What's next for his career?

*burps*
oh excuse me

>>82979791
Omg every sub is like a party sub to him, how amazing

>>82979791
does he really eat the whole fucking thing? is there video of this?

>>82979791
Unironically thought this was a picture of an actor (the person in question) with his kid.

>AND I LEFT WITH THE BEST MAN'S NUMBA

death

>>82979791
the midget does this shit on purpose. also the guy on his left is his gay lover

He was too short sighted

Anyone have that pic of him dragging a frozen turkey on the ground that's almost as big as he is?

Can he even eat the whole thing?

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>>82983012

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That sub is as long as his leg

>>82983119
lmao every time

jonah you have to stop your body is cannibalizing your bones

Blacked

Could you imagine shitting a turd longer than your body

I have so much respect for this guy and his youtube channel is awesome

>>82979791
Why is his torso shaped like a turkey?

>>82979791

holy shit i thought he was just like midget small but he's a walking baby how come there aren't other people like him

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Me on the left

https://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
He's a big boy

>>82984254
MOOOOOOOODS

>>82984254
what the fuck

why

>>82982866

The plot of Austin Powers 4

>>82979791
Loved him as Napoleon in Jack Of All Trades... but that was soon after his Mini-Me run.

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>>82984254

>>82984254
Fucking lmao

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>>82984393

>>82984227
>6"1 5"11

>>82979791
how the fuck can he fit that thing in his stomach

>>82984254
>tfw I just came to this shit
handjobs are my weakness, and she jerked his cock good. Had to mute the vid, tho.

Also, way to ruin his orgasm there, lmao.

>>82982737
underrated post

>>82982938
there is nobody on his left retard

>>82982938
You mean his right

Also he slept with a chick for you to see >>82984254

>>82984254

>she stops jerking when he cums

What the fuck stupid whore can't even give a handjob correctly, send her back to whatever southeast Asian shithole she came from.

>>82984227

>6' vs 5'11

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>>82984254

>>82984254

wtf it's like she's having sex with a baby

>>82986741
but anon sometimes when im cumming its too sensitive!

h..have i been cumming wrong? What should I do? this really got me thinjkin

>>82983119
i legitimately feel bad for him in this pic

>>82983119
how white ppl season their food

>>82987166

stop touching your head when you're cumming you idiot

>>82987187
doesnt he take these meme pictures for reddit?

>>82987221
I have to hold the tip of my penis closed while im cumming and then dump it in the toilet or it gets everywhere.

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>>82984254
Looks like an infant cumming

Why do I have the overwhelming desire to inflict pain and suffering upon him?

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>>82987526
repressed homosexual tendencies?

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>>82979791
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

>>82987308

you don't cum into your hand and then lick it off? What's wrong with you?

>>82987776
>gee jona whyd ur mom let u get so many subs

>Verne Troyer is 2'7", ugly as fuck and out of work
>Peter Dinklage is 4'6", handsome for a dwarf, and stars in arguably the biggest TV show of all time
Verne must be so fucking angry.

>>82984254
I've never wtf'ed more in my life.

>>82979791
Does anyone have that sex tape of him?

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>>82984254
Not only is this fucking bizarre from the get go, but she fucking butchers the handjob.

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>>82987778
dries my throat out and i typically masturabte before i go to bed

>>82984254

He's big for his size. Fascinating

>>82987308
that shoots cum back into your bladder retard enjoy your cumstones

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>>82987928
Verne is a shitty actor and accepts every single meme role he is offered, only has himself to blame. Could had easily found or funded some indie work to cement himself as a real actor but he is hack that can only do commercials.

Some could consider him lucky as if he was born with a normal body he would probably just be a wage slave working a warehouse and fucking landwhales.

He's coming to London MCM Comic Con next month.
Might try to steal him in my bag.

>>82979791
the little freak lives for reddit up votes

>>82987187
why? he is filthy rich

>>82979791
Hopefully Mel Gibson puts him in a movie again.

>>82987308
That sounds like a great way to get a urinary tract infection.

>>82979791
Antman. He dosent even need a special suit

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>>82984254

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>>82984254
>mfw his cock is bigger than mine