What is some Christian kino?

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>>82988562
Kate is my waifu, I'm claiming her now.

>>82988562
>tfw no god centered gf

>>82988562
Looks like Marie McCray.

>>82988562
uh wow, delete this picture of my wife please. NOW.

>>82988562
don't you mean slut kino?

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The gospel according to St Matthew

>>82988591
>Not Max
Fuck off

>>82988562
>ayy

Kate a cute! CUTE!

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>>82988704
not even close anon

>>82988701
>le quirky hipster
nah m8

>>82988734
>le boring christian girl

>>82988801
>boring
Episode 2 was the best out of all of them.

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>>82988562
>came into this thread looking for legitimate recommendations
>13 posts of waifu faggotry and 1 recommendation

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>>82988591
>>82988701
>kate
>max
You guys have shit taste. I bet you killed Chloe off at the end of the game, too, didn't you? I bet you also didn't side with Kenny in TWD.

>>82989212
Only retards kill Chloe. Kate's still cuter

I am not ashamed

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AHEM

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>>82988562
Can someone please tell me who this is or who she's cosplaying? If it's just one random pic then nvm.

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>>82989313

>>82988732
that alien is cute!
CUTE!!

>>82989101
too bad op didn't do the same as you, idiot

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>>82988732

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>>82989376
The best modern Christian films are the Snyder DCEU trilogy, portraying brilliantly the heroic figure struggling to achieve Christ-like living,

>>82989338
She's cosplaying Kate from life is strange

>>82989258
>letting an entire town die for a self-absorbed asshole who is literally dumb enough to fall asleep and get stuck on a train track, fire a gun without any training and shoot herself, and worst of all says "hella"
Seriously, Chloe deserves to die, it's just natural selection

>>82989485
>just natural selection
then that should be the hillbilly fucks getting culled by the storm. nothing more natural selection than that,

>>82988562
The Mission is Robert kinero

>>82988562
>that pencil neck
I could crush it with my bare hands! Then, after glorious battle, I'd break her spine and give her a warrior's death

>>82989485
It isn't about Chloe's character at all. Max has no proof that resetting would fix anything. She has proof that tampering more with time would just make things worse.

>>82988562
B-Barron?

>>82989672
Her parents will love you!

>>82989672
i'd love to just slowly choke her and watch her struggle and fight fruitlessly while fear builds in her eyes. then as soon as she gives up i'll release her and we'll cuddle for a bit.

>>82989652
only serious answer in the whole thread

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>>82989707
He was assigned the finest team of transgender specialists after his father became president

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You shall love whether you like it or not. Emotions, they come and go like clouds. Love is not only a feeling; you shall love. To love is to run the risk of failure, the risk of betrayal. You fear your love has died; perhaps it is waiting to be transformed into something higher. Awaken the divine presence which sleeps in each man, each woman. Know each other in that love that never changes.

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>>82989212
>DUDE WEED HELLA LMAO IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT EXCEPT MINE!
No fucking thanks

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>>82989376

>>82988562
who is this?

>>82988562
>>82988591
Stop posting pictures on my wife, thank you.

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>>82990561
But I love her.

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laus Deo

>>82990749
where does Passion fall on this?

>>82990786

> Icon Productions is an American-Australian independent production company founded in August 1989 by actor/director Mel Gibson and Australian producing partner Bruce Davey

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>>82990585
Nice to see Zeffirelli's Jesus on the list.

>>82989750
will u kill her afterwards

>>82988562
>>82988591
Kate is literally, *literally*, the only likable person in that whole game.

>>82991032
I'll kill her anus and throat with my dick if ya know what I mean

>>82990294
who is this qt

>>82991032
no i'd just strip away her independence until she's completely dependent on me and then enjoy life with a cute sex slave

>>82991070
>no i'd just strip away her independence until she's completely dependent on me
how u do that

asking 4 a friend

>>82991146
very carefully

>>82989212
I'm listening to Johnny Mercer and this is cracking me up.

