Explain the plot of Alien Covenant without using the letter e.

>>83000262
Dumb

Decent visuals with boring back story.

"its terrible"

Shit story, nothing good at all from it.

>>83000286

I'm stupid.

It's about ayy lmao's

>>83000262
>David is bad
>David has black goo
>black goo grows ayy lmaos
>David has goo
>grows ayy lmaos
>ayy lmaos kill humans
>humans kill ayy lmao
>David snuck onto ship
>probably will grow a lot of ayy lmaos

Having not a watch of it, I think it is about a class of things that kill humans for sport and food. Such things inhabit a distant world but go to ours at the last act of the filme.

Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the universe, members of the colony ship Covenant discover what they think to be an uncharted paradise. While there, they meet David, the synthetic survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition. The mysterious world soon turns dark when a hostile alien life-form forces the crew into a deadly battle for survival.

bad things kill guys so guys try kill bad things
but all buy farm anyway

>>83000262
A black thing attacks and kills humans.

WE WUZ THE BAD GUYS ALL ALONG

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>>83000262
A bunch of morons find a human-hosting habitat, and an android fucks with organisms and births a colossal iconic dickthing.