>If you kill me, i win

>"No man can defeat me."
>"I am no man! "
>removes helmet to reveal a girl

>>82968807

>"no man can defeat me"
>"I am no man"
>reveals feminine penis

>"No man can defeat me."
>"I am no man! "
>removes helmet to reveal a girl

>"No man can defeat me."
>"I am no man!"
>removes helmet to reveal a man.

>If I kill myself, I win

>"No man can defeat me."
>"I am no man! "
>removes helmet to reveal a numale

>>82968807
Name two kinos where this happened

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>>82968807
>think this was some bullshit added in the film to appeal to women
>its literally taken word for word from the book

>>82968994
13 Reasons Why

>>82969098
tolkien is a hack
>names his main villain sauron
>name's his main villain's henchman sauron-man

>>82968807
>removes clothing to reveal micropenis and tits
>unleashes laser katana

>>82969287
And we STILL don't know his tax policy

>>82969287
Wow so a hack is someone who doesn't accommodate your chimp brain.

>>82969287
>names his original race Hobbit
>names their main town Hobbiton

>>82969098
However in the book it was very much a team effort between Eowyn and Merry to kill him.

>>82969721
Watch the movie again. Merry still takes him down initially by stabbing his leg

>>82968807
>"No man can defeat me."
>"I am no man! "
>removes helmet to reveal a manlet

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>>82968535
>If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world will stay the same

>>82970660

Not when you've already killed tens of henchmen on the way to the killer.

>>82970660
what if you kill two killers

>>82969098
it was? I remember it working in the book only because the sword she used was from Numenor or something like that

>>82968535
If he has a bomb with a dead man switch that's literally true