>>82988840
Episodes 3 and 4 were better.

>>82990543
>No Dekalog

>No Intolerance

Shit list. But I forgive you fellow christian.

>>82989700
You're basically trying to find a plot hole in a game that isn't actually about the plot (it's about the characters and atmosphere). The *intention* was that going back and letting Chloe die *would* stop the storm.

>>82989485
It sort of bothers me when people describe Chloe this way because it shows such a lack of empathy. After seeing how Chloe turned out in the universe where her dad didn't die and she was paralyzed, you should have gotten a more fundamental understanding of why she's such an immature asshole in the prime universe. She was shitty because shitty things had happened to her and that *should* make you empathize with her if you're not a piece of garbage.

Is "Silence" worth checking out?

Also, I'm currently converting from Athiest to Protestant at the moment.

>>82991369
And beyond that, she grows up by the end and becomes more self aware about everything.

>>82991385
>converting from Athiest
*tips menorah*

>>82989652
where do I even download this

>>82991426

Why would you tip it? The candles would fall everywhere.

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>>82988562
believe it or not, but Valhalla Rising is pure Christian kino

>>82991494
how does she keepa femenine face

>>82990543
Why does Brother Sun Sister Moon never get any love

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I bet kate has a hairy muff

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Hahahaha!!

Fuck you reddit

>>82991385
>I'm currently converting from diarrhea to vomit

Cool Hand Luke
The Apostle
Any movie that Dolly Parton is involved with.

>pls reinforce by beliefs

Get foooookd

>>82991597
By not using steroids or hormones.

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>>82991369
Sure that's where they going for but their execution was terrible and failed to convince me and others that Max would actually risk everything and go back to the beginning of everything. Unless Max read the script, she wouldn't even think twice what to do.

Any practical wisdom of holy books can be adopted without the faith.

Do you really need God to live a decent life?
Why not make the life decent for the sake of making it decent instead of a carrot/stick punishment of afterlife?

>>82991885
>Why not make the life decent for the sake of making it decent

Why bother? If there's no god then I can do whatever I want and it won't matter at all. You're just saying, "Adopt my subjective values."

>>82991845
That's fine, but you're still just exploiting plot holes to theorize about what the story really means, which is stupid.

>>82988562

Christians are only capable of making vapid flicks like God's Not Dead.

>>82989652
This is unironically the greatest movie ever made.

>>82991991
I hope you're not atheist or agnostic. You're too weak for it.

>>82989454

It's called feminine features you retard.

Nude nuns with big guns

>>82992134
If there is no god why would a person's weakness or strength matter at all?

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>>82991681
Delete this post and never make one like it about kate ever again you filthy animal.

>>82991991
The teachings of Jesus are our biological functions and prerogatives dressed in a old capeshit story.

If you can't see how they improve our lives without the whole punishment aspect, then you're not a good atheist, Christian or a human being.

I have close to none belief in the supernatural and I respect holy books.

>>82991369
Sure. Still doesn't change the fact that the life of one dropout with no future who keeps getting into darwinian situations is not worth the life of literally everyone else in the town

>>82992434
Sure, the needs of the many obviously outweigh the needs of the few from a utilitarian perspective, blah blah blah. And I would respond to that by saying that I don't think there are many of us who could bring ourselves to kill someone we deeply love for the sake of a town we hardly know.

>>82992380
>The teachings of Jesus are our biological functions and prerogatives dressed in a old capeshit story.

And in a godless world I would have no obligation to follow them.

>If you can't see how they improve our lives without the whole punishment aspect, then you're not a good atheist, Christian or a human being.

What "improves" my life would be entirely subjective and up to me alone. Again, I could do or not do as I please. Whether you are "good" (whatever that means) or not wouldn't matter at all.

>I have close to none belief in the supernatural and I respect holy books.

Congratulations.

>>82991037
>not liking Joyce

Fucking faggot, kys.

