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>>82923281
Team Good Guy Edition
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Now that the dust has settled, did he do anything wrong?
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>>82955397
He just tried to do right by his kids, even when one of them was the biggest fucking moron of them all.
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>>82955397
literally who
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>>82955480
Hoster Tully.
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Not caught up on recent spoilers, what are the odds that Dany gets BTFO and goes full Mad King villain mode? Will we get the Cleganebowl? Will Sansa actually cheese her way to the top by the end of the series?
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>queen Daenerys, I'm king in da norf
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>>82955480
Some Tully fucking shit
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What was the point of this?
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>>82955397
Hoster tried to do what was best.

Unfortunately he was too rash in his decisions. He pushed his brother, the Blackfish away. He cast Pyter out despite being raised at River Run because Lysa's pregnancy and his duel with Brandon. There must have been a better third option here. He also forced his daughter Lysa to abort the child, which probably caused issues with all her stillborns and miscarriages and the sickly Robin Aryn.

He tried. But he just didn't do what was best.
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>>82955567
I saw a good documentary a fan made on Dorne in the show. It was like four hours lol.

Basically they never intended to go to Dorne ever, but then they casted an actress they fucking loved as Obyren's paramour. So they wrote Dorne quickly to get her to do things for the show. Sadly they didn't plan the shooting of the scenes through, which leads to a lot of fuck ups athestically. The fight choreographer swears there's nothing wrong with the Dorne fighting. The problem was that they couldn't mount cameras anywhere which meant their shots had to be wide angle and basic.
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>>82955632
>He cast Pyter out despite being raised at River Run because Lysa's pregnancy and his duel with Brandon. There must have been a better third option here.

How the fuck is that too rash?

He deflowered a Lord's daughter that was gonna be married off so maidenhead is necessary unless you're in Dorne or ride a lot of horses, knocked her up, and made an outrageous display trying to fight another Lord's heir over the Lord's other daughter.

He didn't do enough to be honest.
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>>82955534
No no and no
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Do Jon and Danny really fuck in a ship?
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>>82955690
Yeah they had just a few hours/minutes of time to shoot the ''water gardens '' because UNESCO of some shit. They should have gone elsewhere.
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>>82955803
Yes.

Fuckboat confirmed

SS Jonerys Boatsex
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>>82955567

It's a parody of the strong independent woman archetype
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>>82955464
which one?
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>>82955363
Is that fucking Gendry in the center
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>>82955363
Does anyone know what country this picture was taken in? Are we supposed to believe that they landed in the north, or has Jon traveled south to meet them?
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Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
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>>82956919
Dany lands at Dragonstone, Jon goes to meet her in order to convince her to help against the Others. Then they both go beyond the wall to capture a wight.
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>>82956919
Country was Spain. and what this anon said >>82957010
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>>82956831
Yes.

Rowboat jokes and Gendry inexplicably wielding a large hammer to pander to the audience incoming
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>>82955567
bad poosy
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>>82957153
You're acting like the rowboat wasn't strength training so that he could wield the hammer
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>>82956919
Spain, the scene takes place at Dragonstone which should be just turning to Winter even though the North has had snow for several seasons now
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>>82956831
Is this gonna be the new HBO spin off

