MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE SHIT

>>82954244
>menstruates on stage

DUDE VAGINA LMAO

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>>82954244
ALL MY HOLES

I have two G-spots. One in my cunt ant the other in my LGBT convictions!!!

>>82954346
this gotta be shooped right?

Is Amyposting the hottest new /tv/ meme of 2017?

>>82954637
Smelliest

>>82954244
>standing ovation

>>82954244
MY SEX JUNK

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>>82954244

>>82954346
If a smacked arse could have a facial expression, that would be it.

I would unironically fuck her.

>>82954855

*shits on your dick*

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>>82954855

i love em high test too but what the fuck man

My vagina is big as china

>>82954346
>tfw she actually talks about shit coming out all her holes
>7:11

Holy shit, I thought this was just a meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

>>82954244
I GET FUGGED IN MY STANKY VAG

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>>82954769
DJ Seahorse thread when?

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OINK OINK OINK

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

>>82954244
Not going to lie.
Made me laugh.

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>>82955003

I FUCKING DIARRHEA'D IN MY VAGINA

MY PERIOD. PERIOD.

Name an ACTUAL Amy Schumer line that she's USED IN ONE OF HER SPECIALS, and hasn't been altered by /tv/.

a tad gross there amy

>>82955161
I DID SEX

>>82955161
On it's..... best day.... on its BEST day.... my pussy smells like...... a small..... barnyard animal.

>>82955161
MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A BARNYARD ANIMAL. IVE GOT BIG FAT SHIT TITS AND IM A TERRIBLE PERSON

>>82955200
Uhhhh sexist much?

WHO NEEDS BORIS OR DORIS WHEN YOU HAVE CLITORIS

>>82955266
I now believe in God.

>>82955266
Snatch is slang word for a vagina, oh man I just clicked there, oh my that's clever

why would she make so many jokes about how gross she is and how disgusting her pussy is?

>>82955265
?

>>82955266
I don't really understand all the hate directed toward Amy Schumer recently,
and I think people could be a bit more genital, before fingering the blame.
I mean come on guys, cheese a real solid Babe just trying her saggy breast to
slob it out, and become a giant in the cunt-throat world of comedy.
Did it heifer once occur to you that Amy is merely trying to steak her clam
in this male dominated arena, and comedy can be a rocky road if not executed
potbelly.
Many feel she deserts a good roasting and try and plump her in with the
likes of Carlos Mencia, but fail to realize many others would apple crumble
under the constant pressure to be funny and original.
If you want to pork about a woman touched by the ham of the almighty, look
no further than Amy Schumer to be the bacon of shining light for those who
want to trot in her footsteps.
If you guys could stop being big pussies and just meat her halfway I'm
sure she'd steal your hearts and you'd have a real whale of a time.
People need to face fats that Amy's going to be round for many years,
and is baking no prisoners on her way into the anal of history.

>>82954244
>went from a literal who on O&A who seemed like a fuckable homely girl who got hilariously fingered by a taxi driver
>now a super wealthy hollywood name but turned into an unfunny pig that I cant even fap to on a bad day

Its like some bizarro monkey-claw JUST.

>>82954637
Brrrrt

>>82955316
Maybe she thinks that overdoing self-depreciation she'll come across as confident.