This is Nicolas. Say something nice about him.

The Neon Demon was by far my favorite film of 2016.

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>>83001897
You have a pretty wife. Would fuck.

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>>83001897
I like your sense of fashion

>>83001897
Hi Nicolas, I really liked your Tuborg commercials.

I thought you handled that coconut quite well.

>>83001964
Clearly you're mentally ill

Seek help

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>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>lost virginity at 24
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then getting limp, obvious self-insert
>cried during his first meeting with the Goose
>kissed him on the red carpet at Cannes
>kissed Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>said he now only watches movies on an iPhone
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>has no neck

Definitely /ourguy/

>>83002324

The Neon Demon is my new pleb-filter.

If you don't rate it at least 7/10 you're a pleb and should never discuss film again.

he looks like he has a strong neck

>>83002324
Post your favorite of 2016 then, faggot

>>83002631
Angry birds

>>83002722
shit

>>83001897
Strong jawline

>>83002382
Every critique people air at this film is so fucking dumb.
"it's too slow"
"it's confusing"
or they just get offended because it's apparently misogynist, too.

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>>83002806

Don't forget the classic "it's style over substance".

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>>83001897
/ourguy/

>>83002149
can't cuck the refn

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>>83002329
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something

100% our guy

>>83002329
>>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
Whar kinnda toys did he buy?

>>83003210
Gundum robot figurines

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>>83003203
it's a power blanket that his mom gave him when he was shooting his first movie

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>>83002149
Step aside.

>>83002329
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring

Sauce? He's constantly talking about how his wife always berates him

>said he now only watches movies on an iPhone

what

>>83002329
>>83003082
Yup, can't be more /tv/ than that.

>>83002722
Fuck. Can't argue with that... Now I feel exposed as an utter pleb.

Does any other director rival Refn's autism? Or he is the ultimate autist?

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>>83003082
That's the short version. It only gets better.
they basically tag-teamed her!

>>83005654
actually a lot of directors do. And most are unbearably cunty and "artsy" about. At least Refn is always as straightforward as it gets.
He's just a no-filter-guy and since he's an artist, I'm totally okay with that.

https://youtu.be/zEXQjc651Vk?t=2m56s

Doesn't get any more /ourguy/ than this.

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>>83002329
and there's more:
>described TND as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes until there was little more than awkward silence in response to that notion

>>83006050
he sure loved the necrophilia scene...
Well, they appear to be actual buddies though (even though my autism is triggered by them not knowing the difference between telepathy and telekinesis)
https://youtu.be/5Se4wv9tz58

>>83006072

what the fuck is going on in that webm?

>>83002735
not him but mate u r a plebe

>>83003390
Is that his wife's son?

Daily reminder that OGF is kino
also elle is a qt3.14

>>83006152
>So what do you do?
>...
>...
>...
>I move furniture

>>83006932
Refn doesn't have sons, only daughters

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>>83006961
Bingo

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>>83006864
Watch this 8 part interview and you'll find out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGfu6AGkgHY

pusher 2 saved my life

>>83007263

I can't handle that much cringe.

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>>83006152
this triggers me

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>>83003390
It's Nicolas and his wife's boyfriend.

>>83007263
Those Danes are really talking backwards, aren't they? There's no way that's an actual language.

>>83008547
I get the feeling they have difficulty expressing even the most straight forward questions,like they lack the vocabulary or something.

>>83008714
Do you speak any other langueage than english?

>>83007263
a danish guy once told me that dane humor is all about "irony without the hints". I still dont know what the fuck was going on during those interviews, who was being serious and who was being facetious. It's a serious mind boggler

>>83009706
No langueage,but I do speak other languages.

>>83008714
From what I know they have an extraordinarily expansive vocabulary... only it's so expansive that two guys might be talking about the same thing and end up thinking they were talking about completely different things.

>>83010574
Then which ones might that be?

>>83010576
I´ve never met two people who didn´t understand each other at least to some degree, and while we do have a big language, its not much bigger than english or other germanic languages

>>83010736
>Then which ones might that be?
Ask your mum :^)

>>83010576
Ah so they trying to hard to sound smart.
Got it.

>>83001897

His cinematography and eye for composition is as good as a young Stanley Kubrick.

>>83002329
He is very autistic and /ourguy


BBC LIVE INTERVIEW SWEARS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQIp2ydZhAo

>>83010988
He should have just continue like that.

"Oh, sorry... So, as I was saying, it's like fucking"

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He cares about his children's future

>>83001897
Props to kissing elle fanning. Imagine pounding her and making her eyes roll back while you suck on her neck.

>>83003358
Is he the best looking director ever?

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>>83011866
Oh boy, here we go again.
But yes, Elle's neck is sexy as fuck. So are her clavicles and pretty much everything else about her

>>83001897
I farted very loudly once.
It was a blast.

>>83002149
kekkled

>>83001897
>tfw no Refn movie at Cannes this year

;_;

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>>83013950
he sure knew how to build up violence in "Drive", I'll give him that. Only that in this case it's OGF they're talking about and that movie contained very little in terms of buildup. The violence in that movie was more gratuitous, more Tarantino-like if you will.

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>>83014326
OGF contained a ton of buildup. The whole thing builds to his fistfight with God. It builds up to God killing Mommy so Goose can cut her open and feel the inside of her womb again.

at least he knew he was getting too weird with it

>>83011817
MEDIC!

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watching the fucking 4 hour danish refn interview now

on part 2 of 8.

i like how he keeps crying and then the other dude kind of laughs at him.

>I have a deep hatred of men.
my nigga

>>83009858
That's what got von Trier in trouble.

>>83002382
this

Refn is actually making a series for Amazon right now, its called Too Old to Die Young

>It explores the criminal underbelly of Los Angeles by following characters' existential journeys from being killers to becoming samurais in the City of Angels.

Starring Miles Teller

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>>83015845
>Miles Teller
well that sucks

>>83002149
Refn cucked Von Trier without even doing anything. What a badass?

>>83001897
He is a visual god and one of the best genuine auteurs working today

>>83015960
I think that Refn can make it work. Refn was also making this

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/01/nicolas-winding-refn-the-avenging-silence-synopsis-crime-saga-1201767537/

But maybe it turned into Too Old to Die Young? Avenging Silence would be kino

>>83005654
All of them? Refn's persona in interviews is mostly an act, this is quite evident if you watch earlier his earlier interviews. Also, in an interview not that long ago he described himself as an entertainer

Most directors have poor social-skills and are autistic in their knowledge and appreciation of films

>>83001964
The Neon Demon is unironically a great film. Not Drive-tier, but it's still really well-made.

I have no idea why /tv/ throws hissy-fits ahout it.

>>83015349
I loved it but the last part is kinda bittersweet without spoiling it

>>83016247
>I have no idea why /tv/ throws hissy-fits ahout it.
/tv/ is full of teenagers and manchildren that love capeshit. Real films upset them, especially when they're not action-packed or starring an autist they can relate to (see Drive)

>>83005850
>I will not be cucked

>>83010862
eheh no. Refn is flat

>>83010862
You mean Killer's Kiss/Fear and Desire-era Kubrick? Yeah, I can agree with that.

>>83011817
Kek

>>83011817
>Lars wants to fuck that

The guy has some serious issues.