Some sort of ASOIAF A Team sitcom?
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>>82955690
>>82955727
why didn't he just execute LF?
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>>82955397
He should have given Cat to Jon Arryn instead of forcing Lysa to abort and giving Arryn spoiled goods. Eddard could have found his own wife after the rebellion. It's not like the north would be in trouble if he died without knocking a wife up before going to war, Benjen stayed at home.
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>>82955567
I fucking hate them.
I think the whole point of the story part was to get rid of Marcella so she wouldn't be in the way of the plot. The sisters in the book seemed so minor I was sadly surprised they were in the show. They shoulda just offed marcella and skipped the useless dorne stuff.
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>>82958228
Because he was a kid? Because his dad was friends with Hoster? Because he wasn't a riverlander? Because he was practically a son to Hoster?
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>>82955363
reminder dragonlords like dany poop obsidian so not only does she think jon is crazy talking about the white walkers she's rather disgusted with him as he's asking her for her dried out excrement
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>>82958357
Jon Arryn wanted Lysa because she had proven herself to be fertile and he desperately needed the heir
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>>82959300
no, she was basically forced on him
>"You made him take her," she whispered. "Lysa was the price Jon Arryn had to pay for the swords and spears of House Tully."
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Why couldn't Theon defend Winterfell after he captured it back in book 2?
Was it Ashas fault?
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>>82959384
Cat admits in that same paragraph that Jon wanted a wife who had already been pregnant. Jon didn't love Lysa, but he knew it was a smart match
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>>82959499
That's his only benefit out of the situation. There's probably hundreds of other fertile women he could've married, but he had to take a soiled one because it was part of the deal.
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>>82959392
Because the people trying to retake the castle knew it just as well as he did, because the Ironborn don't know anything about seigecraft, because he didn't command the respect of his men, and because Ramsey was fucking with him
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>>82959558
How is she supposed to prove she's fertile if she's a virgin? Lysa could prove that she was fertile and came with an alliance with a Great House. There were precisely zero other potential brides who came with that many benefits. The only downside was that Lysa was awful, but Jon knew how to make a political decision over a personal one.
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>>82959611
I'm just saying that being proven fertile is the only positive he gets out of it, when he'd probably rather not take the marriage unless it was necessary for the alliance, which it was, so he did.
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>>82959656
It's a great alliance, though. The alliance is the best part of the marriage. The only other Great Houses he could have married into would have been Lannister (unlikely) and possibly Tyrell (Mace's sisters were likely already married by now). The Riverlands are a wealthy and fertile region which share a long border with the Vale. Lysa is a catch for Jon, with the ONLY downside being that they don't particularly like each other.
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>>82959747
>Lysa is a catch for Jon, with the ONLY downside being that they don't particularly like each other.
also being deflowered, which he wouldn't have been happy about
Cat says the arryns are prickly and shit
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>>82959808
That's my point, it makes Jon dislike her, but that's it. It isn't publicly known that she wasn't a virgin, so it doesn't reflect poorly on Jon
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>>82959847
Yeah, all I was saying is that he wanted the alliance but not the wife, but ofc he had to take one to have the other.
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Won't normies be put off when the hero fucks his aunt?
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>>82960132
>implying normies will even remember that they're related
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>>82960149
I think a lot of them didn't even understand the importance of the reveal scene and what it was actually revealing. After watching it with my dad, he went "damn, so Jon is actually a Baratheon?"
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>>82959896
While her being used before marriage isn't something Jon would have been able to get over in his personal life, her pregnancy was kind of a good thing for the alliance. Main branch of house Arryn was dying. His nephew and heir was murdered by the mad kind, and he has spent like 30 years with an infertile woman. Lysa having proven herself to be fertile is actually a bonus.
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>>82960425
>expecting normies to know a character who didn't even appear on the show
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>>82960132
wow, look at that bear arm, it's actually bigger than jon snow's
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>Dude what if we make manderly a coward and Small jon a traitor after we cut him out of early seasons and dont bother with the mountain clans.
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>>82955397
Wasn't he still lucid when that council was called and the end of AGoT?
Should've ordered his bed downstairs and talked some sense into everyone.
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>>82960523
She's a big girl.
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>ywn be Rober Baratheon
>ywn rule the seven kingdoms while pumping the young king's bereaved MILF mother full of your seed
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>>82961552
>while pumping the young king's bereaved MILF mother
having trouble deciphering what exactly you meant by this
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Lady Stoneheart?
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>>82955363
>"As Faulkner says, all of us have the capacity in us for great good and for great evil, for love but also for hate. I wanted to write those kinds of complex character in a fantasy, and not just have all the good people get together to fight the bad guy."
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>>82961789
GRRM has only written one good guy and his name is Edmure
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>>82961657
I love her so much, the gods are cruel
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>>82962205
yea but edmure was also dropped on his head as a baby
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>>82962341
There is literally nothing wrong with him.
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When did you realize that Emilia was the right choice for the role of Daenerys?
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>>82962574
TOO
L
D
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>>82962592
oh yeah spaces don't work like that
damn.
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>>82962574
before she got fat
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>>82962574
>>82962592
too old too ugly too fat too smug too can'tact
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>>82962716
>too smug
exactly, perfect for an insane stronk womyn targ
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>>82959392
Because ironborn are incompetent retards.
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>>82959392
huh, because he had 20 men and enemies both inside and outside?
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who /jacelyn bywater/ here?
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>>82963543
>Tyrion stooges
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>>82963615
But Davos loves Tyrion in S7, why don't you :^)
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>>82963834
>thank you for burning my son to death, he was a stannis supporter and no man was more evil than stannis baratheon
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>>82956919
Dany lands in dragonstone and jon borrows littlefingers teleporting device to travel to dragonstone
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>>82963886

shooped, fucking fatty
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>>82964058
You wish kek
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Sophie is deep
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>>82964480
too cute
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>>82955363
thats some depression inducing wardrobe theyre wearing, jesus
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who else cheered when Robb Stark died ? I hate chads in real life, especially rich ones, so seeing one get murdered along with his stacy on screen was pretty satisfying.
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>>82961135
For Yunkai
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>>82964606
i really felt bad for that spunky ass girl with a large peasant, though
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>>82964480
sophie actually seemed like a cool person in interviews for earlier seasons.

Now she's basic af.
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>>82952114
>Reach is probably close to 200k.
>They had more than 100k in ACOK and they had next to no losses.
>more than 100k AND they were keeping lots in highgarden for defense.
This is wrong. For one, the 100k thing is stuff people talk about Renly's ENTIRE host including Stormlanders but it's also people *not there* making up numbers. For two, when they talk about his host it's Reachman *and* Stormlanders. For three, when talking about what the Reach has mobilized for him they include 10,000 men at Highgarden. For four, Renly him cites that he has 80,000 men in his host.

Dumb idiot.
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>>82958878
>Because he was practically a son to Hoster?
really?
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>>82965986
the real reason is that littlefinger is the last remaining member of the house of reyne. that's the final redpill my friend.
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>>82966185
Implying thats not Tysha.
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>>82958228
execute him on what charges? asking someone to a duel? Brandon won, he just had to kill him had he wanted to. LF was just a kid anyway.

for fucking Lysa? She was consenting. Sure some evil lords would just claim he raped her and send him to the wall or something, but Hoster wasn't one of those.

And Lysa loved him. Executing him achieves nothing more than sending him away, AND it create a bridge between him and Lysa. Considering he was about to marry her to a disgusting old man, he might've wanted to keep her in his good graces.
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>>82966517
deflowering your daughter is definitely enough to execute some nobody for
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Fuck TWoW when is a new motherfucking Dunk&Egg coming out
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>>82966185
You're a silly sod, anon. He's a greaseball from Braavos, everybody knows that.

"Check out that greasy Braavosi did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island? Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?"
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>>82964606
None of the character deaths made me feel much, but Winterfell burning at the end of ACoK made me cry like a bitch
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>>82966517
>he was about to marry her to a disgusting old man

I'm fucked if I understand why anyone rates Hoster Tully, including members of his immediate family. Practically everything about him suggests he was a useless old bastard.
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>>82964606
depends on your idea of what constitutes a chad. seems to me if robb were a chad he'd also have the full chad insufferability which meant everything he attempted turned out to be a massive success
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>>82966808
>Practically everything about him suggests he was a useless old bastard.
like what
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>>82966745
Literally and completely unironically never, anon. GRMM will take another few years to finally get TWoW out, and then will spend another decade or so trying to finish off the series with the last book while simultaneously working on various televised spin-offs. By the time the series will be complete GRRM will be in his eighties and there's really not much chance of very much of anything coming after that, assuming he'll even make it to that point
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>>82966857

What did he ever get right?
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>>82964606
I liked that seen when he was fucking up that tree with his sword
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>>82966745
dunk and egg go to camp
dunk and egg go to billycock hill
dunk and egg on kirrin island!
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>>82966942
I thought that was some nice OC. Not the "we will kill them all bit" so much, but it was still very emotional, whereas he barely expresses anything about it until way after in the books.
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>>82966902
the lysa/jon marriage was great.
I mean it turned out poorly but that wasn't relaly his doing.