>>82992935

You sound like a literal sociopath. If you have any shred of emotion, attachment, or empathy you would be able to easily understand certain moral imperatives that are objectively positive for society and benefit you both directly and indirectly.

>>82991037
>who is Max
>who is Chloe
>who is Dana
>who is Victoria (by the end, at least)
>who is Joyce
>who is David
Eliminate yourself

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>>82992367
do you think kate ever has extremely horrible diarrhea?

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>>82993106

>Chloe
>likable

>>82993083
I'm playing devil's advocate, anon. The fact that the only thing you have at this point is an appeal to emotion means you might want to rethink your view.

>>82988562
who is this

>>82988562
The Devils (1971)

>>82993241
Pleb detected

>>82993541
Edgy teenager detected

>>82993248

But emotions are actually a very important trait that help make us social creatures who desire to cooperate with each other, and that's the core of morality. If everyone were a sociopath, things wouldn't work out the same way because people would only seek superficial usefulness out of the people around them and then discard those people as they drop in usefulness, which would ultimately lead to society crumbling away. The fact that we have empathy and feelings of attachment makes us understand what it means to hurt another individual and why that's undesirable (I don't like being hurt, other people must not like being hurt, let's all agree not to hurt each other), in addition to spurring on our drive to protect each other, which is important for survival and society as a whole.

There are plenty of secular methods to reach morality and it's a very ignorant view to insist that a world without a god is one where morality can't matter and nothing can ever be objectively agreed upon. It shows you don't understand what morals actually are or what their function truly is in the first place.

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>>82988685
Christ, that girl is near identical to this one girl I talked to online everyday as a kid. Wonder what she's up to now.

>>82988562
The exorcist

>>82993865
>online

Sorry to break it to you, but that wasn't a girl and those pics weren't of the person you were talking to.

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>>82993954
Nah, we sent videos of our faces all the time and did stupid shit we asked.

>>82988562
There's really no such thing because every time they make a movie about Christianity the makers of the movies always misses the point.

Just watch any movie about the life of Christ, it's always inaccurate and told in a hippie kind of way, totally missing the point of the whole message, or just twisting it in a blasphemous way like that movie the last temptation of christ, which portrays Christ in a Freudian way.

Anyway the best Christ movie I've seen so far is probably Mel Gibson's, but even that has a lot of inaccuracies in it.

Also Hollywood are run by Christ-haters anyway.

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>>82994012

Well, good on you, then. I wish I met a real girl online as a kid.

>>82993106
I saw a .gif once of Victoria sucking dog cock. I enjoyed it.

>>82995460
lmao

http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/122981

>>82995742
Yeah, that's the one.

>>82990543
>no Ordet
>no Dekalog

>>82993475
Alexandra Gaier

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OOPS
SOMETHING JUST FELL

>>82989652

Jack Croel of Newsweek calls The Mission "explosive, a sweeping spectacle". Jean Chalot of the Today Show says "it's a remarkable film". William Wolfe of Ginet News Service calls it "awesome and breathtaking". And Dennis Cunningham of CBS News says "it's a sheer contender for movie of the year". Robert De Niro; Jermey Irons; The Mission.

>>82996715
https://youtu.be/a7TQKjKA6TI

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>>82988562

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>>82990749
>>82990585
>>82990543

I don't see pic-related anywhere in there.

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>>82988562

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>tfw you will never tickle torture Kate's pure, soft Christian feet

>>82993106
>>82993241
>>82993541

Chloe was the actual antagonist of the game

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She's been in a bunch of good-natured Christian stuff, most recently Christian Mingle.

>>82991385
>I'm currently doing what my social circle tells me to do

>>82992999
trips confirm dinerfu

>>82993106
>who is Chloe
>who is Victoria
wat

daily reminder that only losers with no spines are against Chloe

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>>82997231

God Dammit Dahnald.
Why are you letting your son cross dress?