Ask a guy who's dating a famous Hollywood comedienne/actress

>>82964091
Are you me?

>>82964129
I don't think so.

Does she take good care of her feet?

>>82964091
You you like to go down town, down to the fish market?

>>82964340
Yep, she's a bit of a clean freak to be honest, her feet are well taken care of
>>82964344
I haven't been to the 'fish market' per se. We normally shop at Wholefoods.

>>82964091
Hello, what do you think of Amy Schumer?

>>82964091
Are you Dolph Ziggler?

>>82965067
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>82964091
Lies.

>>82965083
No. I', Kelvinator

>>82964091
your a sick fuck if your dating that pig

>>82965141
You ever gotten yourself checked for STD's? If not I think you probably should.

>>82965340
How rude.

>>82964091
they broke up

>>82965340
You ever consider a woman's personality?? You shallow fuck