ride

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>>83025456
also confirmed big guy

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what will his role be guys

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>tfw too smart for supernatural occurrences

>>83023804
Eh. I could see it going either way. Either really good or really bad.

>>83025097
i bet you also hate lotr tax posting you buzzkill

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>>83025480
well i got it from one of these threads so it might be yours

>>83025407
offcourse you can
but you should not
you had 25 yeas fagoot

>>83025437
I got a box because I was in a rush and didn't look into it. Mind you, once I subscribed I realised you can just watch it on your PC, so that's what I'm doing atm. The box is ok though.

>>83025478
>>83025481

>M * A * Y * D * A * Y

Evil Coop totally killed Garland didn't he

>>83025477
I've never seen a video before. Can I watch this?

is it ok to watch just the last ep of season 3?

NEW


>>83025518
>>83025518
>>83025518
>>83025518
>>83025518
>83025518

>tfw mothrler cancelled sky tv without telling anyone
>no sky atlantic
Maybe its finally time to move out

>>83023744
Yessir

how stoned should I get before and how much should I smoke throughout? I'm sitting down straight four hours for this

>>83025538
Yep.

>>83025564
hate newfags

>>83024144
and where did her kids come from?

i'll give you a hint: it starts and ends with black seed.

There's no way I can get the eps without Showtime sub?

Can I just one off purchase them somehow?

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>>83025512
he's gonna make a withdrawal

DEEP
DEEP
DEEP
DEEEP

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Show could have used more intimate scenes with Lucy and Dick. You know like how the child was conceived and all. It would have led to some funny and some steamy moments.

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>>83025554
punish her

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>>83025509
>90's woah!

>>83025589
i subscribed tru amazon
the images are amazing
19 usd / month
come on
pay

>>83025265
>a nigger
That's it, I'm not watching this shit
Didn't expect Lynch to turn into a SJW

>>83025532
Oh yeah it is.
Thanks, anyway.

>>83025634
he did

>>83024089
His death makes him all that more mysterious though.

Leo still never bought drywall.

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This is in the same universe right?

ok, I finished watching the first episode.

SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Be prepared, shit is pretty crazy. It feels very different from the series/film, that soap opera/cheesy feel seems gone, it reminded me a lot of Lost Highways in a sense. The town is barely shown, there are new locations and characters and this weird glass box thing that got me very curious. Also, there's music from Lynch.
So, it didn't disappoint, but it's too early to say something more. Really looking forward to the next episodes though, will watch the second one tomorrow.[/spoilers]

>>83025272
The only important scene is the extended Bowie one. The rest seemed like overlong shrug worthy scenes that were cut for obvious reasons.

>>83025907
>The rest seemed like overlong shrug worthy scenes that were cut for obvious reasons.
The only obvious reason is the fact no one wants to sit through near four hours of movie in one go.

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This is the same universe right?

>>83025877
Wait Cooper gets killed off? Laura Dern must be taking his place for the series.

Just seen the Italian. Any questions about it?

>>83026091
what did the italian look like?

>>83026110
Lets just say he threw it all away by going digital. It no longer has that warm look. Instead its cold and lifeless.

>>83025316
what was this expression meant to convey?

>>83025063
lel

>>83026006

Thanks for the use of spoiler tags idiot

>>83025601
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>83024049
This nigger again? Did Q2 rape all of your family and kill them while you were tied to a radiator you fucking autist?

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>>83025877
What do you think is the point of this character? It can't be the same setup, unless there's more than 1, but anyway for a moment I saw shaggy, but his serious face was quite something.

>>83026237
He is lying.

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>Audrey tells you she's a virgin
What do?

>>83026504
Tell her to wait for Cooper

>>83026504
buy a plane

>>83025512
he's confirmed as bob ffs

>>83026504
lick her pusy!

>>83026479
is he the school principal? idk, he seemed like he knew something, but I don't think he is guilty

>>83027054
fingerprints plus whatever he had in his car plus this being Twin Peaks, something happened, unless he is being framed.

>>83026920
Is he? I hope not. Ray Wise should just play Bob now.

Does Mark Frost book says anything about Windom Earle?