ITT: Clothes you'd wear if you were a superhero

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Guess my powers /tv/

>>82968436
None cause I'd call myself The Flash

>>82969019
kek

>>82968951
Being special!

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Sammy's outfit for his tedtalk.

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LOL

>>82969019
The Streak would be better

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DUDE

>>82969019
that's what your ex said

>>82969349
WEED

>>82969846
LMAO

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something akin to Sean Connery in Zardoz, however my weapon would be a Barco adjustable spanner covered in lube

>>82969676
That's dope

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Looks much more comfortable than wearing a cape

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I'm not even joking this is what I'd wear. Then when I constantly save (white) people it would make them question some things.

>>82971365
>it would make them question some things.

Like why you're such a sociopathic piece of trash that you let certain people suffer?

>>82971411
A white person is much less likely to be a murderer/drug dealer/single mother/maker of single mothers/etc. Superheroes are all about the greater good my man.

My favourite thing would be when the media covers the actual real life superhero, they would probably constantly bash me despite all my great works.

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>>82968436

>>82971491
If you want to talk likelihoods, the likelihood that a member of any race is a criminal is minor. So in all likelihood you let innocent people suffer. Wow such a hero.

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>>82971521

>>82968951
Turning real human beans into real heroes.
You're the mentor of superheroes.

>>82971537
I wouldn't just let them suffer honestly. I'd actively remove as many as possible.

But really it's a crime for them to be in my white country to begin with so it all works out.