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Just walked out of Alien Covenant after enduring 45 minutes of it AMA

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Just walked out of Alien Covenant after enduring 45 minutes of it AMA
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>>82980410
Told you it was shit, fag.
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whats the last for digits of your social?
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Did you pass the second penis exam?
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>>82980440
I should have listened.
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>>82980478
No I bought extra crab legs for the free waiver.
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>>82980537
Did you shoot the theatre?
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>>82980410
>after enduring 45 minutes

You missed a lot, pleb.
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>>82980635
Turn on CNN
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>>82980678
Did it get better or something?
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What was the final straw?
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>>82980678
>calls someone else a pleb while defending ultra-hack Ridley Scott
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>>82980575
Lucky. I'm still barred from my kinokomplex for another 30 days
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>>82980719
no
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>>82980733

The Walter/David interactions were worth the price of admission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNAFeCLDSgE
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>>82980728
The black woman pulling the knife on the baby alien (that was still dazed from being born) and just cowering in the corner holding it out instead of stabbing the fucker. Then the woman closing the door on her foot, breaking her foot, shooting a shotgun 6 times at the alien point blank but missing, then hitting the explosives and getting lit on fire. It went from boring to cringe supreme in 10 seconds.
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Why does he wear the hat?
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>>82980953
>just cowering in the corner holding it out instead of stabbing the fucker

>fat neckbeard wants to play at being and IDF commando
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>>82981111
Never post in my thread again unless you have something to contribute. I don't go watch escapist sci do just to watch trained fighters act like dumb pussies because the director is a hack.
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>>82981231
>Never post in my thread again

Here again. What happens next, tough guy?
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>>82981231
Neither of those characters were trained soldiers retardo one was an ecologist and the other a pilot
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>>82981471
Who cares it was still shit.
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>>82981392
Do it one more time and see what happens tough guy
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>>82980410
Did you try not to suck any cock on your way through the parking lot?
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>>82981630

Sounds salty, bro...better back off.
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>>82980410
Do conspiracy theorists run that shit?
WHITE POWER MY DUDES
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>>82981832
I'm mad as hell now. Be careful
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>>82982103
My favorite song by Drake is when he raps about White supremacy n shiet
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>>82980410

>hand gesture meant to signal 'O', and 'K', exaggerated to signal 'P', and 'W' when the former makes more sense

This is exactly what ufologists do with everything Nasa churns out.
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>>82982170

WELCOME 2 REALITY
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>>82980410
so all scuba divers are white supremacist then?

I swear people are trying too hard to be stupid.
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>>82982369
FUCK YOU
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Now I'm watching Guardians to wash the taste of Alien out. Fuck ya'll for memeing me into watching Alien
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>>82980735
Check out this dumbass.
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>>82980410
Have you record it?
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