He married a second daughter to the lord of the vale... That's something.
We don't know much about what else he did or didn't do, because Edmure is the real lord in all but name in the current events.
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>>82966902
made a king
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>>82967004
fuck!
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Is there a compilation of all the promises and updates George has given about the progress of TWoW
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>>82967056
if things don't turn to shit, Tully/Tully children are ruling in the north, the riverlands and the Vale.
Not many lords managed to such a growth in influence, aside from the Tyrell shenanigans against the Lannisters.

If the war/killings doesn't start, the Tully would be in a good spot. Of course it doesn't seem that way because all starks are dead/in the middle of nowhere, and the Boltons have the north... LF killed Lysa and seized the Vale... And the Frey took over the riverlands.
So it looks pretty dire... But if there's no war, the Tully gained much by those matches.
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>>82967144
Unfortunately there was a war.
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>>82967111
yes there is anon, here it is now
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>>82967248
The Trouts will come again.
Based Sweetautist will restore his family to their rightful positions with the help of his retarded cousin.
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>>82967111
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>>82967307
Robert is an Arryn. Rosalin is pregnant but it could be a daughter if Jaime doesn't trebuchet it.
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>>82967354
i forgot how perfect freyfu is
>prays for a daughter just in case they decide to kill her husband that she's only known for a day if it's a son
what an angel
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>>82967354
>if Jaime doesn't trebuchet it.
here we go again
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>>82967455
She's the only decent Frey. If Stoneheart gets her though she's dead.
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>>82967455
why does she care so much about him?
how big is Edmure's trout, really?
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>>82967553
I was just making a joke, I like Jaime.
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>>82967560
Stevron seemed like a good guy and all the Rosby Freys were pretty cool. There's probably other decent ones too that we don't really see/hear about.
>>82967581
You know what they say about men with big hands.
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>>82967581
Probably the whole thing about her family breaking guest right and murdering Edmure's sister and nephew.
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>>82967455
Isn't there something a bit off with Roslin Frey?
Most of the freys are selfish/brutish pieces of shit... Yet she cares about edmure, she's nice&gentle...
But heh, happens, not everyone in a family is the same...

But WALDER chose her. Why?

I mean if he chose her for Robb it'd make sense, he'd want to make sure Robb would like her to improve loyalty right? But with Edmure it doesn't matter at all. Edmure came to the wedding resigned to marry someone he doesn't like and put a baby in her, so it doesn't matter in the immediate...
And Walder knows that the immediate is literally the only thing that matters because they're all getting slaughtered and Edmure is gonna be in captivity.

So why waste a good decent daughter on him? Why not just give him trash (or at least not the best one) and keep Roslin for another lord?
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>>82964480
Sophie sure as shit didn't write that and fuck that tumblr pandering shit
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>>82967741
seems like something a child would write about acceptance desu, everything is love and perfect yay!

wouldn't surprise me if it's from her.
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>>82967738
Maybe Black Walder already impregnated her. Pass off the incest baby as Edmure's.
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>>82967783
Nah, she's still too retarded, self centered, naive and ignorant to write that.

Thought you do have a point that acceptance and love is pretty fucking basic and hard to mess up
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>>82967738
He has to want to fuck her and be focused too much on her hotness and tapping that to pay attention to anything else.

Give him a fat one, he'll be looking everywhere for an out, raising a stink, getting drunk as fuck, fucking her for three minutes to cum then getting out.
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>>82967738
Probably because he wanted everything to go as smoothly as possible. Give him an ugly wife, and he might even try to call the wedding off (Cat says he's known for "his love of a pretty face" or something) for all Walder knows, or at least make the proceedings much more tense with his unhappiness, rather than everyone letting their guard down like he wanted. Also he's a sick fuck and might want to make him extra happy before fucking him over because he hates Tullys.
Plus she's extremely far down in the Frey order of inheritance.
>>82967894
Please delete this post immediately. Roslin is PURE.
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>>82967307
>Sweetautist will restore his family to their rightful positions with the help of his retarded cousin

Well that's encouraging. And cruelly hilarious.
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>>82967738
eh, Tully's the least of the "Great Houses" but it's still a "Great House". Walder's a cunt but not so stupid he didn't know there were limits to what he could get away with
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>>82968227
The Tully would be at least as wealthy as the Starks. Their lack of prestige is mostly just cause they weren't kings during the conquest
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I'd be curious to read a PoV chapter on the planification of the red wedding.

Like, when Walder/Lothar announced to everyone what was planned and all. And the Tywin/Walder discussion too.

That'd be a bit sickening maybe, but it'd make for a great read.
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who /proud wing/ here?
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>>82968408
I wish Tywin had a POV.
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>>82968585
>Stannis gave up on Proudwing and got another bird
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>>82968585
why was robert such a bully?
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>>82968585
Didn't this bird have another name?
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>>82968832
DELET THIS
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>>82968585
;_;
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>>82968687
>I hope no one realizes how incompetent at war I actually am
> "Lord Tywin is the greatest strategic mind in westeros"
>wew, their still buying it

>oh look, it's my brother-fucking daughter. Do these stupid fucks think I don't know

>Seven hells these small council meetings are tedious
>How much longer is the incest baby going to hold court
>The herald is too loud
>My feet hurt
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>>82969008
>I hope no one realizes how incompetent at war I actually am
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Before Robert's death what do you think the relative military strength of each Westerosi region?

