You have to choose one to bang. Which one do you choose?

>>82916637
That cute boy on the left.

Who the fuck would choose schumer?

>>82916667
I'm hoping someone posts it.

>>82916637
One protects you the other wants to kill which choose? I pick Chloe cause she swole

Chloe because she used to be attractive when she was younger

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>>82916700

Chloe, ofc. I cant really imagine how it would be, bc even tho i fapped to her for the sake of science i never fully sexualize her. Shes too cute and cuddly and i started to be her fan when she was like 11.

>>82916667
if I had a really big dick I'd choose schumer just to hear her shriek in agony as her cunt is torn asunder

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>>82916667
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>82916667

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>>82916941
same

>>82916940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tjEckdpSW0

>>82916637
The issue is that while Chloe is more attractive than Schumer, (still unattractive, just less so) she'd be terrible at sex.

Amy Schumer centres her comedic persona around promiscuity and an implied sexual skill, when one thinks of her it's among the first things that they think of; while it's no guarantee that it translates to any REAL sexual skill, there is still a good chance that it does. Moreover the fact she is unattractive likely means she'd put out and do basically anything you want.

Moretz however is extremelly non sexual, between her bony fridge body and constant vacant facial expression she becomes possibly the most boring person conceivable. It's easy to imagine Chloe lying stiff as a board while you're having sex, making no noise, phoning it in like she seems to have done since she hit puberty.

>>82916662
so Chloe?

>>82916941

Ugh, here's your (you)

spraying ejaculate in schumer's eye would be pretty satisfying

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>>82916637
I don't know guys. she got some nipples and shit yo.

>>82916637
Let them duke it out, then castrate the winner, eat her testicles to absorb her power and buttfuck her.

>>82916637
Whichever was hairier.

>>82916637
Chloe, she might have a have body shape, but she is still fit, young and she has an attractive face, the other one is ugly, fat, old and her own personality is enough to reject her.

>>82917142
fun fact if you google image search that it has the exact reaction of me when I first saw it.

>>82917142
>critics say I'm unfunny and unoriginal hack
>I'll flash my boob that will win them over

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imagine being forced to munch on chloe's puffy pussy while she bullies you with her overpowering strength

>>82917313
As a fact, I can tell you, the best fuck you can get is with a uscular girl who knows how to control her legs, the best experience ever.

>>82917142
grotesque, that's like the size of 5 normal nipples

>>82917313
>kek, check out muh vag you horny boys
Does she still do this?

>>82917142
reminds of my mom

>>82916662
>>82916897
Only acceptable answer.

I would rawdog Chloe forever.

Sometimes I like the idea of fucking a not-so-attractive girl. It's nice because it feels like I'm doing them a favor. Like if she's overweight or maybe has a goofy nose...

Whenever I see fat girls walking around in public I start thinking about how easy it would be convincing them to do anal. They're probably just happy to get dick at all. Know what I mean?

>>82916637
Anything but Schumer.

Chloe

Kermit is already plugging Ms Piggy

>>82916941
Those ellipses should be replaced with em dashes

Obviously Chloe, she still has cute lips

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>>82917030
>Implying you want to fuck Amy Schumer.

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Pornhub here I come

>>82916662
He's not a boy, Mexicans are just manlets

>>82919223
Why is he aggressively grabbing the shifter when it appears to be an automatic?

>>82919375
>not knowing of automatic with gear selection
>not wanting to make vroom with car

>>82919375
gotta do that sweet shift of 2nd to drive.

>>82919375
Lol very observant #meta

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We could have a snack together afterwards