Name one movie/show where vampires aren't massive sluts.

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"Tales from the Crypt" The Reluctant Vampire

>>83021655
The Strain

>>83021655
Breaking Bad

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Twilight depicts eternal heterosexual monogamy and no sex before marriage

>>83021947
Are any of these movies worth watching? I think I watched the first one a while ago and thought it was boring as fuck.

>>83021655
30 days of night

>>83021655
Let The Right One In

Nightwatch

Daywatch

The sexy vampire is basically just American.

>>83021655
None because they're supposed to be a metaphor for addiction and disease

>>83021655
Blade?

>>83022002
Was about to post this

Great movie

>>83022002
Ooohhg that's a good one too, totally forgot about it

>>83021998
I remember watching the first one in the cinema and liking it
I was a teenager tough

>>83021998
I like them but probably not

Look buddy what else are you going to do when you live hundreds of years and never get older and can only go out at night

What We Do in the Shadows.

>>83022026

I SAID ONE MOVIE, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING READ

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>>83021655

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>>83022097
Find your perfect vampire waifu and cuddle a lot in a comfy pacific northwest town

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>>83022127
>us

>>83022127
Why is the i in being a log of poop?

the night flyers?

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Shadow of the Vampire featuring the Green Goblin

>>83021655
30 Days of Night

But why wouldn't they be sluts?

No STDs, no babies, live forever. What else are you gonna do than fuck everything that moves?

>>83021655

That's what Vampire are, stupid.

>>83022099
Do you like basghetti?

>>83021998
The last one is so bad it's funny.

>>83023184
We're werewolves not swearwolves.

Nosferatu

>>83022908
I imagine that being alive forever would make base physical desires like intercourse seem less fun

>>83021655
Adventure time

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No one is gonna mention this Vampire kino that "starred" Jack Bauer and Bill S. Preston Esq. ?