Christian film reviews

(RoRoRo, AbAbAb, FeFeFe, HoHoHo, PCPCPC, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, A, D, MMM) Very strong Romantic, godless, radical feminist, lesbian, politically correct, leftist attack on men and traditional society; 29 obscenities (including some “f,” “d,” “h,” “a,” “b” and a couple “s” words and zero profanities; extreme violence includes torture scene where man is tied down and fingers cut off with more threatened to be cut off, forced sodomy, woman reads sado-masochistic literature out loud as men watch, man and woman whipped on the rear, woman tied up; extreme sexual content includes two extreme lesbian scenes, other lesbian references, man is a pimp/thief with a stable of prostitutes, sado-masochistic content and references, implied and partially depicted oral sex, and man decides to engage in forced sodomy with woman he’s with; brief images of full female nudity plus many images of upper and rear female nudity; alcohol use; smoking; and, planned fraud, betrayal, lying, deceit, kidnapping for revenge, manuscripts destroyed.


What the fuck do those letters at the begining mean? I'm rolling SAN right now.

>>83023431
which movie is this?

>>83023250
check handmaids tale

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>3 Generations
>Content: -4 Abhorrent
>(RoRoRo, PCPCPC, HoHoHo, FeFe, LLL, V, SS, NN, A, D, MMM) Very strong Romantic, politically correct worldview about a delusional girl who thinks she’s a boy with very strong homosexual and strong feminist elements, including outspoken discussions regarding gender and genitalia, and grandmother is a lesbian

>>83023482
OP here, coincedentally enuf I think anon's movie is a film called "The handmaiden," you should check it out If you haven't seen

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This isn't very entertaining. Making fun of Christianity lost it's edge a long time ago.

>>83023250
This is a perfectly reasonable site, considering it's supposed to be used as a guide for what parents let their kids see.
It assumes said parents are normies who don't have time to watch every film in advance.

>>83023431
RoRoRo your boat
Gently down the stream

>>83023431
SSSHIIIIEEEEEET

NNNIIIGGUUUHHH

Ass

Dick

MMMAMMA MIA

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>>83023431
>HoHoHo

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the original christian movie review site:

http://www.capalert.com/

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm

>South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (R) -- WARNING! This analysis is blunt. South Park is a vulgar and vile movie. Any commentary will inherently border vulgar as well.

South Park is an incredibly dangerous movie for those who do not understand or are developing an understanding of the Gospel ....... INCREDIBLY dangerous! Some of the scenes in South Park reminded me so much of the image of demons screeching and dancing around a boiling cauldron as Satan gleefully looks on from the background as the demons pitch soul after soul after soul into the burning cauldron.

(RoRoRo, OO, PaPa, AbAb, LLL, VVV, SS, NNN, AAA, D, MM) Very strong Romantic worldview idealizes vampire characters (having the ability to love, display compassion, and do good deeds), with strong occult, pagan elements (including several scenes depicting occult, pagan practices, including orgies), plus a couple blasphemous jokes about Christianity and a crucifix; more than 31 obscenities and profanities (including some “f” words); the level of violence is very high, with several scenes depicting the vampire characters killing innocent human victims by sucking their blood, another scene depicting a vampire attacking a human and accidently transforming him into a vampire, another scene showing werewolves violently attacking a human being and leaving him for dead, vampire vomits up blood, and a physical altercation between vampires occurs during a masquerade party; strong sexual content and references include crude medieval drawings, vampire in bed with several half naked females (implying an orgy has occurred) and one scene with a vampire implies self-abuse in a coffin; extreme nudity in many sexually explicit medieval drawings depicting fully nude characters in sex positions and upper female nudity in one scene; very strong alcohol use and drunkenness, with several scenes showing the vampire characters going to drink at bars and nightclubs and getting extremely intoxicated; a few scenes show background characters smoking cigarettes at bars and nightclubs; and strong miscellaneous immorality, such as a few scenes depicting vampire characters lying to humans in order to trick them into coming into their homes so they can kill them and one scene containing a vampire character admitting he was a Nazi and showing him wearing a Nazi uniform with swastikas and honoring Hitler.

>OO, PaPa

Do the reasonable atheists out there cringe when they see other atheists acting like this? I'm sure they do but sometimes I just need to hear it. It's easy to start thinking that all atheists act like this when this is all I see from atheists.

>>83026720
Oh yeah. It's fucking cringe worthy to see those neckbearded fucks

>>83024217
It's just more proof that reddit frequents this board

>>83027692
It's so fucking depressing. Is that shithole terrible because of the userbase or the format?

