Why do Irish actors always talk like they're having a seizure?

You try drinking a bottle of whiskey and keeping your composure while being blinded by boiling hot studio lighting

>>82962380
He's australian...

>>82962583
Wrong.

>>82962694
This..........

Alcohol withdrawal causes seizures and actors can't drink on the set

>>82962583
*kiwi

>>82963128
>kiwi australian...

What did you mean by this?

>>82962583
He's a Northern Irish Kiwi.

>>82963120
>and actors can't drink on the set
what fuckin world do you live on

>>82963290
the real world you fucking moron

>>82964255
the moron world more like

>>82964737
you think your funny kid? I fuck you up

>>82962583
Well I mean he might as well be at this point. Fairly sure he does more stuff over here.

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>>82962380
Did he really talk to a raptor?

>>82965655
fuck THIS *grabs dick*

>>82962380
he looks exactly like my dad

>>82962380
He's not Irish though, he's British/New Zealand nationality, born in the UK to a British Army Officer and an English wife.
Stop we wuzzing

>>82963120
No extras can't drink on the set. Actors can do whatever the fuck they want.

>>82966499
You have a really cool dad.

>>82966545
>He's not Irish though, he's British (which is 50% irish genetically and something like 30% of them can get nationality)/New Zealand(which is 50% irish) nationality, born in the UK(which is over 50%+ irish genetically and was born in IRELAND) to a British Army(of which 30% of all british army soldiers in history were born in Ireland and the English/Scottish/Welsh ones all had 50% irish ancestry anyway) Officer and an English(50% irish genetics and 25% irish nationality) wife. born in Ireland.

>>82966708
>[numerous citations needed]

>>82962380
Sam Neill is Australian lol
I commend your shitposting techniques though, editing Wikipedia is a step too far for most people.

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>>82966708

He is not Irish.

This is this stupid mental gymnastic bullshit that the yanks do because they're all mongrels so they have to say "ah lads I'm x% this"

People in other countries are just from countries, and Sam Neil is not from here.

>>82962583

he's south african moron.

>>82966798
he was born in Omagh, Tyrone, Ireland and lived there for the first 7 years of his life. If he was a black guy born in Africa to black parents and went through African schooling etc for the first 7 years of his life then he would be African.

>>82962380
Sam Neill and I have the same birthday.

>>82967157
You have a really cool birthday.

>>82967339
Thanks!
Also the same as Nas, Amy Winhouse, Boong Joon Ho, and Jeff Loomis.

>>82967121
Omagh, Tyrone, Northern Ireland, the UK you fucking downie.
And African isn't a nationality. Christ, are all Americans this thick?