it was shit

I am glad you made this thread. We don't have any Covenant threads yet, so i was waiting for someone to finally make one. Thanks anon, you're doing god's work.

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you want to know what isn't shit homeboys in outer space check it out if you can find it

>>82955372
*kino

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>David performed lots of genetic experiments over the course of 10 years
>in a dark, dirty cave
>with no laboratory

>>82955518
He's an incredibly smart android on an earth like planet which used to house intelligent life, before he destroyed it. It's not the most retarded thing in the movie.

>>82955372
I liked it. A lot. Don't let 4chan dissuade you from watching it, most can only consume capeshit on this board. Best Alien movie after the original to be honest.

>>82955518
>in the dark with no lab
>literally Engineer tech at his disposal, which he can operate
>literally fucking android eyes
Are you retarded? This movie was bad but I've seen people point out some non-plotholes and it makes them sound retarded.

i just saw it too. i went in expecting to *possibly* be let down after the mixed reviews. honestly it was fucking terrible aside from a few fun scenes

>>82955372
actually, it's certified fresh

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>be Covenant crewmember
>go outside with no space suit
>have to take piss
>starting to get dark
>breakaway from group
>walk 1 mile to relieve myself
>see pic related in woods
What did Ridley Scott mean by this?

>>82955372
Well it only looks and smells like shit. Katherine waterstone sucks

>>82955420
Don't bother 0/10 bonus situation was not discussed.