I'd wager this:
>Reach - 90,000
>Westerlands - 50,000
>Stormlands - 40,000
>Riverlands - 40,000
>North and Vale - 35,000
>Dorne and Iron Islands - 30,000

GRRM said the North, Vale and Dorne were about the same in military strength but I'm sure the North and Vale would be a little bigger.
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The only people I care about in this show now are the hound and bearloli.

>tfw the season will be full of muh khaleesi and her retard horde
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>>82969095
You're overestimating the Reach and Iron Islands IMO.
And I think gurm himself makes the Riverlands too weak, personally, although it sort of is accounted for by the quality or lack thereof of Tully bannermen.
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>>82969095
Reach 100k
Westerlands 40k
Stormlands 25k
Riverlands 25k
North 20k
Vale 25k
Dorne 10k
Iron Islands 10k
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>>82969191
>Reach 100k
that's fucking stupid, Renly's Stormlands + Reach army is 80,000 (although there is 10,000 at Highgarden)
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>>82969156
You're probably right on all three counts.

>>82969191
b8?
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>>82969156
You'd think that the Riverlands would be roughly equal to the Reach in manpower.
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>>82969095
I'm not sure if the Westerlands can actually "Raise" that much in the sense that Tywin calls his bannners and they provide him men. The numerical advantage came from hiring a ton of sell swords and raw recruits.
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>>82969307
Would make sense.

>>82969309
Actually you might be right. If the battles of Green Fork and Oxcross are any indication, as is Robb's campaign through the Westerlands, Tywin was scraping the bottom of the barrel for green boys and the like from the very beginning.

So maybe something like 40k for the west?
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>>82969095
>>82969191
>all these people downgrading the fuck out of the Stormlands
They may not be quite populous, but they do carry with them the reputation of being the most martial people of Westeros (mostly because "muh enmity with dorne"), so it wouldn't surprise me that they could field about one-fifth of all adult males in their ranks.
They're probably at 50k everything considered.
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>>82969408
I'd love to hear more for your argument. I am something of a fan of the Baratheons. But I don't think we've seen indications for that many men. We know they raised at least 25,000 men for Renly's host at Bitterbridge. And we know the lords of Dondarrion can raise around 5k on their own.
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>>82969307
Probably a decent bit less due to historically getting fucked over from a lot of wars (no neat natural borders) and a bit less land area, but they should still be the second most powerful region in raw man-power at least.
The problems come from shit-tier bannermen and also in WoT5K they get fucked over early by surprise attacks and incompetent leadership (sorry, radmure) by a better-organised force who starts wrecking all their lands and castles, so they wouldn't be able to raise nearly as many men as they could normally.
If they went the Lannister route of dredging up as many men as possible straight off the bat, the war would've gone very differently.
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>>82969095
>>82969191
In S1 ( or S2? ) Tywin says the Lannister have 60k men.

There's a good chance these numbers came from GRRM directly. Back then D&D were relying on the source material/author, and not crayonning as much.
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>>82969405
Probably about 35,000. At the Green Fork, Tywin battles Roose with about 20,000 men, while Jaime is besieging Riverrun with 12,000. After the Green Fork and Whispering Woods/Riverun, those 12,000 are gone, but Tywin still has a mostly intact force of 20,000, so he sends his cousin to make a new host. That host is mostly sellswords and Lannisport beggars.
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>>82969527
Nah, Lannister power has always been overblown in the show. I think they officially are still meant to have the largest army in Westeros as of S6, which is pretty dumb (but at least it's sort of consistent in that case).
It's like 30k attacking the Riverlands in book 1.
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>>82969469
Well what I've got to say relies less on numbers than what you've written, and that Renly only has 25k men should maybe make me retract some of what I said, but here's what the wiki says about the Stormlands:
>inb4 wikifag
>Although it is rainy, the region is fertile enough.[6] There are no cities in the stormlands due to the strong martial culture of the storm lords, but larger fortresses such as Bronzegate are often supported by several small towns.[7] The Weeping Town is a thriving port on the Sea of Dorne.[2] The kingsroad runs north from Storm's End to King's Landing in the crownlands.

Basically I figured that there weren't many Stormlanders, what with the storms and hurricanes afflicting the region, but ouf of those that live there, almost all can pick up a sword and fight, their culture being what it is.

I'll try to see what they say about Robert's host in the Ursuper's war, and see if they give any numbers.
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>>82969546
Hmm?
You do know who this is right?

I mean he's not lost or anything. Did you mean to post Tyrek? Or Gerion or something?
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>>82969605
Throwing this in the conversation if ever people want to read through it.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Military_strength#The_Stormlands
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>>82969605
I mean the storm lord contribution to Renly says something but also doesn't really say it all. We do know it's said that not all the strength of the storm lords leaves because some want to keep their power around to keep an eye on the Dornish.
And it wouldn't make sense to bring everyone west when you're going to turn around and go back east on campaign anyway. It could be Renly meant to pick up more stormlanders along the way.
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>>82969817
>And it wouldn't make sense to bring everyone west when you're going to turn around and go back east on campaign anyway. It could be Renly meant to pick up more stormlanders along the way.
Thanks for keeping my headcanon alive I guess! Like you've said, it's usually logistically that you trail around an army of thousands at all times, especially when spme of them get up to raping and looting in your own lands, so the 35 000 could be but a fraction of what he has.

Also not all Stormlords rejoiced at joining Renly.
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I hope the opening beach scene will be Jon putting sun lotion on Dany's feet
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>>82970359
I hope it's Jon who thinks Dany might be a while walker and kills her off just to be safe.

