When did you realize that you were a Jerry?

>>82961476
>married his highschool sweetheart
I will never be Jerry ;_;

>>82961502
>She divorces him after 17 years because of her dad
Probably better this way

When the girl I was "dating" in high school convinced me to let her and her "study buddy" to sleep and have sex in my bed for a week while my parents were away at a funeral in Germany.

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>>82961476
>married
>kids
>had a job
>owns car
>owns home
>not a virgin

I will never be Jerry

>>82961476
I should be so lucky

>>82961554
>married
Nope

>>82961539
lel

>>82961476
Nah I'm more like Rick
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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>>82961476
>tfw realized I was a Zoidberg at 5:20am while on acid

I'm more of a Dirk.

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>>82961585
>i don't know how divorce works
they are still married

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>>82961502
I literally am on my way to marrying my high school sweetheart.
>tfw when my parents-in-law treat me like a right Jerry

>>82961476
>no I'm more like Morty

A loser, retarded, and no one likes me but some of my family.

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>>82961612
I don't need a granddaughter, I'm Tiny Rick!

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>>82961476

>>82961627
I'd also be like Morty but he had sex before.

>>82963061
Does it count as sex if it's with a robot?

>>82963102
Well it did give birth so maybe.

More like Rick because I'm an edgy cunt to hide my immense suffering.