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what is with the RoRo LLL V CoCo AbAb PC stuff? it look like the kind of thing a soviet spy would copy from a number station

>(RoRoRo, PCPCPC, HoHoHo, CoCo, AbAb, LLL, V, SS, N, AA, D, MM) Very strong Romantic, politically correct, homosexual, pro-union worldview about left-wing, anti-conservative homosexual activists helping the British mineworkers union during the controversial mining strike that took place during Margaret Thatcher’s conservative Tory administration in Great Britain including activists saying “F Thatcher,” plus some overt communist ideology includes a quote form Karl Marx’s infamous “Communist Manifesto” pamphlet on a union banner and an anti-biblical undertone, especially when one pro-union leftist says there are other cultural aphorisms or moral lessons to use other than the apparently “old-fashioned,” typical ones they always hear from the Bible, but movie generally leaves the religious issues regarding homosexuality out of its viewpoint; about 36 obscenities (including many “f” and “h” words and some “s” words), 10 strong profanities using Jesus, 12 light profanities such as OMG, several uses of “bloody,” and one person says, “So help me, God!”; some light violence such as brief fighting; strong sexual content and immorality condemned by both God and Jesus in the Bible includes depicted homosexual behavior such as men kissing men, women kissing women, some lewd talk, men dressed as women, visual allusions to homosexual sado-masochism in homosexual outfits worn, brief dirty dancing, and homosexual behavior is seen as a lark, a positive thing and/or no big deal; upper male nudity; alcohol use and light drunkenness; smoking; and, bullying but rebuked, father disowns son who finally comes out as homosexual and this is seen as extremely bad, insults, radical pro-union activity is validated.

>lewd talk
>homosexual behavior is seen as a lark

>>83028165
>pro-union activity is validated.
Sounds pretty degenerate desu

>>83027598
I'm not an atheist but it's still pretty funny to see people get so riled about movies, what's the big deal?

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The fuck?

>>83026720
I'll take a neckbeard atheist over a moralfag, holier-than-thou christcuck.

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>>83030089
>same moral rating

>>83030089
would shinto be considered pagan maybe?

>>83030179
>sex: none

>>83030179
>violence: none
>sex: none
mhm

>>83030179
>Sex and violence
>None
What

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>>83030150
Shit taste, neckbeard atheists are the most holier then thou

>>83030310
Sorry, m8, but Christians are the ones who believe you can't be moral without religion.

>>83023250
Holy shit, this must be the easiest way to spot newfags.

>>83024854
south park is pretty shit though. they ushered in an era of degenerate garbage. i bet many newfags on tv are ignorant about what television was like before south park. that episode about lowering the bar was very self aware

>>83030363
Except when I hang out with Christians, they don't try to shove their nonsense down my throat. Unlike athiests, which I can barely stand to hang out with in the first place for a laundry list of reasons, none of which have anything to do with religion.
Which one are you? Over-compensating? Body odor? Sexual deviant?

>>83030555
No, I've just had the opposite experience that you've had. Religious friends and family members forcing me to go to church, then getting condescending when I say I don't want to. You christfags are the worst.

>>83026720
The whole "I'm edgy by disliking atheist more than Christians and posting pictures of fedoras" thing has gotten more annoying to me at this point
>>83030184
Probably. Animism in general would likely fall under what they call pagan

>>83023250
(PaPa, BB, C, O, PC, VV, N, M) Strong, contradictory New Age pagan worldview with mixed elements, such as a monistic explanation for the afterlife and the supernatural world, and strong moral elements that include a strong warning about resting too much political power in one man as well as a warning about trying to gain god-like powers and that also include redemptive attempts to save and redeem someone from evil, as well as light occult reference to a human being returning from the “netherworld of the force” (this occult element is even stronger in the novelization of the movie), and some politically correct implications such as a possible (but subtle) allusion of criticism aimed at President Bush’s War on Terror, the Iraq War and Republican control of the executive, legislative and judicial branches, plus a PC line of dialogue contradicts the movie’s moral elements (“Only the Sith deal in absolutes”) and indicates that only evil people believe in absolutes and that truth is never black and white (this is more clearly stated in the novelization and seems to be an attack on conservatives and religious people who believe that there are at least some absolute truths and absolute moral laws); no foul language although one character says “In the name of. . .” and never finishes sentence; lots of action violence, some of it strong, but not gory or bloody, such as lightsaber cuts off man’s hands and head (lightsaber automatically cauterizes the wounds), lightsaber cuts off man’s legs, man’s face and body terribly burned and this is shown in hospital scene, woman gives painful birth to twins, explosions\

>>83030685
Your friends force you to go church?
Quick creative writing challenge for you: Describe a situation that makes any fucking sense at all where your friends force you to go to church.

>>83030555
>Except when I hang out with Christians, they don't try to shove their nonsense down my throat
Probably because you already drank the kool-aid, faggot.

>>83023250
Tried to find "The Gods Must Be Crazy," but they only had the sequel.

Despite the fact that they couldn't find anything as far as sex, violence, nudity, profanity, etc..., they still rated it as "cautious."

>>83023250
>they review every film that comes out
>write a review for each one that would piss off SWJs

LOL Now there's a /pol/ dream job.