Then he learns he's a targaryen so he kills himself for kinslaying.
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>>82970359
>joneryshaters
>muh jon is a concubine

lol
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>>82964635
Adam Sandler?!?
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>>82970762
Thats Assad
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you guys need to listen to these videos. I think it's the same guy who had the endgameofthrones blog.

this shit is for hardcore motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82970836
LmL is a god. I've communicated with him on some theories before. It's not all him though. A lot of the content was found by collaborators on the forums.

Like, imagine a ASOIAF theory that has 20 two hour podcasts worth of content to support it. It has to be the strongest theory out there, if you call it a theory. It's more like identifying patterns and deciphering them.
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Walder Frey literally did noting wrong.

Why do normies think he's a """""bad guy"""""?
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>>82971565
He might not be the more of honorable of all these featured in ASoIaF, but this meme that he and other Freys are evil is one of the worst things plaguing the fandom.

They're one of the few wwwhouses that rose up by their own means which weren't sucking up to some other lord, waited over generations for their bridge to generate benefits, and since then have been shat on for being a younger house. A lot of what Walder does is what will allow his house to flourish:
>waiting the battle of the Fords to remind Hoster that he has significant military power on the outcome of things, and that he should be treated like it
>organizing the Red wedding to remind others that being a younger house doesn't mean that they can get screwed over
His only offense is having so many children, which'll entice tension between them.

But seriously now the show is doing "Arya's epic revenge plot against freys kewl kewl", and it loses all the multi-facetted stuff the book had about no one being inherently evil, and that everyone is simply out to protect their own interests.
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>>82971747
>being a freyfag
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>>82971854
Not really, but I relate with them on the premise that they remind me of a bourgeois family in a land of noble families, and I'm more from a bourgeois family than an aristocratic one.
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>>82971747
Breaking guest right and thus having every other noble family distrust yours for it is a pretty bad thing to do.
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>>82971966
Is the trust that other houses warrant them even a factor at this point? They're masters of the Riverlands, with the army the most intact of all the region, hold Riverrun and the Twins, and have one of their own married to the Warden of the North. And let's not forget that their having conspired with the Lannisters makes them accomplices, and makes them de facto allies for the coming decades if the Lannisters wish to hush that the Red wedding was actually thought out by them. So they're now bound to the Lannisters, even if the Lannisters don't like it.

And now they're going to reforge Riverland unity around themselves by pushing back Ironborn fucking shits.

Seriously, they maneuvered really well, in spite of the hiccups (everyone else hating them at the moment, and making an enemy of the Vale).
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>>82955363

is that jorah fucking mormont next to danaerys?
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>>82971966
Meh, the alternative was annihilation.
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>>82972564

Jorah fucking Danaerys confirmed
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>>82972839
no
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Since Ghost will be sacrificed to resurrect Jon and both consciousness will merge in Ghost and then in Jon It'd be awesome if a side effect is his eyes turning the colour of Ghosts
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>>82969634

Not the other anon, but that's the Best in The West, Ser Daven Lannister.
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>>82955534
>Not caught up on recent spoilers, what are the odds that Dany gets BTFO

Precisely zero.

Here's what's going to happen. Jon will say ah done wunt tuh be king and Dany will win because muh female empowerment. There will be some scenes where she does her cringey tough girl act while some men get btfo by other men on her behalf.

Roll credits.

You know it's true.
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>>82970836
>2-3 hours videos
not sure even I can handle this much autism.
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>>82972630
Eh, was a close call.
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>>82973324
Yeah. And we know exactly where he is, that was the point.
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>>82973582
>And we know exactly where he is

Non-existent?
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>>82973466
Dayne, for supporting the retarded king and retarded prince of a retarded family.


desu, as much as one can be praised for undying loyalty... I'm more of a fan of the Jaime's way.

I think what really killed it was the line Gerold Hightower told him about the Stark killing.
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>>82973675
Go fuck yourself.

Oathbreaking is oathbreaking.
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>>82973466
by then Robert was King, so technically Dayne was the rebel now so Reed was correct

Also honor is a meme
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>>82972630
god that episode was terrible
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>>82973675

Jaime was the one who really had the right of it, but was too green to act on it. The Kingsguard really should protect the king by reigning him in as well as being bodyguards.

Their hearts were in the right place, but they really needed to rethink how they were going about their jobs.
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>>82973805
>letting half a million die so you can feel good about yourself and your honor
Fuck that.
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>>82973959
>not following the vows you willingly fucking swore
>not even bothering to drop the white and take the black after you disgraced it and your sword
>not even an heroing

Fuck that
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>>82973067
That would be cool but we will never know how GRRM planned to do it
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Why is this general on the television board when the books are so glaringly superior?
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>>82973996
>not following the vows you willingly fucking swore

>what is the jaime dilemmas
Jaime swore to protect the weak, defend the innocents.
The king was about to murder hundreds of thousands of weak/innocents.

When your vows are conflicting with one another, you have to make a choice.
Jaime chose to defend thousands of weak innocents.
The other kingsguards all broke this vow, yet no one is calling them oathbreakers.
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>>82974462
Jaime's highest vow is to the king, he's not just a knight or guard, he's a Kingsguard.

He literally killed the man he swore he'd obey and die defending.
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>>82974496
and these vows are retarded so who cares?
Only dumb MUH HONOR westerosi would argue that Jaime should fight for the King while he was killing half a million people for fun.
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>>82974590
>and these vows are retarded so who cares?

People who value vows do

>Jaime should fight for the King while he was killing half a million people for fun

He should, and not doing so makes him an oathbreaker didn't say stopping Aerys and his pyromancers wasn't the altruistic thing to do though
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>>82974454
The show is better than most shows, but the book is worse than most books.
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>>82974496
>Jaime's highest vow is to the king

The King is a servant of the common folk. Protecting the King is meant to serve the best interests of the common folk. When the King deliberately goes to slaughter as many of the common folk as possible, protecting the King becomes moot.

