http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017
Anyone who's got links n shit, post em.
>>82972623
Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9cPI9u-eM
Links
http://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2017
http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017
>>82972710
Thx bruv
>tfw Haneke gets trashed
I hate that sadist
>>82972819
I can only hope, fellow anon
>>82972623
From the thumbnail, I thought he was grabbing her tits.
Disappointed desu
Bomb alert at the festival, screening of Le redoutable Hazanavicius movie about Godard) is cancelled...
>>82973117
*rapes you*
>>82973345
*rapes you from behind*
9th for Dolan
You cannot stop him
>>82973345
>>82973428
*rapes both of you but with love*
>>82973561
Any HQ pics? Goddamn she looks incredible with that hair.
>>82972746
Is this a Pierre Woodman casting screenshot?
>french couldn't resist the big fat american culture cock
pathetic frogs
>>82972819
>>82973117
Haneke will win
also OKJA SHIT
So the bomb alert was just someone who forgot his bag like always. Le redoutable will be screened tonight and we'll know if it's ou "the last face" of 2017.
>>82973766
could you cut the haircut? and we will use it as the new JUST
>>82973736
His last movie
18. "THE SEARCH" (Michel HAZANAVICIUS) [2.74/53 1.6]
>>82973736
A Godard biopic is like the last thing we need right now.
>>82973845
Damn.
81. "LOST RIVER" (Ryan GOSLING) [3.33/36 1.8]
82. "THE SEARCH" (Michel HAZANAVICIUS) [2.97/69 1.6]
>>82973736
There's always at least one, and with that lineup, that's the only one it's particularly likely to be.
>>82973766
wonder if the pusy matches the drapes
>>82973904
based pusyposter
>>82973766
why do women do this
>>82973874
>WE NEED
lol, who the fuck are you? why do you say we?
>>82973904
>>82973921
watch Personal Shopper and stop shitposting
>>82972623
BRUH
>>82973946
I know you are just trolling, but put it in perspective. All of the French films in competition are looking backwards.
>>82973946
Calm down. He clearly meant "we" as in "the world".
The Square is the favorite. Loveless is the runner-up.
SUSPICIOUS BAG FOUND DURING HAZANAVICIUS's LE REDOUTABLE
NOT A DRILL
HANEKE COULD BE INVOLVED, INVESTIGATION SAYS.
When is The Beguiled premiere?
>>82973766
WTF is Justin Bieber doing in Cannes? Shouldn't he be in Monaco sucking Lewis Hamilton's dick?
>>82973117
Wow
Who's the autistic manlet on the red carpet right now?
>>82973117
Oh shit!
>>82972623
Check out those cannes eh
>>82978057
Cannes is pronounced can
comfy
>>82978179
Would be a shame if some truck driver lost the control of his vehicle and ran down all those people during a film
>>82978283
Shame? It would be truckino and probably win palm d'or right then and there
>>82978179
what a bunch of pretentious knobs
love for there to be a mini-tsunami that drenches all of them
>>82978179
its a shame they will be bored to death
Leave Palme d'Or to me
>>82978886
Can't wait to watch his new cringe-kino desu