ITT: Cast a New Bond Movie

Bond: Damian Lewis
Bond Girl: some orphan from Venezuela, who cares
Moneypenny: some nerdy girl
Bond villain: Bill Wilson, CIA
Female villain: Meryl Streep
M: Bob Odenquirk

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James Bond is a cuck series whose only purpose is to

1. Help Brits feel masculine because fuck knows they have no other masculine aspects
2. Sell brand name products
3. Help Sony/Columbia Pictures pretend it has a valuable action series when most have dropped this series for the turd it is.

Mission Impossible surpassed that Sony trash years ago.

I unironically want Idris Elba to be the next Bond. I like the fanfiction idea that 007 is an alias given out to new agents and that canonically explains why there have been different actors for the same character. I also love the theory that Sean Connery's character in The Rock is Bond and MI6 abandoned him and gave his alias to a new agent. It would also piss maximal people off, which is a bonus. Plus Idris Elba is actually perfect for Bond, if you look past his skin colour.

>>82979099
>I like the fanfiction idea that 007 is an alias given out to new agents and that canonically explains why there have been different actors for the same character.
except that fiction is complete bs and its the same bond till casino royale

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>>82979074

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>>82979052
>Bond villain: Bill Wilson, CIA
Good choice

>>82979140
>till casino royale

So Daniel Craig is using the Bond alias, but all the actors before him are all portraying the exact same character? I don't buy that at all. Isn't Judy Dench in Goldeneye AND Casino Royale?

>>82979274
casino royale is a complete reboot


there IS NO bond alias, its just an autistic fan theory

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>Michael Fassbender as James Bond/007
>Ewan McGregor as the villain
>Vanessa Kirby as Bond Girl #1 (Good)
>Marion Cottilard as Bond Girl #2 (Bad)
>David Tennant as Q
>Claire Foy as Moneypenny
>Anthony Hopkins as M
>Byung-hun Lee as the henchmen

Bond: Jude Law
Bond Girl: Natalie Dormer
Moneypenny: Daisy Ridley
Bond Villain: Christoph Waltz
Female Villain: Zoë Kravitz
M: Tilda Swinton
Q: Matt Smith

Theme: Hozier

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Bond: James McAvoy
Bond Girl: Kathryn Winnick
Moneypenny: Imogen Poots
Bond Villain: Edward Norton
Female Villain: Michelle Monaghan
M: Hugh Laurie

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Who would he play?

Bond is _ Antoine
M is _ Some chck

>>82979459
mr black

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>>82978966
>Faye Marsay

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Bill Wilson as Felix Lieter

>>82979557
Meme actress or not she would be a perfect fit for Moneypenny.

kys

>>82978966
Bond: Idris Elba
Bond Girl: Dafne Keen
Moneypenny: Rooney Mara
Male villain: Stephen Lang
Female villain: Eva Green
M: Aidan Gillen

There's no way this couldn't be at least ten times better than the last few Bond movies.

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>>82978966

Bond: Dan Stevens
Bond girl: Imogen Poots
Villain: Guy Pearce
Moneypenny: Lily Collins
M: keep Ralph Fiennes
Q: Richard Ayoade

>>82980532
Is this a gay porno

>>82978966
>>82979326

>Non British men playing bond

Ew.

Bond: Emily Blunt
Bond Girl: Hayley Atwell
Moneypenny: Felicity Jones
Bond Villain: Jodie Foster
Female Villain: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
M: Jeremy Irons
Q: Michael Palin
Theme: Laura Mvulna

>>82980673
Yes.
It's called James Bondage: Tonguer Balls

>>82978966
This one was alright:

Bond: John Boyega
Bond girl: Daisy Ridley
Moneypenny: Leslie Jones
Bond Villain: Patton Oswalt
Female villain/girl: Amy Schumer
Q: Bill Nye
M: Lena Dunham

Director: Joss Whedon

Theme: DJ Khaled feat: Lil Jon, Young Yeezy, Lul Wayne and Rick Ross

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Riz Ahmed would start out as the villian and Chiwetel isnt reavealed to be the main villian till the end of act 2

>>82981052
>Bond: Emily Blunt
Is it bad if I unironically want this to happen?

>>82981323
You really hate James Bond, don't you.

