This isn't funny anymore

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26 here

when i lost it i realized i had a small dick

Too relatable huh

thumbs up if you agree

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>>82944269
was it ever?

26

Last time I kissed a girl was 14 years ago.

>>82944376
DUDE

>>82944269
it just get akward to watch after he meet the daughter

>>82944333
When I lost it she told me I had a big dick.

I always thought I was average but I guess I watched too much porn. 27 here.

>>82944269
it's funny because this is kind of my life if only the 40yo virgin got laid a few times with his ex and then became a fucking sperg

>>82944376
DUDE JEWS

I gave up and just hired an escort when i traveled to Poland
Best 40$ i have ever spent

>>82944553
pics?

>>82944269
38 here
I have a 18 year old daughter though

>>82944521
she lied to make you feel good, kinda like when your grandmother tells you you could be a model if you wanted it to

>>82944696
Your wife does.

>>82944553
you probably got farm aids

>>82944553
did you become an entirely different person afterwards because it was such a profound life-altering event?

>>82944696
>>82944716
kek

>>82944700
Was my dick lying to me when it hit the cervix, you projecting dicklet?

virgins over the age of 25 need to be fucking gassed

>>82944877
Spotted the virgin under 25.
You'll lose it eventually sweetie.

>>82944877
if you don't have sex at least 100 times a year you should be gassed
virgin non-virgin doesn't really matter

>>82944627
Don't have any, but she was fairly cute
>>82944627
I used a condom
>>82944780
Well not really, but I felt more confident around girls then before

>>82944877
>lost it a month before I turned 24

Whew.

>>82945024
did it hurt?

>>82944269
>Has a decent job which allows him to indulge in his hobbies that make him happy
>Apparently is a huge loser because "le virgin lmao"
>Gives into peer pressure and end up selling his toys to marry an old roastie

God, I hate this fucking movie.

>>82944269

it wasnt untill i got 16 years old

>>82944817
>posts about his big dick on 4chan
>has a big dick
pick one

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when will it end

>>82944376
duuuuude

no bullshitting I didn't kiss a girl or do anything past that until I was 16 and didn't fug until I was 16/17 and I consider myself a late bloomer.
Although I know plenty people who graduated HS virgins but then got more action in HS and I've only been with that one girl

I will be 40 one day.
I hope I have a really cool video game set-up and reliable source of income.
Hopefully I don't still live with my mum.

>>82945627
Don't worry. You won't live with your mum. She'll surely be dead by then.

>>82944269
>dude just get rid of everything that made you happy since you were a child only so you can get laid lmao!

It never was.

>>82945024
How? Help me anon I'm 23.

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>>82944333
iktf

The movie does seem like it's really rubbing salt on the wounds of so many awkward / autistic guys, always thought it was pretty mean spirited. I'm not a virgin myself but I sympathize with the struggle, I understand that girls are a mystery and a challenge.

>>82946707
just be yourself

>>82945782
Well, this is somewhat reasonable. You really shouldn't have a bunch of anime toys out in your living room or whatever.

At least store them away somewhere hidden. Being a manchild is something you will have to leave behind if you want women.

>>82944877
>25
Make that 18. If you do not bond with anyone during your formative years, guess what, you're out of the contest.

>>82945081
Marriage is superior to Any hobby you might have

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Why does Hollywood push marriage so hard?

Does increased marriages increase GDP?

Stop basing your life and morals on garbage American films and read the Holy Bible.

It's not a shame to be a virgin. It's a shame to want to waste your virginity, or to have wasted your virginity, to impress godless men and to live up to the ungodly standards of filthy media.

>>82947161
shut up, faggot

>>82947124

just find a conservative chick, you dumb aspie. it's not hard.
go muslim.

>>82947124
>not posting the version where he ends up in prison with the same black guy raping him

step up senpai

>>82947124
>Does increased marriages increase GDP?
Yes. By a lot. Especially because they usually lead to children but even despite that.

>>82947124
Even if you don't get married you can still lose half your shit if you're in a relationship long enough.

>>82947124
The 2nd to last pic with the money was inspired by Johnny JUST Depp cause that shit ain't working with us broke duds she ain't got shit to take from me anyways.

>>82944376
who's the fellow on the right

>>82947056
Lmfao this nigga

>>82946980
I lost it at 24 and since then I fuck 8 girls and 4 fat ones.

became a wizard in april.

stopped caring about this shit 12 years ago.

>>82947914
Wiz Khalifa

>>82944553
Why not ask a girl out instead?

>>82944269
You just turned 30 and haven't fucked a woman right?

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>extremely late bloomer
>didn't figure out masturbation until 17
>became addicted to it and online porn
>became king of cybersex
>began to regularly cyber with one girl
>girl became obsessed with me after I dumped her because she wanted to meet
>get stalked for over 4 years by her
>eventually give in and meet up with her
>she was a 6/10 at best nice body but meh face
>lost chance at wizardry by a single month to the day

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24 and on my way to wizardry.

>>82944376
WEED

>>82945782
>>82946942
At least they went the way of selling all his shit for shit loads of money, and actually making a plot point out of it (if I recall correctly)

Far, far too much shit jsut falls back on "dude just throw it out lmao"

>>82948086
where do you think you are