Death by Snu-Snu

>>82940421
jesus christ that looks awful.

>>82940421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_jdI8H19QM&ab_channel=PatrickLewis

WE WUZ GREEK N SHIT

>>82940865

Amazons didn't come from Greece

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>>82940421
Omfg is her rope actually glowing? Neat. So shiny. Color me impressed. That settles it, I need to run out and see this movie right away! Amazing.

>the golden lasso can do nothing against mansplaning

he got captured by the grounders?

is that lasso temp? Looks god awful

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I'd ask all the Amazons to trample me with their sexy soles

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Who would you want to get snu-snu'd by IRL

pic related for me

>>82942253
No way her test levels are female-normal.

>>82940421

>Amazons live on an isolated island for thousands of years
>They are a mix of blacks and jews

i'm getting really fucking tired of this

>>82942253
Biel

>>82942253
So this is the natty limit

>>82942410
There's a conspiracy theory about the sisters being boys
The dad allegedly raised them as girl with the intent to put them into sports
It's a fun read

>>82940421
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

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>>82942354
Top
fucking
kek

>>82940421
is that Grace Jones?

>>82942738

Chris Pine

>>82942783
Lol

>>82942537
are you implying that they should've interbred over the years?

how come ww's mom doesnt have her accent? what means?

>>82942909

She does in some of the trailers, better question is why is she uglier than her mother

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What is her fucking problem?

>>82940421
>amazons aren't barefoot or wearing sandals
Dropped.

>>82942973
Only dyel girl on an island of amazons.

>>82942973
small jewbz

>>82940421
is his watch CGI? there is something on it. also amazon boots are retarded. how can you run and fight in those high heels?

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>>82940421
>"Gal is the worst casting choice ev-"
Apologize

>>82940421
WE

why are the greek super soldiers black? am i missing something?

>>82942354

One is fan reaction on twitter which are always usually always positive

the other is CRITICS reactions.

Not same thing faggot

>>82942241
absolutely disgusting

consider suicide

>>82943255

>greek

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>>82943112
>Gal Gadot is so dyel they have to hire Ethiopian extras to make her look buff

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>>82942253
>me on the left

>>82942241
Even the negress twig with a flattop?

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>>82940421
>Snu-Snu

>>82943290
>greek
weren't they created by zeus or hera or something? isn't their antagonist literally hades?

>>82943112
I bet her pay was a meal

>>82943342
Ares

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>>82943270
>>82943317

>>82943342
>Hades
I want this meme to die, Hades was the chillest and peaceful of the Olympic gods.

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>>82940421
>Army of women in metal bra's
>Every time they run their boobs flop around slapping around the inside
>As the army of women approach the collective boob slapping sounds like a highway full of cars with flat tires

>>82943478

Is that why he kidnapped Persephone?

>>82942686
considering they cant even beat the 200th ranked male(a guy whose training regime was a six pack and smokes) , I doubt it

>>82943562
>kidnapped

That was merely rumours spread by her mother

>>82943562
He kidnapped Persephone, yes, that's the only thing you can say about him, and in many versions of the myth she went with him, because they were both in love. Meanwhile every other male god is raping girls, animals, plants, abstract concepts by hundreds an hour, except Apollo, he only dicks dudes.

Demeter, Persephones' mother, decided to fuck up humanity (who had nothing to do with this shti) till Hades returned her daugther by killing every plant crops and shit with an eternal winter. Now we only have bad seasons half of the year because Persepone spends that half of the year with her lover Hades. And that's Demeter goddess of family, crops and home.

>>82943758

t.HIDF

>>82942537

Imagine a time where taking that sort of consistency into account and making the amazons all one race would be lauded as clever screenwriting, or just considered, God forbid, logical.

>>82940505
How do they know rack is slang but crap isn't?

>>82940505
>untrustworthy nature of man
... yet, women are the most untrustworthy of us all. That's not even up for debate. They're deceitful to even each other.

>>82943917
women don't poop, but women have boobies

>>82944465
an amazon betrays the other amazons in the movie

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>>82940421
That's not even a lasso, there is no loop on the end. It's just a glowing rope wrapped around him, she's even using two hands to hold it. Fuck this rat faced bitch.

>>82940421
Why so many niggers?

>>82944730

Needed them to make Gadot look good it failed

>>82942253

The washed up hag or the Congolese goddess...