How would you react if this remake was reality?

>>82974865
I would fucking suck start a shotgun

I'd laugh and wait for it to come out to see how hard it bombs.

indifferently

I wouldn't pay to see it and few others would either. It would bomb like that Ghostbusters.

I love war movies they're my favorite genre, I guess, but i never go see them in the cinema anyway.

Let alone female fronted ones. I wouldn't want to see a remake of any war movie anyway. It's frustrating to me when war movies pastiche other older classic war movies instead of just doing justice some forgotten awesome battle.

I look forward to the day antiNazi vitriol dies down so that we can see a good Kursk movie.

Implying you would save her and not blow up the bridge before the Nazis arrived to humilate her before shooting her in the face for Carpozo and the medic

All jokes aside; how long until a Saving Private Ryan and or, Band of Brothers remake?

>>82975599
100%. They're essentially annual if not more regular even than that. Especially if you widen the net to extremely amateur productions. Reenactors make their own grainy cheesefests all the time.


The Longest Day and BoB can't be topped. We don't need another D Day movie for decades yet.

>>82974865
not even shocked anymore
also>>82975414 this, her fifteen minutes are up. Hollywood tried to push her and failed

>>82974865
I would wonder how many vagina jokes are in there

>>82975803
Would love to see A bridge too far remade

I CLAP WHEN I SEE IT, I CLAP

>>82974865
>"War is hell, it makes my pussy smell like an abattoir, like REAL stinky, like, sometimes I'm like to myself, "ok that's one stanky va-J-J" you feel me? This one time I was fucking the guy reverse cowgirl style REAL hard, you know what I'm sayin'? I mean REAL hard, and then I got off that big ol' schlong of his and started suckin' him off, and I swear........ I could TASTE my nasty, stanky, ratchet, fishy ass pussy, right off his dick. It's like I was giving myself a BJ, you feel me girls? I mean, It's unfair girls can't give themselves Blowjobs like guys can. I mean God must be some old crusty mysogenistic white guy, because I'm down here stuck with my fishy ass pussy while guys are just sucking themselves off all day. One day, my mom smelt my pussy, and I swear she threw up, she said, AMY WASH THAT DIRTY PUSSY OUT, and I said, eh no, I like my dirty vagina. I think more girls need to be proud of their smelly vag's, y'know what I mean? Just say, FUCK IT, my pussy stinks, and I can STILL get any man I want, because I'm the QUEEN BEE-ATCH. Private Ryan reporting for duty sir."