>>83030770
Force was the wrong word, but I've had friends try and pressure me into going to church. On top of that, I've also had a couple of religious friends go off on condescending tangents about muh lord Jesus and how drinking is bad at a party. Like I said, you christfags are the worst.

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>>83024217
actually making fun of atheists and fedoras lost its edge a while ago

>>83030922
Stop posting.

>>83030922
>Mom makes me to go to church.
>Some of my friends have an strong opinion about drinking.
>The worst!

>>83030150
Neckbeards successfully surpassed even the most fundamentalist oldfags.

Christians are boring, sure, but nothing beats the euphoric atheist with Discovery Channel-based intellect.

>>83031010
>>83031026
Triggered christcucks lel

>>83031094
This is literally a Christian imageboard.

>(PaPaPa, HHH, AbAbAb, HoHoHo, LLL, VV, SSS, DDD, MMM) Very strong pagan, immoral worldview with a very strong humanist message that overtly attacks faith, plus very strong homosexual references; at least 210 obscenities and profanities (including dozens of “f” words and some GD and Jesus words) and frequent other crude language and innuendoes; several strong, violent cartoon moments, including a juice box is murdered by being stomped and bitten into, then squeezed dry, and a freak accident shows a human drug abuser’s head cut off in a freak accident; very strong sexual content and references includes many crude sexual comments and innuendoes (often between hot dogs and buns), an extended orgy sequence shows the cartoon food items in the store have all manner of graphic sex together (including homosexual), a female taco is a lesbian who repeatedly ogles and tries to seduce a straight female hot dog bun to no avail (though the bun makes comments saying she’s flattered nonetheless, later the female taco is engaged in graphic sex with the bun anyway in the orgy, and two male food items engage in homosexual acts during the orgy; no nudity; references to alcohol; very strong drug references; and, characters believe lies until they find out the horrible truth and some “politically incorrect” racial and ethnic stereotypes are flaunted to make a point, but some viewers probably will still be offended.

>>83031144
Wanna know how I know you didn't browse this site until the election?

>>83031177
Wanna know how I know you've only been here a few years?

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>>83023250
Its a goldmine

>possible anti-capitalist content where corporate racing moguls are seen as corrupt, but this is overcome by the movie’s positive presentation of a small business owner

>>83024217
>Making fun of Christianity
no, this is ironic appreciation, verging on grudging sincere appreciation.

>>83030089
I'm impressed at their scope. They're really covering all the bases

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>>83030555
>Christians don't shove things down people's throat
Its so annoying when those door to door atheists come around or when atheists hand out flyers saying Jesus loves you

>>83023431
>THE HANDMAIDEN is a vile period drama from South Korea about a young Korean prostitute and pickpocket sent by a criminal to become the servant of a rich Japanese woman so they can steal her inheritance. THE HANDMAIDEN ends up being a godless, pornographic, perverted, sexist, radical feminist, lesbian story depicting men as sado-masochistic monsters.

Americans hahahaha

>>83031374
Yeah, and how every politician has to be atheist in order to have a chance get elected

>>83031374
Is this satire?

>>83023250
They really hate "Watchmen." It's excessively violent, but "Passion of the Christ" is acceptably violent.

>>83031548
No, it really is annoying when atheists wake me up in the early hours of the morning on weekends to preach the word of Dawkins.

>>83031675
Don't forget all those atheist brochures that are left on your car when you got to a grocery store.

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>>83031448
South Koreans don't fuck around with their horror.

This site is fucking great, OP. Thanks.

>Pagan worldview with elements of goddess worship; 145 obscenities, 2 blasphemies & 22 profanities; extremely violent rape & beating as well as slapping, hitting, tripping, pushing & scattering beads to cause so-called dancer to fall; simulated & explicit sexual activity including every perversion such as bondage, group sex, oral sex, etc.; extensive full female nudity throughout the movie; lesbianism & homosexuality; alcohol & drug use; and, revenge motifs

Which film?

>>83031675
Don't forget those paranoid schizophrenic batshit insane atheists. They never stop spouting how God doesn't exist and that Jesus won't save us!

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This is the guy who runs the site, sounds like he might be responsible for all of the content on it too.

>>83031853
I'm so triggered guys, please stop.

>>83031844

Showgirls?

>>83031868
This guy sounds like he came directly from another board on this site I won't mention. Is this the new face of 4chan?
https://www.movieguide.org/news-articles/hijacking-civilization.html

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>>83032108
Got it in one.

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https://www.movieguide.org/reviews/orgazmo.html
Can't argue with this

>>83028165
>what is with the RoRo LLL V CoCo AbAb PC stuff?
Shorthand content advice - Ro for Romanticism, PC for political correctness, Ab for abhorrent content, L, for language, V for violence, Hu for humanism etc. The more symbols in a row, the stronger it is.

Meanwhile, a man with a very horrendous mask named Bane kidnaps a nuclear scientist from a CIA aircraft.

