So much for that monsters cinematic universe.

Cruise is the king of kino. You could put him in a DC movie and it'd set box office records

>>82944837
This will be his first bomb.

>>82944800
kind of a dumb idea really

btw is this supposed to be an action movie or a horror movie, cause it looks like its gonna do a piss poor job of both

>>82944800

>comes out the week after WW
>will probably knock it off the top spot no problems

Imagine the tears

I love me some TC on screen but the 1999 Mummy is perfection. Never seeing this shit.

I didnt even know it came out, where was the advertising?

>>82944929
>but the 1999 Mummy is perfection

Put your soother back in your mouth and understand there were Mummy movies before that one you retard, stop acting like he's treading on some hallowed movie.

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>>82944800
Phone call that saved the franchise

>>82944996
He would be dead in this timeline

>>82944939
It hasn't yet. Anon's article are just predictions

>>82945015
how the hell do they predict that kinda thing? How many people are in the mood to see a movie that weekend? I dont get it

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More like "The Mummy: Brendan's Revenge."

>>82944974
He's just saying that he formula for a mummy movie was already done perfectly once and it's not even twenty years old. It's so good everyone remembers it. You don't need a damn remake of something still that fresh and that was that good.

>>82944974
kys

there's a lot of star power behind this universe too

>johnny depp cast as the invisible man
>angelina jolie cast as bride of frankenstein
>javier bardem cast as frankenstein

too bad star power doesnt draw crowds anymore

>>82944800
The trailer looked fucking rubbish

>>82944974
>implying latent interest in the '99 film wasn't the major impetus for this reboot

Oh yea, I'm sure they're going back to the 1932 one for inspiration here. It's a reboot and I;m not seeing it.

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>>82944996
Daily reminder that they didnt even bother sending Brendan an invitation to the premiere

He has to buy his own ticker

http://universalmonstersuniverse.com/2016/08/11/what-does-brendan-fraser-think-of-2017s-the-mummy/

>>82944905
Well his first in a while at least

>>82945047
I think it's a mix of pre-sale tickets and historical data. Time of release, TC's last few movies, genre, that sort of thing.

Supposedly they're pretty accurate.

>>82945179
that and they look at social media buzz and trailer views

>>82944916
No, I think the concept is great.

It's the execution that's clearly shit.

looks interesting

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Am I the only one that saw the trailer and thought DECENT

>>82945047
my guy they have everything tracked. even peoples emails and pv messages in social media, they have a complete itinerary of everyones lives. also people have fairly predictable lives.

what was the endgam her. a monster mash movie

>>82945179
>>82945337

Its not even out for 3 more weeks though. No way they could predict anything accurately if people were going to see it or not.

>>82945080
Yea that's true. What does though? Quips?

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>>82945337
>mention a certain product to a friend in fb messenger
>24 hours later I'm served facebook ad about that product
>mfw

The imax trailer pretty much killed the new mummy.

I cant even take that shit serious now.

>>82945660
good reviews matter most. some shit is critic proof like transformers and dceu though

>>82945759
What you mean

I wanted Jack Reacher recruiting a new Monster Squad to battle Idris Elba's Blacula and his monster posse.

>>82945778

https://youtu.be/f1jg5YlQuT8

Top kek

Why can't Tom Cruise act? He always has his mouth open, always talks the same way, pretty much always plays the same character. Is there a more one-dimensional actor in Hollywood?

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>>82945831
holy shit lol

>>82945831
I laughed
I cried
But most of all I danced

>>82944800
The mummy bitch looked dumb as hell.
When it's basically all that the trailers are hyping up.
Plus all of the "SHE WILL RECLAIM, SHE WILL KILL, SHE WILL THIS, SHE WILL THAT" crap is annoying as hell.
Nobody wants to see some annoying cunt who looks like a highschooler with markers drawings on her as a villain. Make her look more undead at least, you know, like a fucking mummy.

>>82944800
how do they always pull those numbers out of their ass?

>>82945707
>in fb messenger
facebook's term and services says that they can use your microphone to listen to your real life conversations. its the biggest spyware in existence

>>82944905

Edge of Tomorrow bombed so hard they renamed it for home video.

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>>82944929
>the 1999 Mummy is perfection
spotted the youngfag

>>82946095
Not surprising. I only use it because grills use it a ton these days.

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>>82946117
True but that movie is good

>>82945322
yeah it looks good enough. but of course this is /tv/, so its not allowed to watch movies that are fun, even if theyre not masterpieces of kino-cinema

>>82945126
Wasn't Jack Reacher last year?

>>82946148
refute it. protip: you cant. BTFO

>>82946162
>grills
>ton
how's that working out for you anon?

*plays paint it black on guitar ominously*

>>82946186
Exactly. I won't flock to the theater opening weekend but I plan on seeing it

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>>82946246
fairly well, thanks for asking bro

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>>82945831

>mfw seeing this trailer at the theaters

>>82946213
no

>>82945660
Social media hype

>>82945105
The general plot seems more like a reboot of the 1959 version of The Mummy, what with it centering around a mummy that's transported to England and starts killing niggas.

>>82944800
WOW nobody could have seen this coming!

>>82944996
Best ride at universal

>>82945831
This is the best thing ever.

>>82946480
The sequel was sorry I should have specified.

>>82946231
It's shit, and brendan has always been a weird looking faggot, i'd rather watch any indiana jones movie than any of the brendan mummy movies.

>>82946117
Shame was that it was a good movie.

>>82944800
>projected

Yeah, and Trump isn't going to win the election either, amirite?

>>82945047
It is based directly on how much money the studio is giving the predictor. If they give them a lot then the movie will be a block buster. I'm not joking either. If you don't buy your publicity, your movies bomb.

>>82944974
The Mummy is a perfect movie you cretin. Im triggered.

>>82946941
i watched the series just for prime rachel weisz

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>>82945080
>TFW they want to make the Bride of Frankenstein a feminist liberation story
>>82944916
This was honestly better than the actual trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AZOQJmQC34

>>82946008
BUT MUH UNDEAD WAIFU SENPAI

>>82947102
people like you are fucking retards

>>82946008
this

she looks like enchantress from SS's sister or some crap

>>82945707

>having a facebook

You deserve everything you'll get.

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>>82947293

>calling people on internet retards

>>82945831

>1:10

lel

>>82947599
>watching hours of movies when you could just look at pictures of the woman you like.

>>82945831
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaa

>>82945322
I THOUGHT IT WAS BADASS

CRASHED THAT PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

THEN HE RESURRECTS ON THE MORGUE TABLE

TOO BAD THEY GAVE AWAY THE BEST SETPIECE IN THE TRAILER, MOVIE IS PROBABLY DOWNHILL FROM THERE

>>82945080
Why is it bad?

>>82947869
because you don't get money

>>82944905
Edge of Tomorrow was only saved overseas even though it was a great movie.

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>>82945831
This shit can't be real lmao.