What good is protecting the King when he actively goes against his purpose?
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>>82974517
who /dropped/ here?
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I just saw it on Twitter
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>>82974713

as much as I hate what happened to this show I've come too far now to not see the shipwreck at the end

more than anything I hate hearing normies describe it as the best show on TV
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>>82974517
>three seats
Dany so thicc she needs three seats
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>>82974703
>The King is a servant of the common folk

No he fucking isn't.

Take that bullshit somewhere else Egg
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>>82974659
>not doing so makes him an oathbreaker didn't say stopping Aerys and his pyromancers wasn't the altruistic thing to do though

Yes, he's an oathbreaker and a good person (at least for that action anyway).

If he didn't kill Aerys, then he'd still be an oathbreaker (albeit a lesser oath) and an indifferent fucker.

I don't care what inbred westerosi thinks; Jaime killing Aerys made the world a better place. And while it might not have been his call to make, no one else could make it.

If he waits for Robert/Eddard to kill him, hundreds of thousands might have died.

I'll always root for the guy doing the right/sensible/smart thing, over the guy going MUH HONOR like an autist regardless of circumstances.

Note that One of those MUH HONOR retards ( Ned ) who thinks Jaime was wrong, also broke oaths, liked in sights of the gods and all, and he did it for his dumb cunt of a daughter.

I guess honor is mostly something other people should have right? Because Eddard didn't care about it when HE (his family/house) was affected.
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reminder you know fuck all if you haven't watched these videos

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82964606
wow i didn't realize that you were such a raging homosexual, tell me how you really feel, anon.
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Why didn't Tyrion fuck Sansa on their wedding night? Is he gay? He should've, and then fucked off to Winterfell.
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>>82974861
not gonna bother watching videos from some guy who doesn't even understand that making youtube meme videos longer than most movies is a bad idea. what else doesn't he understand?
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>>82974917
That pussy is reserved for when Sansa becomes le Epic Virgin Queen
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>>82974820
>No he fucking isn't.

Yes, it fucking is. That's always what a King is supposed to be. What the fuck do you think running a country is all about? Being a Monarch is not about being the richest and most powerful person able to do whatever the fuck they want.
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>>82974917
>Hi Bolton, thanks for your services, now fuck off back somewhere else

I wouldn't feel so safe at winterfell desu.
The north (as in, stark loyalist northmen) wouldn't want him, and his only protection against them would be the Bolton who would resent him for "stealing" winterfell from them.

Tyrion has an accident within a year desu.
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>>82974982
lol, I'm sure that the common folk is exactly what Aegon I was thinking of.

lol Egg, go kill yourself
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>>82968687
Jaime's are good enough desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITGu00RAy0

NEW PRESTON
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Why didn't Roberto just renounce his kingship if he hated it so much? He had the power to start a democratic state, if only in King's Landing.
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>>82973582
dude probably meant where is he in the show
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>>82975252
He's too daft and too drunk to even think of that
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>>82975123
preston is a bumbling fool compared to this guy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82975522
you've posted this guy three times, fuck off
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>>82975252
fuck democracy when you can be king
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>>82975522
ok shilling mcshillington, go spam your channel somewhere else.
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>>82955363
>dany
>good guy
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>>82975252
>Why didn't Robert just renounce his kingship if he hated it so much?

He actually addresses this. He tells Ned that the only thing that's keeping him from going to Essos to become a Sellsword is because he's afraid of what Joff and Cersei would do to Westeros.

> He had the power to start a democratic state
That's almost unthinkable in such a cultural level they're in.
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>>82975613
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>>82975540
>>82975565
I spite thee and spit on your feet

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82973554
>*hears you*
>*sprints back towards you at full speed*
tough luck, kiddo
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POLL: Would you rather have Dany die or youtube shill posters die?
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>>82974703

Not really though, and especially not in westeros. The king is whoever can kill himself enough people to takeover the throne, he's not elected for fucks sake and the only loyalty to his citizens is rooted in keeping them happy enough to not revolt against him.
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>>82974517
>Family. Duty. Honor.
But all the good Tully's are dead.
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>>82976052
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82976316
But Tullys are only ever good because they're dead, usually by their own Tully stupidity
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>Preston starting a series on the Nights Watch
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>>82976904
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82974713
I still find the show far too entertaining to drop at this point and despite the lack of quality writing the production values can still occasionally be top notch. The Battle of the Bastards, as retarded as it was in a narrative sense, was still a fucking spectacle to watch
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>>82976904
Is Preston just a meme or are his videos actually any good
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>mance rayder was the one that sent the catspaw to kill bran in season 1

It all makes sense now
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>>82977505
he's been dethroned

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82977505
Both. Isn't that amazing? And his interaction with us is cheeky enough that it garners him no; 1 top spot here.
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>>82977505
He has by any objective measure put more thought into the series in the last three years then the author has in six.

The videos are suspect, in the sense I think he plays up the intrigue as a gimmick, but as a sort of quasi fan fiction they're entertaining
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>>82977697
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82977505
I like him when he focuses on bigger picture stuff. His videos about individual character motivations can be hit and miss, since he tends to be really autistic about the way he parses sentences.

>>82977676
Holy shit, fuck off.
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>>82977697
Link me a good vid to start with pls, what's the quintessential Preston kino
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>>82977743
no, preston is a dumb ass compared to LML

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos
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>>82977755
Mind of Wolves and Robins is his magnum opus.

He just finished a two parter on who tried to kill bran in book one which is good, he has an 8 part series on the dornish master plan of rhoynish restoration.
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>>82975252
>"Let me tell you a secret, Ned. More than once, I have dreamed of giving up the crown. Take ship for the Free Cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that's what I was made for. The sellsword king, how the singers would love me. You know what stops me? The thought of Joffrey on the throne, with Cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear. My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?"
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>>82973805
thats why they stayed by Aerys side and fought to the death for him right...
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>>82977881
>8 part series
13 nigga. That said, MoWaR is Preston's finest work.
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>>82977697
Either Mind of Wolves, or those vids where he digs into season 5 and 6.