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>>83032231
>Spasms of Blasphemous Sexual Burlesque

My God, that's BEAUTIFUL.

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>>83032231

>>83031005
great post, upboated hehehe!

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>Strong Christian, redemptive, moral worldview with strong, overt, positive references and appeals to God

DC truly is the best.

>>83032231
>Spasms of Blasphemous Sexual Burlesque
Sex: none
Nudity: none

>>83032474
keep going you look like an idiot living in 2015

>Extreme occult witchcraft worldview which makes the case in a horrific way that evil exists, including references to witches, God, and even Jesus, and particularly to Satan and demonic activity; two obscenities and one exclamatory profanity; extreme sado-masochistic violence including little boy falls to his death, woman beats her head against toilet, woman crushes unconscious man’s private parts, then manipulates him until the unconscious man relieves himself with a bloody discharge all over her, woman drills hole in man’s leg and attaches a millstone, woman beats man with shovel, woman deforms boy’s feet as boy says, “Don’t, stop, Mommy!,” deer walks around with dead baby doe hanging out of its rump, fox devours itself, ugly images of animals being devoured, stabbing with scissors, woman burned and buried as a witch, and woman grotesquely mutilates her own private parts; extreme pornographic sex between married couple, extreme sado-masochistic sex, and implied orgy combined with nature scene; shots of full male and female nudity, rear male nudity, upper male nudity and drawings from Middle Ages of nude witches and nude devils cavorting and implied nudity in orgy scenes; alcohol use; smoking and woman uses drugs for her depression; and, lying, stealing and emotional abuse.

>>83024458
>It assumes said parents are normies
no, it assumes parents are hardcore christian fundamentalists

>>83032524
>Nudity 3
>Not even an ass cheek in it
I'm not sure I understand their metric

>>83032902
Maybe it's the spandex? That's my best guess anyway

>>83031868
>That pedophile smile

He looks like a kiddie diddler.

>people ITT can't be friends with both atheists and Christians
I'm not sure I understand this meme

>>83033336
I'm not sure you do. These people probably wouldn't be complaining in the first place if they didn't have friends that weren't on the other end

Are we not allowed to make fun of christians now? Is that not on the approved hip list of things I can make fun of anymore? What a shame. I really hope it's just one asshurt christfag.

>>83032524
Based DC spreading the word of Christkino

>>83033643
No you cringey autistic fedora neckbeard, making fun of things I like is banned

>>83032759

Antichrist?!?!

This is kinda a fun game

>oh no guys, i'm going to start this website so you know what movies to stay away from
>oh wow.. l-lews, heheh, don't watch this one... oh wow, so much nudity, but i'm watching this for you guys, make sure you never accidentally put it on...
>oh jeez, homosexual themes.. t-thats not allowed in the bible

>>83023431
>extreme lesbian scenes
lol

>>83028165
https://christandpopculture.com/movieguide-explanation-of-ratings/
>RoRoRo, AbAbAb, FeFeFe, HoHoHo, PCPCPC, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, A, D, MMM

RoRoRo – Very strong Romantic, idealistic worldview or Romantic elements
AbAbAb – Very strong anti-biblical, anti-Christian or anti-Jewish worldview or elements
FeFeFe – Feminist worldview or elements (may be increased to FeFe or FeFeFe
HoHoHo – Very strong homosexual worldview or homosexual elements
PCPCPC – Politically correct worldview or elements (may be increased to PCPC or PCPCPC)
LLL – Numerous obscenities and profanities (more than 25)
VVV – Very strong, extreme or graphic violence
SSS – Graphic adultery, promiscuity, sexual perversion, or sexual immorality
NNN – Extensive, graphic, or full in your face nudity
A – Light, brief or some alcohol use
D – Light, brief or some smoking
MMM – Very strong or extreme miscellaneous immorality

>>83035299
>PCPCPC - Politically correct worldview
What? I don't see how political correctness is anti-Christian or anti-family or anything. I'm confused

>>83032356
This is kino for christian reviews

>>83035443
Homosexuality being OK is a PC thing but not for some Christians?
I'm guessing.

>>83032231
>2/4
>50% passing grade
>ABHORRENT

>>83035694
50% isn't a passing grade in America

>>83036267
oh shit that's right you guys are on the imperial system. what's your measurement for exactly half? the weight of a single human testicle?

>>83024217
We have a republican in the white house, so it's in again. plus, making fun of retarded fucking christians doesn't get old. Perhaps you'd feel more at home at breddit?

>>83036387
I didn't say 50% wasn't half I said 50% (ie half) is a failing grade.

>>83026720
yes, but it's still better than even a mildly christian person

>I don't believe is ALL that bible stuff, but I'm sure there's SOMEONE up there watching out for us :):):) :D

>>83030770
Not him, but I hung out with all religious people in highschool. I was never forced to go at home, so I just never went to school. Friends would at first ask me to go on Sundays, and I would go from time to time. But I stopped after awhile and then suddenly I had no more friends. A nicer one sent a facebook message a few months after not seeing them, and said it hurt them all too much to see me going down a dark path. I fucking mowed lawns on Sunday. That was the dark path.