>>82978966
We need to bring back a Chauvanistic old fashioned bond desu

>>82979303
>casino royale is a complete reboot
that implies that everything up to casino royale was 1 character and everything after was a different character. they just called it a reboot to distance it from the turd that was Die Another Day. Bond is a floating timeline.

>>82981456
Emily Blunt and Rebecca Ferguson are the only acceptable choices for a female Bond

>>82981534
That's why I would cast Jon Hamm

Bond needs to be an old fashioned, suave, chauvinistic dinosaur from a bygone era, who's good at killing people but can't find his way around his cellphone let alone hacking M's laptop.

Craig's tech-savyness was one of the most ridiculous things about the new Bond.

>>82981703
Addition: That doesn't mean he should be a bumbling idiot though. He should be able to disable cameras, know his way around a pen drive and so on. But leave the hacking to the scrawny IT experts in HQ.

>>82981703
No, Bond needs to be English

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One of these guys should play Bond.

>>82981813
Anyone can fake a proper accent with a bit of training.

Also, Connery is Scottish, so know your nationalities if you are going to complain about that.

>>82981780
as I remeber he just guessed her password?

>>82981813
just like connery, lazenby and brosnan

>>82981853
I don't recall... but it was still ridiculous.
In Casino Royale he was also able to pinpoint the Greek guy's exact location from a text message, all by himself.

>>82979074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntm2vpUucwY

>pol visits a mosque

>>82981851
Connery was still British, and a faked accent would not be the same, especially for a British audience

Bond: Charlie Hunnam
M: Ralph Fiennes
Q: Maggie Q
Moneypenny: Hayley Atwell
Villain: David Tennant
Femme Fatale: Natalie Dormer
Henchman: Michiel Huisman
Car: Bentley Continental Sport
Locations: America, North Korea, Japan

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I like the idea of a classic European Bond villain but Guy Henry could also play the villain (with say Charles Dance alternating as M)

>>82981052
An all female version I would actually watch:

Bond: Emily Blunt
Bond Girl: Hayley Atwell
Moneypenny: Felicity Jones
Bond Villain: Kate Beckinsale
Bond Villain Henchman: Rebecca Hall
Secondary 00 Agent: Rebecca Ferguson
American Spy/Ally: Zoe Saldana
M: Lena Headey
Q: Rosamund Pike

>>82979099
>007 is an alias given out to new agents and that canonically explains why there have been different actors for the same character
Doesn't explain why every agent who has taken the name is a liquor-swizzling, wife-fucking, suave guy.

I'll tell you what explains different actors for the same character - it's just different editions of the same character. Why the fuck do all you people want to turn it into an extended universe, this is fanfiction tier

>>82981233
>not James Bummed: Goldfister

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>>82982674
>1215x545

>>82978966
Bond: Daniel Craig
Bond Girl: Kin Min-hee
Moneypenny: Naomie Harris
Bond Villain:Choi Min-sik
Female villain/girl: none
M:Ralph Fiennes

Director: Michael Mann

>>82979427
this is the most cringe inducing thing i have read in a while

>>82978966
lmao, o shit from the thumbnail i thoguht far top right was a heavily dolled up pic of lena dunham, but its faye marsay. its funny cuz if lena dunham was hot, she would look like faye marsay

Bond: Daniel Kaluuya

Bond Girl: Angela Sarafyan

Moneypenny: Zazie Beets

Bond Villain: Justin Theroux

Female Villain: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

M: Donald Glover

>>82983910
everyone on /tv/ has shit opinions, why you got to try an make him feel bad about his?

>>82983911
tbqh it should be Lena Dunham, feminist crowd would finally like Bond because she'd be all like 'You might be Jon Hamm but my body my choice, I am a career girl, screw off' and everyone would be all like YAAAAS QUEEEN.

I am not trolling just keeping it real, it would be cynically a good decision.

>>82981656
There are no acceptable choices for a female Bond. It simply wouldnt be Bond. And the biggest critics of a female Bond would ironically be the SJW's when she gets tortured by a man because muh violence against women.

Now, a separate franchise centered around a female 00 agent in the same universe as 007 I could get behind. But again, the SJW's would blow a synapse the moment a man strikes her.

>>82983385
The Spy Who Buggered Me

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>>82979427

>>82979099
>Thinking that Bond fan fiction is accurate
Except that's wrong, you fucking retard... All of that.