BITCH I LOVE YOU

IF I EVER MEET GEORGE BUSH, I'D LIKE TO PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN HIS STUPID COCK

SHIT... BITCH

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD.

I MEANT THIS THING, NOT MY DICK.

FUCK SALT
U
C
K

S
A
L
T

I'D LIKE TO TITFUCK HER ASS

THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE

>>82999791
*eats wiener*

TONIGHT

ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS TITS

>>82999848
UPDATE

FASHION BUG

Who's the faggot with the tuba?

>>82999865
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT, SO FUCK HIM

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A "PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT"?

>>82999904
That's our dad!

>>82999918
SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF SHIT

Dad there's some white stuff on the floor..

I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse shirt?
T-guy:What the fuck you talking about?
Son:Well there's his ears and his face
T-guy:That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt

YOU'RE 92 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ALF IS??

AND NOW HE SPENDS HIS TIME

WITH HIS ASS

UP HIS ASS

BOB SAGET

LOOK MA I'M ROADKILL!

LOL!!!!

Yeah you strut your stuff you FAGGOT

>>82999938
Oh SHIT! SORRY!

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

>>82998134
>*Magnum theme comes on
>Tourette's guy starts to run in the house
AAAAHH SSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT

RONALD MC'GOD DAMN DONALD