>mfw the hysteria on here at "Chad Summerchild"
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>>82974917
why do sansa whales moan that he touched her but chose not to fuck her when they got back to their room but salivate over The Hound saying he'll rape her
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>>82978012
Oops, meant for you lad: >>82977755
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>>82978047
Because 1. Tyrion is an ugly midget. 2. they like to fantasize that Hound looks like Rory, who isn't nearly as scarred and ugly as bookHound, or isn't even scarred at all. and 3. pic related
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>>82978181
>george sad that nobody finds sam hot
>george basically is sam

;_;
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>>82977886
Robert was such a fucking cuck, literally and figuratively
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>>82978303
Robert is only a literal cuck as in he's raising another man's children without knowing. He's pretty alpha
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>>82978181
bloody women are degenerates
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the baratheon brothers were all gay. robert over compensated like a motherfucker and spent the rest of his existence in misery over losing the closing thing to ned that he could fuck. neds boyish sister. stannis cringed at sex and renly was well...renly.
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>>82978452
>renly was gay
proof?
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>>82978475
just check his asshole
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>>82978452
>tfw Loras never actually loved Renly, he was only manipulating while his family made a play for the throne
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>>82975123
YYYAAAAAAASSSS!
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>Preston will never make a video series on Varys
feels badman
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>>82955363
>they literally brought Gendry back
>first photo is of him next to a rowboat
KEK

i can't wait to hear the excuse for this shit.
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>>82978889
>He rows to the north
>picks up Jon
>rows to mereen and meets Dany on their journey
>rows them all direct to king's landing
>is named "Master of Ships" when Dany is queen
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I'm new to this general, do people call Ned a cuck for raising a Targshit son
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>>82975123
The problem with this video is that it assumes George is a better writer than he actually is
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>>82978943

weren't Gendry and Arya on the eastcoast when he left? Jon is on the west coast and farther north iirc

>gendry rowed all the way around westeros instead of walking less than half the distance
i hope they genuinely say this
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>>82963890
David, don't forget the cock joke
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So does the guy who played Hodor hates Kit or something?
Is he jealous?
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>>82979278
he hates being asked about jon every time anyone talks to him about the show and he hates the idea of jon being the cliche gud guy hero who saves the day. Kristian is pretty fucking based.
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>>82979278
Why do you say that?
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>>82979111
Gendry is in King's Landing and he finds Davos after he and Tyrion sneak into the Red Keep to talk to Jaime about joining up and Cersei
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>>82979019
He's a cuck because he's raising Brandon's son with Ashara, the woman Ned fell in love with
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>>82979552
>Brandon raised from the dead and fucked Asha
>faggots actually believe this
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>>82979619
*Ashara
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>>82979619
Brandon and Ashara had sex just before he confronted the king as Ashara was in King's Landing as the handmaiden of Elia Martell (Rhaegar's Waifu)
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>>82977697
The normies have the best interaction with us bar none
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>>82979619
>Brandon and Ashara are in King's Landing at the same time
>Ashara is pregnant immediately afterwards
>Ned visits Starfall
>Ned comes home with a baby shortly after Ashara "miscarries"

Gee, I wonder what happened.
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>>82979692
>>82979869
Jon's age wouldn't match, that'd make him months older than Robb.
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>>82980245
If ned is capable of lying and saying Jon is his bastard son, he is capable of lying to say Jon is 4-5 months younger than he actually is.
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>>82980245
>Ashara becomes is impregnated roughly when Brandon is arrested and executed
>Ned rushes to riverrun and marries Cat/bangs her to get her pregnant when he hears the news

Jon would only be a month or two older at most, probably less than a month because Ned would go as fast as he can to secure the tully alliance with a marriage and child.
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>>82980298
>here Cat, this 5 month old 20 pound baby is my son from the war

>>82980367
No way he was that fast.

And now you both have to answer who R+L= and why Ned would lie about Jon being his if he's really Brandon's kid
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And lol at Brandon coming to King's Landing to kill Rhaegar and fucking Ashara beforehand

>you know I want to get my sister, but I need the bad pussy
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>>82976904
I wanted taht for a very long time. THat's what I was hoping for instead of the fat nigger whore series.

I've been rereading ACOK lately and even tho I don't even have 10% of Preston's autism I noticed weird things, especially among the men from the shadow tower/Qhorin.

Can't wait to see what his full blown autism found out.
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>>82980531
The war lasted almost a year and Ned and Cat barely knew one another, it's possible Ned cheated because he feared he was going to die and he had no reason to be loyal to a wife he didn't love yet.

Ned was at the Eyrie when the war broke out, Robert took a ship to Storm's End, the Eyrie to riverrun can't be more than 2 months of riding, Ned would've wanted to hurry so it was probably just over a month.
R+L = Dany
Ned would lie that Jon is his own son because if Jon was the acknowledged son of Ashara Dayne he would be both the heir of winterfell and of Starfall in dorne, Ned visited starfall after the tower of joy and would've struck a deal with the lord there so that everyone wins and nobody loses their house and lands to a northern bastard.
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>>82977755
It might not be the best, but the Pink Letter series is generally regarded as his most solid theory. It's pretty much accepted as fact (Not saying that Preston is the only guy who came up with it tho, didn't watch much asoiaf stuff before preston so I wouldn't know).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwcuRwod0Xg

It's solid from start to finish.
His other videos have a big problem. 50-75% of them are very solid stuff like that, well argumented and he makes links among different scenes/characters that are way too big to just be coincidences...
Then for his big finish, he reach and reach and reach until it makes no sense anymore and close on some moon telepathy or glass candle mindcontrol soul siphonning vampire magic alternate dimension time travel.

Which cause a lot of people to shit on Preston by saying his theories are retarded. But if you cut that 25% retarded shit, the rest is really great. And it's a lot of stuff that most people will never pick on while reading the series just one time. Or even multiple times. Because you don't just make links like that when reading amongh thousands of cahracters doing thousands of things.

