Cannes film festival

2x7
>trash

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>>83021912
those aren't french critics
Pic related are french

based french btfoing Haneke and giving good reviews to an anti pc movie

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/may/21/happy-end-review-michael-haneke-isabelle-huppert-cannes-2017

>Happy End review - Michael Haneke's satanic soap opera of pure sociopathy

Of course he gets 5 stars. He's gonna win it.

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>mods/jannies get upset and delete old thread
>thinking a new thread wont devolve into the same thing

Haneke is the

>fedora
>Tool
>neck beard
>atheism
>prog metal

Of film

>>83023617
>tool
>prog metal

damn, haneke isn't that good

yes hello I am here for the beautiful Cannes waifus

>>83023430
0/10 they're just butthurt haters

>>83023388
>Be a sadist
>Can't torture people irl because of jail
>Become filmmaker and torture your characters and the audience
>When someone calls you out about it just blame the audience for accepting that violence
>Win two palme d'or


You cannot stop him

>about to whack it to neckfu
>mods delete thread

Nice one, hotpockets.

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>mfw adam sandler is probably the frontrunner to win best actor

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welp time to get postin

>tfw no refnkino this year

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>>83021163

>>83025071
>tfw Adam Sandler kino revolution

>>83025071
Garrel has also some chances

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First review for How to Talk to Girls at Parties

indiewire.com/2017/05/how-to-talk-to-girls-at-parties-review-nicole-kidman-john-cameron-mitchell-cannes-1201818390/