*breaths heavily*

M-my vagina... HUNGERRRS

*orders dominos on stage*

Good comedian, or just eye candy?

>>82959967
where did it all go wrong? she had a decent body once upon a time

YOU EVER *hyperventilates* YOU EVER YEAR DA ONE ABOUT MUH BAJYNA *snort*

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See, the joke is that she's a pure product of Jewish nepotism. Practically a poster child for Nazi recruitment.

>>82960020
She isn't very funny and was shoved down americas throats

*smell of poorly wiped asshole fills the air*

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>>82959967
>ear turns piggy
10/10 my lad

>>82960068
kek'd heartily

*moves away from mic to eat burgers*

I can smell the sour fat roll sweat cheese from here

>>82960020
She's just unfunny and the whore jokes lost their effect when she got even more gross.

She used to tell stories on radio back in the day about how much of a skank she was and people would listen, primarily men and praise her for being so forward about being a skankbut really they just wanted a reason to hear some war stories from a slut.

You guys are so mean just because she's a woman. I love her, she's so funny and pretty.

>>82960020

Live by the burger, die by the burger.

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>>82961310
10/10 meme

Watched her latest crapfest flick, shocked when she got her tits out

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>>82961310
this

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>82961310
So... you literally love her?

>>82961408
Are her tits at least nice?

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>>82961544
No

>>82961433

what a bunch of cucks

>>82961544
No lol. flatso

>>82959967
*queefs*

*shits pants*