Aside from the right/wrong state of this theories... His videos are always entertaining. Well I guess that part is personal preference I'm sure some don't like his style.

Oh, his series on who killed Little Walder is also decent! Short one, just 2 videos IIRC ( or3 ? ) but it's quite solid. There's just one minor flaw in the theory imho (luton's death) but still great.
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>>82980723
Brandon was made a prisoner and Aerys called the father, no fucking way dad gets from King's Landing, both get killed, Aerys calls for heads, Ned finds out and heads to Riverlands and it all takes a month or two.

>R+L = Dany

And as I said yesterday it literally doesn't fit. Jon is canonically by word of god 8 to 9 months older than Dany. Now unless you're also a retard who thinks Viserys is gonna raise some random baby or that Willem will, you need to drop this

>if Jon was the acknowledged son of Ashara Dayne he would be both the heir of winterfell and of Starfall in dorne,

No he wouldn't. Jon would be a bastard and Ashara wasn't the eldest Dayne so no kid of hers is heir.
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>>82979350
this.
he hates jon snu not kit. although lots of people hate actor/characters by associations.
clearly obvious in /got/, but I'm sure some "normal" people do it too.
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>>82977755
Dornish Masterplan obv.
Like Preston himself always says, he might not be right about half of it, but even if he's right about half, it's still a hell of a lot of great info/theories.
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"A Naked Man Has Few Secrets, A Flayed Man, None. Tell me Lord Bolton, what does a buring man has?"
- Stannis Baratheon to Roose Bolton (after the siege of winterfel, before Stannis burns him at the pyre)
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>>82978735
Loras seems to have been really in love with Renly.
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>>82981136
i hope he burns ramsay alive like the cannibals in the sacrifice chapter.
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>>82981136
>>82981246
>implying stannis isn't going to fake his own death

WATCH PRESTON
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>tfw southern hemispher fag
>i get to cozy up by the fireplace and watch GoT every year since 2010
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>>82981294
oh yeah i love that theory. Hes going to give lightbringer over to manderly's forces and their going to pull a full proud lord trojan moment fuck the fat cunt for not releasing the book already and having to live with that d&d shite instead.
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Do we actually by the Quenton is alive theory? Some of his evidence is downright stupid, the flash point discussion was absurd for an author who doesn't even think about basic measurements like miles, but other things did make sense, notable the sheer number of fake out burnings we get in the story
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>>82981136
I would love for Stannis to burn Roose and ask him that question. Bonus points if he lights the fire himself.
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>>82981363
>>tfw southern hemispher fag
Aka subhuman.
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>>82981495
w-what are you talking about anon? of course i'm a human h-haha...
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>>82977755
Anything with the word frey in it
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>>82981414
Don't worry, King Stannis will burn Lors Roose himself.

In name of R'hllor
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>>82970424
>implying kinslaying means ANYTHING in the show
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>>82982017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqgGfqv9CQk
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What will the next thread be about I wonder.
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Why are the Dornish such terrible people?

Love to use poison, love to kill people coming under peace banners, love to have paramours despite being in the Kingsguard, love to cut off hostages' hands even when they got the ransom.

Is it that much of a stretch that they'd follow kinslayers?
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>>82955567

Dorne was one of my favorite parts in the book, but it's done so poorly in the show the entire sequence would have been better off ignored.
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>>82982099
??
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is anyone else worride by the news that they are planning MULTIPLE spinoffs on HBO? I mean, doing a prequel about the civil war is fine, but i'm worried that the quality and enthusiasm will be really watered down if they have multiple series
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>>82974843
Man, I love Stumpy's dry wit as much as the next nerd, and his emotional dissonance makes for one of the most well-defined arcs in the series, but the guy's still an ass.
By what right does the wolf judge the lion? By every goddamn right! By every goddamn right on the books. By every goddamn right not on the books. When Jaime makes this monumental proclamation, he does it with full knowledge that he paralyzed one of Ned's kids, only for his sister to finish the job by lopping off the guy's head. Ned has the opportunity to in turn ice Jaime's spawn, but he doesn't take it. Instead, he risks himself and his own children to protect them. Ned would never have chucked a kid out the window, if he were in Jaime's shoes. He's simply is a better man than Jaime.
There's also a popular idea on this sub that the loss of his sword hand has awakened some dormant diplomacy acumen in Jaime. I'd argue he's still pretty damn incompetent. He does absolutely nothing to slow Cersei's freefall or to protect Tommen. If he had taken Tywin's offer of a reprieve from the Kingsgaurd in order to claim his inheritance, he'd be the richest man in Westeros and the Crown's chief benefactor; she'd have to listen to him. Not to mention Cersei outright offers to make him Hand, another powerful position set in his lap that he knocks to the floor.
He fails at Riverrun. The point of the siege is slowly and methodically expunge the remaining threats to the Crown and its allies. Bryndy T., the last Tully heir and an experienced and respected commander to boot, escapes capture. Rebels in the Riverlands now have a leader to rally under, and rally they will. Jaime's impatience once again compromises the integrity of his mission.
I like Jaime's arc, and I like the character, but he isn't yet a knight redeemed. I'm with you that it gets irritating for all discussions to devolve into canonizing St. Jaime at the smallest hint of internal conflict. It makes his character a lot less interesting.
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>>82982489
He's gonna get hanged
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Next fucking cancer thread fucking when?
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>>82973466
>>82973675

Dayne was protecting Rhaegar's heir. Rhaegar was not a retarded son and the strength of his bloodline is apparent since last season.

Lyanna had to literally beg them not to kill the baby.
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>>82973414
why do you have to be right
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NEXT FUCKING CANCER THREAD FUCKING WHEN?!!'
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>>82982728
>Rhaegar was not a retarded son
kek'ed

oh you were serious?
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>>82981393
The show's version is what will happen.

GRRM has already confirmed this.
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