AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

Good, at least she won't turn into old maid.
She should pop a child as soon as possible

>>82960148
Riley here, don't do it m8.

>>82960182
underrated

RODENTPOSTERS BTFO

Fertile bunny

>In 2013, Jones split from her boyfriend of ten years, sculptor and Internet artist Ed Fornieles
>In 2015, she began dating director Charles Guard. Their engagement was announced in May 2017.
If you are with a woman for 4+ years and she hasn't hinted at marriage you are just a pillow warmer she has every intention of upgrading from.

bune

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>>82960182

Imagine being Riley in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, you fuckin' forgettable, all mediocre with your tight body and perfect angelic face. I would totally divorce you, both my instagram self and the real me." when all he really wants to do is hold her in his arms as she stares into his eyes. Like seriously imagine having to be Riley and not only sit in that chair while Mary flaunts her perfect body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her perfect smile and beautifully toned legs, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that instagram post. Not only having to tolerate her mesmerising beauty but her subtle shyness as everyone online tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her soft kissable face form into types of smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been having nothing but a healthy diet of drugs and alcohol and later alleged James Blunt albums for your ENTIRE SEPARATION coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking perfect before, and now you swear you can taste the dread that's breaking out in your balding head as she smiles suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be divorced and sit there and revel in her "civil (for that is what she calls herself)" conversations
, the words she worked so hard on with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this world before the the entire world could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Riley. You're not going to lose the love of your life over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>82960148
stupid whore, I wanted to ask her tomorrow

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>>82960182
MEW is a monster, how could she leave this man

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>kicks the shit out of some kids
>demands a stage to celebrate his victory
>"What about a medal?"
>gets a fucking medal

>>82960148
>You've shown interest in Felicity Jones

How did it work out anon?

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>>82960829
>literally says KIDS championship

this has to be fake

>>82960871
do you really need to ask?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_Brothers
>when your wiki is 100 words
Time is a flat circle. Riley 2.0 soon.

>>82960292
she's overrated

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>>82960942
false

>>82960292
Based Riley dropped this aged flat whore like a bag of bricks.

>>82960252
>>82960148

Aw yeah pregnant bunnyfu incoming.

>>82960880
>>82960829
there are too competitions happening at the same venue. One is a general open, the other is a kids competition.

>>82960749
I'm sad now

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>>82960252

>Advocating for having your own biological children instead of adopting a mong or aids baby

No more work for her i guess

>>82961289
>>82960252
Well she had best get it to it, time is of the essence