>>83031144
>japanese image board
>christion

welcome to 4chan! an anonymous cousin to reddit, new friend :)))))

>>83031374
>saying Jesus loves you

You mean to say " no one loves you". in that case, that's my mom saying that.

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>>83036829

>>83031177
>this new

>>83033643
Christians are usually the furfag/cuny posters, so a majority of posters are christians.

>>83035299
>Light, brief or some alcohol use
Fucking temperance leaguers

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>>83037064
>not getting a joke

>>83037192
Sometimes I wonder where these people in these weird images are now

>>83037192
>2017
>not playing 5D shitposting bait chess

>>83023431
>F, d, h, a, b, and a couple s words and zero profanities
What the fuck are these words if they aren't profanities?

>>83037365
Fate, desk, hammer, abseil, book, sail

>>83037495
watch your mouth, anon

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>>83023431
>woman reads sadomasochistic literature out loud as MEN watch
Absolutely forsaken

>>83030555
>Unlike athiests, which I can barely stand to hang out with in the first place for a laundry list of reasons, none of which have anything to do with religion.
You are full of shit then.

>>83025434
What We Do in the Shadows

>Very strong pagan, hedonistic, nihilistic worldview with extreme violence throughout nearly the entire movie and constant foul language, and no redeeming qualities whatsoever

>>83035694
Quality and Content are in different scales.
>>83037365
It appears that "profanity" refers to swearing with the Lord's name, so anything like "Christ," or "God damn."

>>83026720
Aren't all these quotes from a Christian website? Or are you saying it's all made up by evil atheists?

>>83037659
Unlike you, who is just a piece of shit.

>>83037921
*quip*

>>83037852

You'd think that would be approved by christians since it's you openly calling on him for help. It's not like "fuck off God" is a saying.

>>83038028
What a shit response.

>>83038105
>calling a shitpost a "shitty response"

This is a response to you

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>>83031448
sold. thanks movieguide.org

>>83037852
do you know what a scale is, anon?

>>83032167
He's too white to be from that board

(LLL, VVV, SS, A/D) 25 profanities, 130 obscenities & excessive sexual gutter language; graphic, close-up violence, including murder; few scenes of explicit fornication & upper female nudity; and, alcohol & drug abuse.

Summary:

John Singleton's $6 million feature-film directing and writing debut, BOYZ N THE HOOD, is a black coming-of-age tale set in a Los Angeles ghetto where a 17-year old manages to live surrounded by gangs, drugs and violence without succumbing to it. Well-produced, but marred by the confused nod toward socialism, the excessive profanities and obscenities, nudity and fornication, and violence.

Review:

Columbia Pictures brings yet another 1991 black film to the screen with BOYZ N THE HOOD. This time, the storyline follows three friends coming of age in embattled South-Central Los Angeles where writer-director John Singleton grew up. A documentary-like chronicle, the film deals with the choices the “boyz”, Tre Styles, Ricky Baker and Doughboy (Ricky’s brother), must make in a poor, crime-infested, drug-dealing, inner-city neighborhood.
As film opens, his mother drops ten-year old Tre off to live with his father because “he needs a man to help him become a man.” That night, a burglar breaks into their home. Tre’s father shoots at him, but he escapes. The police arrive an hour later. They are in no rush since the burglary involved only “niggers” (their words) and after speaking derogatorily to Furious Styles, Tre’s dad, they leave abruptly.

>FURY ROAD is thrilling from start to finish and has a strong Christian, redemptive worldview of goodness overcoming demonic evil, but there’s one “f” word, intense action violence, brief graphic violence, some grotesque images, and light politically correct elements, so strong caution is advised.

>>83023431
>What the fuck do those letters at the begining mean?
It's some grade-A autism.

https://www.movieguide.org/what-the-ratings-mean/

RoRoRo – Very strong Romantic, idealistic worldview or Romantic elements
AbAbAb – Very strong anti-biblical, anti-Christian or anti-Jewish worldview or elements
Fe – Feminist worldview or elements (may be increased to FeFe or FeFeFe
HoHoHo – Very strong homosexual worldview or homosexual elements
PC – Politically correct worldview or elements (may be increased to PCPC or PCPCPC)
LLL – Numerous obscenities and profanities (more than 25)
VVV – Very strong, extreme or graphic violence
SSS – Graphic adultery, promiscuity, sexual perversion, or sexual immorality
NNN – Extensive, graphic, or full in your face nudity
A – Light, brief or some alcohol use
D – Light, brief or some smoking
MMM – Very strong or extreme miscellaneous immorality

