CASUAL SEX, AM I RIGHT LADIES?

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UNPROTECTED ANAL SEX WITH STRANGERS, AM I RIGHT LADIES?

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UNRESOLVED SEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARDS YOUR FATHER, AM I RIGHT LADIES?

>>82982206
As if you wouldn't let your boss fuck your boipucci if it was easy.

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>So I met this guy at a bar and we go to his apartment and we started having...sex. I know, I know. So he's inside me, and he starts moving his dick in and out and I'm lying there on my back. This went on for a couple minutes and then he made this face indicating he had reached a sexual climax. Anyway, that's all the time I have for tonight. You've been a wonderful audience.

>Today I vagina'd

>>82982206
I thought this was shooped for a second. How can a human being look so disgusting?

>>82982206
God, the arms on her...

ASS TO MOUTH, AM I RIGHT LADIES?

Amy is getting laid more than all of us

Just let it sink in

>>82982206
>I had my period today, I know I know. Its gross. It smells really bad and blood comes out of my vagina. No sex with a stranger tonight I guess!

Tv was in the wrong here it was britty funny

>>82982206
>>82982308
>>82982456

Pottery top lel

>>82983002
HOWEVER

MY VAGINA

>so I queefed into my fart yesterday

HEY GUYS *farts* SO UH *steals joke* MUH *belches* VAGINA STINKS! *hurls feces at the audience*

>>82982988
She's a woman, what the fuck did you expect.

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So uhhh... Fart blood.

Hahahahaha.. I'm kidding. I fucked a black guy last weekend and... I queefed on his dark sausage. You might think you know what happened next.. But he was into it. FART BLOOD. Seriously ladies.. Poo poo pee pee. Fart blood.

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>So the other day I was at a bar when this guy came up to me and asked the time

*scattered giggles from the crowd*

>Next thing you know I'm at his apartment with his penis inside my vagina

*audience members break into rapturous laughter*

>I know, I know. I was just laying there with my vagina being penetrated by this man's penis

*people begin falling out of their chairs and rolling through the aisles toward the stage howling like a chorus of demons*

>I look down and his...

*amy points the mic towards the audience*

*Audience shouts "PENIS" all at once, several people are now bleeding from the mouth from laughing so hard*

>Yup. His penis. Fully inside me.

*black hole forms in balcony seating*

>His dick...which was inside me I should mention...ejaculated.

*audience, now a swirling cacophony of madness, ascends to the 9th plane of existence*

>Anyways, that's all the time I have for tonight. Thanks for coming out guys.

>>82982206
well, at least you're honest about what really triggers you about her

women have too much freedom, there i said it

it would be better if they were more subjected in the long term

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so listen to me guys, so in poland, following me guys? so in poland, theres this new program on comedy central, its this amy, two months later shes gone, got it guys? her program got deleted, shes completely gone from polands cc, what could have caused this?

>>82982206
lol at all of the sexually frustrated virgins ITT.

cya

>>82983963
Go away Amy

>>82983619
I never really cared until I saw that clip of her taunting Steve-O over his best friend's recent death at a comedy roast where he was just an audience member

I hope she gets cunt cancer and it all falls out of her like a collapsed burrito

LADIES

BAGINA

AM I RIGHT?

>>82983952
Prosthetic?

Is this the new film or trainwreck?

>>82984003
This guy touches a lot of vagina, I can tell.

>>82983952
Damn, Amy Schumer looks like *THAT*?!

>>82984119
Why would he do that? They stink like barnyard animals

>>82984119
I'm a girl

>>82984180
lol yeah girls are gross they have cooties /:

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>>82982206
*blocks your path*

Who is fucking that thing? She's always talking about getting fucked but what man with the same or more money than here is fucking her?

>>82984369
She used to date a professional wrestler (WWE). He was ripped.

OINK OINK MUH PUSSY OINK OINK

>>82984018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

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>>82984329

>>82982456
On a side note, isn't sexual feelings towards parents normal? At least as a kid, anyway. Not an adult.

>>82984722
every single "person" in that image is a blight on society

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>>82984744

>>82984744
dis nigga

>>82984779
>>82984825
But it's true.

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>>82984778
Breast cancer survivors are a blight on society? What?

>>82984778
especially the manlets

>>82982206
HORK HORK HORK HORK

>>82982206

kinda mirin' those traps tbqhwy

>>82982753

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>>82984845

>bigger traps than me
>I'm a burly guy, 6'0, 270

How is this possible is she juicing ?

>>82983744
This shit is the result of keeping them in submission.
Locking your kid in a house for the first 20 years and saying "wow should have kept you locked up forever" after you see how retarded you made them is pretty retarded in itself.

>>82984947
Why is that detecting a stick of dynamite?

>>82985019
keeping them submissive is not locking them up you dolt. gettig them to behave and act more according to their bilogy will free them and make them smarter

>>82984947
Would b funnier if it said "clitoris detected" and then there was nothing on the radar.

AM I RITE LADIES?

>>82983952
She looks like the maggie gyllenhal pod racer from phantom menace

>>82985087
>bilogy
>make them smarter

Life imitating art

>>82985033
anti gun pro vagina fishhy smelly vagina

>>82982206
I thought it was just a meme. Then I saw the special.

>>82984119
>being this triggered over amy hate

lmao why dont you go practice beyblades

>>82983904
>getting the jews out of Poland

finally

>>82983952
wtf, I love fat disgusting slobs now

>>82984778
>pillow man is a beautiful person and a wonderful public speaker and inspires others to chase their dreams
ye alright m8

>>82984947
>muh male victims of breast cancer

She reminds me of if Miss Piggy was transformed into a human and decided to be a stand-up comic.

>>82985387
>le wacky non sequitur xD
>>>/r/eddit