ITT talentless hacks

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>>82974148
pic very related. I've never seen a convincing brando performance. Even as in godfather for which he won an oscar, he couldn't even get the non-rhotic accent down.

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You do not remember me

I am Jor-El

I am your father

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>>82974200
now that's talent

>>82974135

Why is there so much shitposting on this board today?

>>82974200
doubles guy is a good actor, fuck you.

>>82974212
His performances in Streetcar and Waterfront are genuine as fuck though.

>>82974242
it's a meme fucking newfag. he's pointing at (you)

>>82974267
>>82974200
damn

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>>82974135
>ITT talentless hacks

>Brando

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>1) While filming Guys and Dolls, Frank Sinatra had to quit for the day after being physically sick when Brando kept deliberately fluffing his lines in the scene where Sinatra has to eat some cheesecake (which he hated).

>2) At a dinner party in the 1960ʼs, Brando asked everyone to strip naked, he himself did so and then taking a lily from a nearby vase inserted up his ass.

>3) Marlon Brando used to give Michael Jackson acting lessons. Actress Pat Quinn once visited them and was greeted by Jackson dressed as Pinocchio complete with long nose.

>4) In the 1980ʼs Brando bought a pair of electric eels. His son Christianʼs unsuspecting girlfriend, while skinny-dipping, was blown clean out of the water.

>5) He used to try to lose weight by hanging upside down, but all he managed to do was choke himself with his own rolls of fat.

>6) While visiting the zoo, Marlon got into a spitting fight with a baboon. Marlon won.

>7) He once gave actress Pat Quinn a necklace made of a real human scalp.

>8) He used to divert his home phone number to that of the LA County Sewage Department and then secretly listen in on the ensuing conversations.

>9) In 1969, he bought himself a raccoon and called it Emma.

>10) He once went to a bar in a wheelchair and when a evangelical woman told him that God would cure him he pretended to be miraculously healed, jumping up in the air before tap-dancing on the table.

Holy shit this guy was autistic

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Prove me wrong

>>82974471
Her acting is fairly decent for someone new to the scene, it's just J J giving her too much freedom with her character and not giving her enough pointers because he can't write a good character if his life depended on it.

>>82974471
>>82974541
Rian save us

>>82974226
>today

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>>82974443
Biggest alpha Hollywood has ever seen. They don't make them like they used to.

>>82974443
He sounds like a real cool fellow

>>82974804
almost as woke as /ourguy/ Mel

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>>82974443
You forgot:

>He was an avid user of the Internet in his final years, often going into chat rooms to start arguments.

>>82975111
I wanted to include that one, but I'm 90% sure it's made up

>>82974135
you.[/spoilers]

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DUDE RANDOM LMAO