>>83038832
Soon, Tre takes up with old friends across the street, the Baker boys, who live with their single mom. Ricky, the more ambitious of the two, likes football, while hefty Doughboy tends toward getting into scrapes.
Tre’s dad, for the most part, gives young Tre some good advice: he tells him he can do something with his life and also tells him to avoid sex unless he is ready to be a father himself. This father-son relationship turns out to be a fairly healthy one as Tre’s dad tells him he loves him, takes the time to enjoy activities like fishing with Tre, and, with a business of his own, provides a good role-model for his son.
Seven years later, the three boys are still on Crenshaw Street in L.A., but now Ricky and Tre need to take the college S.A.T. tests to get into college. Ricky’s football prowess will qualify him for a scholarship (depending on the test scores). However, Ricky, at 17, also must care for a wife and a baby, which would make college pretty difficult. Doughboy, on the other hand, mostly sits on the front porch with his buddies, drinks from an ever-present bottle, and, periodically, gets involved in fights and other street action.
However, when Ricky and Tre go to the store for groceries, other blacks in a car ambush Ricky (who is on foot) and gun him down. Tre is heart-broken, and he and Doughboy carry the body back to Ricky’s house.
Doughboy seeks to avenge his brother’s death, finds the killers, and, in turn, kills them. Two weeks later, Doughboy is murdered.
The down-side of this film is: Tre’s father advising him to use condoms; Tre and his girl friend fornicating; and, the filthy gutter talk with excessive profanity and obscenity. Despite these objections, the pathos and power of the film cannot be denied.

>>83038832
>>83038872
A fairly well-produced and well-acted film, BOYZ N THE HOOD tries to present an accurate portrayal of blacks growing up in the inner city. Tre was fortunate to have some type of role model to pattern himself after, but the other boys, and so many like them, lack a positive male influence. Of course, our society as a whole reflects such deprivation. Often as not, as with the Baker boys, this inadequate male influence leads the boys to seek their identity in peer groups and, ultimately, gets them into trouble. As the Apostle Paul states in I Corinthians 15:33: “Do not be deceived: ‘Evil company corrupts good habits.'”
Unfortunately, director Singleton tries to make a few socialist economic points, but they don’t wash in these days when the Eastern Europeans are trying to cast off the evils of socialism and even the Soviets have removed the word “Socialist” from the name of their empire (which is no longer the U.S.S.R., but now the U.S.R. for United Soviet Republics). With a cockeyed preoccupation with Washington, D.C., Singleton says he wanted to show “how the Reagan administration played a large part in destroying my neighborhood.” Since we can assume that Mr. Reagan didn’t come into his neighborhood armed to the teeth with knives and guns solely to destroy it, we must conclude that Singleton thought that Washington was best equipped to supervise and fund the maintenance of his neighborhood. Perhaps this film will give him enough money to travel to Washington to see how poorly the government performs in its own back yard. Evidently, Mr. Singleton thinks that Washington has a secret source of funds which they withheld from his neighborhood. He needs a course in classical economics to help him not only accurately portray the plight of neighborhoods like his, but also help his neighbors understand how they can make a difference and start on the road to prosperity out of the socialist quagmire.

>>83033889
>cringey autistic fedora neckbeard
nice buzzwords, now where's your argument

>>83038832
>>83038872
>>83038916
nobody is gonna read that shit

>>83031448
That's actually pretty accurate though, speaking as someone who likely the film on the whole.

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>“Can Religion Save the Environment?” is an episode of the public television program EARTH FOCUS, which argues that Buddhism and Communism can save the environment. “Can Religion Save the Environment?” is a piece of false, anti-capitalist, pagan propaganda.

>The production values of EARTH FOCUS: Can Religion Save the Environment? are above normal. It is well edited and visually appealing. That said, the episode is a totally abhorrent piece of communist propaganda. In reality, capitalism and its technological progress has done a tremendous job protecting the environment.

>EARTH FOCUS: Can Religion Save the Environment? will confuse viewers with leftist lies and false thinking.

https://www.movieguide.org/reviews/wilson.html

>Content:

>(HHH, AbAbAb, C, Ho, Acap, B, LLL, V, SS, A, DD, MM) Very strong humanist worldview rejects the concept of God and religion (religious people are called “brain-damaged”) and main character mocks Christianity in several scenes while several scenes in a prison depict prisoners reading the Bible, several scenes show a cross hanging on a wall and a pastor appears in a couple scenes, a joke is made about homosexuality and a woman talks about her boyfriend revealing that he’s homosexual, a degrading anti-capitalist comment is made about corporations, and there are some pro-life sentiments in the movie where adoption is favored over abortion; at least 128 profanities and 26 profanities, plus a scene depicts men in a urinal area and offensive slang terms are used for women; light violence includes a woman slaps another woman in the face, a woman beats up a man, two women get into a fight, a man is beat up in a prison by other prisoners, a comment is made about rape in prison, there is a death scene in a hospital; depicted fornication scene, implied fornication in a couple scenes, a reference to bestiality, man solicits prostitute for oral sex, a few scenes have sexual innuendo, a man refers to self-abuse, a comment about rape in prison, and two characters get pregnant out of wedlock, including a teenage girl; no explicit nudity but a woman is shown in her underwear while in bed with a man; several scenes depict drinking wine; no smoking but a woman talks about her past with drug addiction; and, a prisoner has a swastika tattoo on his face, a woman talks about nearly getting an abortion, a woman gets pregnant out of wedlock but gives up her baby for adoption, teenage girl gets pregnant, girl lies to her parents repeatedly, and dysfunctional families play a major role in the story.

