ridley scott JUST indiana jones'd the alien franchise

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>being mad that a director made his film series thematically poignant rather than met your nerdom-fueled preconceptions and desire for dumb sci-fi action schlock
Just go ahead admit that you didn't catch on to David misattributing Ozymandias to Byron until Walter brought it up later, you brainlet philistine.

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>oh the psychobabble of the intelectual slut
zip it brain nigger
i saw the cliché coming when they butchered the tea scene with wayland

when david asks why do we look for our makers while we are no better than those that we create
and then weyland asks david to serve him some tea
aaaaaaaaaaaaand fade to black

>>82945682
I didn't notice it or even see walter bring it up. Fuck that sounds kind of cool.

>>82945682
> David misattributing Ozymandias to Byron
I haven't seen Covenant, but that seems like a pretty easy misattribution to catch. Ozymandias is one of the most famous poems in history. You just have to be a little bit /lit/ to know that Shelley wrote it.

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>>82946675
>shelley
>i hear randy marsh saying shelley

>>82945474
well at least he didnt put wings on the back legs

>>82945474
WE CAN JUST IGNORE HIM

HES NOT GETTING MY SHEKELS

ALIEN & ALIENS CUED UP IN MPC

garbage origin story for one of the best monsters ever in cinema

bravo

>>82945474
>android and a flute
Does this mean David is the Pied Piper of xenos

>>82946675
It is, and you're absolutely right, but you vastly overestimate the intelligence and culture possessed by the average person that will see this movie.

I guarantee OP has never heard the poem, and has no idea who Shelley or Byron are, or why you would even confuse the two.

>>82948539
you bastard

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Scott is a fucking hack.

>>82948653
I know from english class that she's the one who wrote frankenstein and lord byron was her lover/husband. That was last year so it's still fresh on my mind. Am I right?

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>>82948539
>David is the Pied Piper of xenos

Not even Ridley Scott says "The crew can survive a Xeno attack ... by hiding inside a refrigerator"

Nobody is Spielberg-level dumb

>>82949015
>Landing on unexplored alien planets
>Without helmets and suits
>TWICE

You're giving this matter too much credit

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>>82948864
No.

Percy Shelley wrote the poem. His wife, Mary, wrote Frankenstein. Byron was friends with Shelley.

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>>82949375
Fuck

>>82949109
>muh scientific plausibility
>muh suspension of disbelief
What's it like being a turbo pleb?

this is one cancerous OP
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