Let's go back to that gabagool you were telling me about

let's go back to you wearing skirts during our sessions

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>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

hehe

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>*flup*

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M O M M Y

>>83007668
M O M M Y
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>>83008503
What do you think Vito did to Jackie Jr.'s body?

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>>83011157

>TFW she's an insufferable, obnoxious, vapid "Hollywood" woman in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHmWBQW8Io

>>83011408
Der untermensch, mein erzfiend

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It was pain meds ton'

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What would you do in her place?

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>>83007810
Just finished the series, finally understood the pasta.
What the hell was that ending

>>83012164
feed that scumbag to the pitbull. Wonder how many girls that guy has raped since then.

>tony becomes belligerent during therapy

>>83012349
>t. brainletissimo

>>83012349
Tony suffers a stroke and dies immediatly, too much gabagool

>>83012403
that's actually a good point. If the shrink lady doesn't want to be responsible for his demise, she may have to accept that he could strike again

>>83007668
well it was salted, aged and filled with fatty nitrates. i ate half a pound of it

>>83009114
She looks almost exactly like my aunt bernice

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Does this fat cunt have any redeeming qualities?

>>83012758
Literally the female version of Tony

>>83012785
Exactly but it was also to show that Jan and Tony were full of shit when they kept saying that they were products of their environment with a shitty mother and a mobster father. They chose the life as the wealth and the notoriety attracted them while their sister became a normal citizen with a normal family without any fucking drama.