>a degrading anti-capitalist comment is made about corporations

Solid proof Christianity is classcuckery

>>83039108
>capitalism and its technological progress has done a tremendous job protecting the environment

WEW

>>83023431
jesus fucking chirst

Why has faith been so heavily integrated with pro-capitalism agenda? It's such a uniquely American thing, I dont understand how Christians can't see that their religion has nothing to do with unions lmao

>>83039165
>It's such a uniquely American thing

t. American

They do this everywhere. It's very simple. It's in your interest as a capitalist to paint any alternative as a ticket to hellfire.

(LL, VVV, SS, NN, A/D, Ab, FR, B, M) Over 10 obscenities & profanities & the word "nigger" used in nearly every scene & other racial slurs; 7 murders, 1 attempted murder & bloody fights; unwed, pregnant women, kissing & fondling; nudity; drug & alcohol use throughout movie, children shown drinking & taking drugs & vomiting; reference to Allah being better than Jesus; Bible quoted several times; crosses worn by several gang members; and, 3 robberies, 3 car thefts & anti-social psychotic behavior.

Summary:

MENACE II SOCIETY is the product of MTV twins Allen and Albert Hughes and relates the story of an inner-city, fatherless, black youth who is consumed with anger, violence and despair. The well-made, documentary-like movie and winner of the 1993 Cannes Film Festival Director's Fortnight, contains moral carnage, anti-Christian bigotry and sociological explanations for the evil perpetrated on inner-city blacks.

>>83039201
I guarantee Europeans don't get really mad about taxes because Jesus told them to

>>83039232
Well you're wrong, retard,

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>>83039165
this is extremely confusing to me as well

>>83039232
>>83039258
And capitalism vs. anti-capitalism has nothing to do with taxes.

>>83038939
Shut your mouth you fucking abhorrent beast. If I met you in real life I would be repulsed, disgusted, and driven to suicide if I would have to spend a week with you. Try to step up to me you fucking troglodyte, see what happens. you are repulsive, irresponsible, and your mother was a mistake on the evolutionary progression on the human race. Now tell me you fucking mouth breathing mongoloid, do you dare type a response to me? If you can muser up a coherent response, I might actually show you some respect you cretin.

>>83039285
You're wrong.

>>83039165
Honestly, good question. Capitalism tends to be about the free market. Free market usually means less government interference. Less government interference means you can practice your faith freely.
But, really, it just means corporations control you instead of government.

>>83039165
Protestants, and Americans in general, are all heretics. Most American "Christians" genuinely believe their satanic society is divinely inspired. If Americans had their way, the Constitution and Bill of Right would be put in the bible.

>>83039311
didn't read :)

>>83039377
That's almost literally what Mormons believe.

>>83039424
I know. For the most part, nothing good comes from America or American "Christians".

>>83023250
>CHRISTIANS LMAO

back 2 reddit faggot.

Hollywood is jewish trash and I dont have to read any of their reviews to know they aren't wrong for calling the Jews on it.

>>83039515
5 years ago I would have vehemently argued with you. Today, I get why they call us the "Great Satan."

>>83039558
>calling the Jews on it
Like most American protestants, the site is pro-jewish; They consider an "anti-Jewish worldview" to be a mark against a movie. It's right up there with being anti-Christian for them.

>making fun of kikes is okay
>making fun of sandniggers is okay
>making fun of C********s is off-limits
why tho

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>>83039750
>kikes love taking your money
>muzzies love killing non-muzzies
>Christians (your mom) makes you go to church and leave little fliers on your car

>>83030089
>That said, despite some strong moral elements, the movie’s moral and spiritual content occurs mostly in a context of false pagan religion from the East. The movie’s gender bending story also occurs mainly within that context. The Bible speaks clearly against pagan religion and perverse notions of switching one’s sex. So, media-wise viewers will find YOUR NAME to be unacceptable, no matter how well it is put together. YOUR NAME also contains brief foul language.
The review is basically: movie is good but fuck buddhism

>>83039750
>bad
>bad
>good

simple enough for you?

