Would you watch a biopic based on my life?

sounds gay

>>82950661
tl,dr

I would watch a biopic of that cat though.

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>>82950661
Sounds like an average musical, write a decent score for the hero's journey, get a decent cast and it could actually be cool.

>>82950686
>>82950690
>>82950728
Reason I ask is because one of my client from the pressure cleaning business asking me to write down the shit about my life so he could turn it into a screenplay.

>>82950764
It sounds decent. Unfortunately for you, you posted it anonymously on the internet, so I'm copy-pasting it to my friend who actually writes scripts for a living.

You're a fucking moron

>>82950806
Well shit it's that good?

>>82950934
No, but I'll gladly pitch a script idea to get a cut

>>82950976
Well I wish the best for you anon. I'm doing okay financially so if you get rich I wouldn't hate on you for it.

you ever see a girl breaking up and weighing molly rocks in a mcdonalds parking lot nigga

>>82950661
it's a great story but there's major third act problems

>>82950806
>>82950934
this is kind of dumb, without actually knowing the nuance and the circumstances around what he did it's basically just a series of relatively common events.

the main problem with the story is that the middle of the second act, the turning point, is nothing to do with you "learning a lesson/error of your ways" or any other usual character arc staple. you just lucked out into a settlement. the audience will put up with you pulling a gun on a woman (this is the low point before the turning point), but when the turning point is just "oh hey i got a bunch of money now", without some serious thinking about how you turn this into a character arc the script doesn't work.

>>82950806
if your friend is worth anything as a screenwriter, he'll tell you that without extra input from the guy who lived this life, this is just a collection of events. it doesn't exactly scream "story".

>more faggoty larping on /tv/

this board is in its final stages of decomposition

>>82950661
Would I watch "Idiot Parents Have Idiot Kids Who Grow Up To Be Idiots And Then One Of Them Gets Lucky The Movie"?

No.

>>82950661
yeah sounds p great DESU

sounds like you had a shit child hood but wtf it worked out congrats homes

>>82951213
All my thinking was done in prison. I honestly felt like I haven't redeemed myself. Not until I get a kid off the street.

>>82951676
You have had a hell of a life anon. Wow.


Happily my life has been dealing with five different illnesses and declining health, and dealing with my weight, i'm nearl four hundred pounds. Went for a walk and my back and heart hurts but the walk was fun.
You had it rough though, damnit.

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Who will play OP in the inevitable biopic?

>>82950661
Do people like this really exist?

>>82951866
No, honestly that sounds kinda worse than me.

>>82950661
>americans get sent to prison at age 12 for being told to be a lookout by an adult

>>82951948
More like
>Americans expect people to take responsibility for their actions at a young age

>>82951676
yeah i guess if we you make the prison sentence the turning point that kind of works

>>82951917
Illness is easy enough, it comes you get treated and you hope for the best. Your life was just one scary thing after another and another and another. My life's a lot safer compared to yours. Happily it has all worked out in the end but I never had to go through any of those things. I guess, I may have been luckier than you were, but as I said I'm so happy that you're safe and it all worked out in the end. I hope your parents found their lives safer too. I do hope so.

>>82952321
Both my parents died in prison.

>>82952321
Also, when it comes to losing weight, remember, 80% is diet and only 20% is working out. Idk what illnesses you are dealing with though. But if you keep going on your walks, well eventually ou might be able to jog. Who knows where that takes you from there.

>>82952361
That is horrible. I'm so sorry.

>>82952405
I want to jog. If only I can. That'd be something.

I'll try to walk a mile or two a week.

>>82952755
Don't be sorry. They caused alot of people alot of suffering while before they were incarnated.
Just keep doing it. Godspeed with you 400lbnon. One day you'll lift up a 50 pound dumbell and realize how much damage you were doing to your body. If you walk a mile a day or a mile 4 o 5 days out the week for 2 or 3 months you'll be jogging in no time. But remember, diet first.

>>82950661

are you a spic?
you sound like a degenerate

>>82952998
Diet is so hard. I like to eat so I have to find something I can eat that won't add weight. I like sweet things so I'll probably have to switch to splenda, And probably lots of white and purple carrots and beans and lintels and lots of cabbage and lettuces and lots of other green leafy stuff that's fulling so I could eat it virtually every hour and suffer no gains. Thank you though, I will try my best.

>>82953468
The first thing you gotta do is cut out all soda and candy. It gets easier from here. Once you start eating good you won't be as hungry all the time. Stuff like cucumber and greens are very filling and are basically water. Not fun to eat though obviously. Also drink much more water, especially when you are hungry