>>83023250
(HHH, PaPaPa, AbAbAb, Ho, LLL, V, SSS, NN, A, MM) Very strong humanist worldview where man has evolved with an insatiable drive for sexual activity, with very strong immoral elements where rapists run free, prostitutes win trophies and marriage is a matter of a man snatching the woman of his choice, with mocking anti-Christian content where lead actor attends a real Pentecostal church service, goes down at altar call and pretends to get “saved,” plus man feigns gross anti-Semitism to see how many Americans will agree with him and jokes about homosexuality, especially in scenes of and references to a homosexual parade; more than 25 obscenities and profanities, plus some racial and religious slurs; light violence in scene where men wrestle and fight; very strong sexual content and references include homosexuality and pornography; full nudity includes lengthy graphic nude wrestling scene between two men who ride an elevator and continue fight in actual public event, plus man shows woman a pornographic nude photo of his "son"; drinking; and, dishonesty, rapists run free, prostitutes win trophies, marriage is a matter of a man snatching the woman of his choice, and a brand of supposed comedy that ambushes unsuspecting people and attempts to create humor out of their reaction to offensive material.

>>83039884
I think we can all agree fuck Buddhism.

>>83039831
>>83039894
Even if every Christian was the innocent caricature as you portray them to be, which we all know most of them aren't, I still don't understand why anyone would be bothered by some jabs against it on here.
I thought the people who talk about lynching niggers and gassing faggots wouldn't take everything so seriously.

>>83023250
>>83024854
The real original (and woke) site is CNS:
http://www.catholicnews.com/movies.cfm
http://archive.usccb.org/movies/movieall.shtml (pre-2011)

PaPaPa, LLL, VVV, SSS, NN, AA, DD, MMM) Very strong pagan worldview incompetently directed; 42 obscenities, including a few “f” words, and man eats live octopus; very strong violence includes man fights off gang of men with hatchet and punching and kicking but gets stabbed in back, man tortures gang leader by pulling two teeth, gang leader later tries to pull out man’s tooth, severed hand shown, man’s body hits car after he jumps off building, distraught girl jumps off bridge to commit suicide, man strangled, man shoots himself in head, woman tied up and threatened, and man stabbed in head; strong themes of incest include brother fondles sister’s breast and depicted fornication also turns out to have been incest; upper female nudity and rear male nudity; alcohol use and drunkenness; smoking and man is drugged; and, kidnapping rebuked, forced hypnotic suggestions, strong themes of revenge not really rebuked, man framed for murder, gangster agrees to let his hand be cut off in return for new building, gossip results in suicide, and resolution of conflict is deliberately obscure, dark and pretentiously mysterious.

>>83040001
>which we all know most of them aren't
>some jabs
What did he mean by this?

>>83040199
>man fights off gang of men with hatchet

It was a hammer.

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>>83040199
>man eats live octopus
Absolutely devilish

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>>83040199
>incompetently directed

>>83039948
>Borat
Very nice!

>>83040263
Even worse. Using the Lord's Tool in such a devious manner.

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>>83024217
>>83027692


>tfw the /pol/beards literally argue that "comedy should punch UP"

LITERALLY pic related

>>83039750
because christians dindu NUFFIN DEY GOOD BOIS

>>83040554
yeah sunshine, the problem with that chart is, the stuff on /pol/ side is totally fucking real and true while the sjw side is fucking retarded bullshit, or lies. Most people are not triggered by things they get triggered by, most things /pol/ identifies as degenerate ARE legitimately degenerate. False fucking equivalence nigger.

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>>83040748
yeah sunshine, the problem with that chart is, the stuff on sjw side is totally fucking real and true while the /pol/ side is fucking retarded bullshit, or lies. Most people are not triggered by things they get triggered by, most things sjws identify as harmful ARE legitimately harmful. False fucking equivalence shitlord.

>>83039144
As if socialist states have done any better

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>>83023250
>4/4 Stars
>(BBB, CapCap, ACAC, C, PP, Ho, LLL, V, S, A, M) Very strong moral, pro-capitalist worldview that eschews government assistance in favor of people fending for themselves to solve problems, with a message that’s anti-violence and pro-family while showing the importance of fathers and the value of intact homes, as well as a scene of forgiveness, plus movie has a positive view of most African-Americans, despite gang problems and family dysfunction in the neighborhood, and some comical speculation about Hillary Clinton’s sexual proclivities and a barber truthfully but repeatedly has to deny he’s “gay”;

Well, alright then.

(00, Ab, LL, VVV, SSS, NNN, A, D, M) Nihilistic, occult worldview where life is completely meaningless; 13 obscenities & 7 profanities; extreme violence including multiple shootings of zombies; decapitation of zombies, dismemberment of zombies, zombies eat human flesh, multiple shootings of humans with bloodshed, bus runs over woman, bus crashes, & images of corpses & severed limbs; graphic depiction of fornication on a grave of a deceased family member, attempted fornication with the dead, implied sex, clothed groping, prostitution, & sexual talk; full male & female nudity; alcohol use; smoking; and, vomiting, lying & severed head talks.

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>>83041036
>comical speculation about Hillary Clinton’s sexual proclivities

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>moral
Was it kino?

>>83041481
I thought the nudity would give it -1

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>>83041481
Disagree with their review.

>>83028828
jesus was a communist