Would you let them in?

>>82915349

Left sure, right can hit the bricks.

"how you feel about face sitting baybee"

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>>82915349

Would you let THEM in?

>>82915349
What if you're single? I mean, would they even be interested.

>>82915390
Left sure, right can hit the bricks.

>>82915349
only so i can tie them up and touch their necks ALL
NITE
DOUBLELONG

>>82915390
Gross, no.

>>82915349
It's free pizza, why not?

>>82915390
It's free bologna sandwiches, why not?

>>82915390

Master Blaster: Femme edition

Fuck no because anyone with half-a-brain would realize something's up. I've seen and read enough True Crime stories that I'm willing to bet they're the Trojan horse so that they can catch me off-guard so that their partners can rob the house. Only a total dumbass would allow them in because the whole set-up stinks.

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>>82915411

>>82915489
Thanks one million you're a true pal

yes im so horny

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>>82915536
horny for... pusy perhapps??

>>82915349
No. I don't answer the door for strangers.

>>82915536
>>82915566
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>82915653

Coming to your house right now, you better fucking open up, see what happens you don't

>umm yeah my wife and uhhh...daughter are out
>LOL JUST KIDDING HAHA I DON'T HAVE A WIFE OR DAUGHTER HAHA THANKS FOR THE PIZZA DUMB BITCHES

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>>82915566

yeah but i would sperg out if they actually tried to seduce me

>>82915390
w-what are they covered in?

>>82915566
based

>>82916123
seamens ;D

>>82915536
>>82915566
Based as fuck

>>82916123
mediocrity

>>82915536
>>82915566
OH SHIT HE'S AT IT AGAIN

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>>82915566

i now i am

>>82915566
fucking fraud mem,e loser

>>82917152
four you

this thread is giving me deja-vu

>>82917206
>deja-vu


four-vu

>>82917206
you've been in this place before

>>82915349
Keep forgetting to watch this one

>>82917152
??????????

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hmm i dunno

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how to get pusy

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>>82917545
people like us dont.... :(

>>82917545
based pajeet

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>>82917545
gada gib em dubles

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>>82915349

when my doorbell rings and I'm not expecting someone I turn off the tv and hide away from the windows since I'm scared of strangers

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>>82917915
alot of people do that, mostly women. but some men do. its natural.

>>82915566
put me in the screencap bros XD

>>82915349
Yeah but I'd be getting the gun out as soon as they start throwing shit around.

>>82918113

can you explain me the meme please?

I'm a /tv/ newfag don't be mad pls

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>>82918163
>>82918163


it was a really good post so we take a screenshot. then add in posts like the one you replied to that say "put me in the post" useally it has picture though.

like this kinda

>>82915349
whats this from

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Haha could you imagine if cute girls actually committed brutal sex crimes

Like if you were minding your own business in the middle of the night but then girls broke in and raped you

Or if you were walking around Paris and you accidentally turn down an alley and you're suddenly surrounded by women in hijabs who start groping you while chanting "ficki ficki"

Or if you were hitchhiking in the middle of the night and Emma Roberts pulled over to pick you up but then she drove to a secluded area, forced you into the back seat, held you down and raped you before strangling you with an extension cord and dumping your body in the woods

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>>82918334


sexy movie
>>82918338
>>82918338
>Haha could you imagine if cute girls actually committed brutal sex crimes


yeah to my peenis

>>82918338

How...how awful.

>>82918338
What a terrible world that would be.

>>82915349
I just hope they let me in, after I let them in. If you know what I mean.

>>82918334
also want to know

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>>82918396

sexx?

>>82918371
>sexy movie
four youth

>>82915566
someone give this madman gold!

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>>82918478
heres golld man

>>82918334
>>82918446
Knock Knock

It is as sexy as you are imagining.

Brown women are almost always insane. Also pusy

>>82915411
Heh

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>>82917674
i want da pusy

gib dubles

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>>82918338

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>>82917509
>:45

>>82915349
no, I don't talk to strangers. I wouldnt even answer the door

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>>82915349
>blondes

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>>82918665
>gib dubles


careful yu almost ebil trips

i help yuo though

I don't get why Keanu was so mad at the end. There is a shit ton of proof to corroborate the story of two girls breaking in, raping him and trashing the house. No one ever need know he willingly fucked them the first time. Every time he interacted with someone else he just needs to claim he was held at gunpoint. He got free pizza.

>>82915349
of course ITS FREE PIZZA FREE FUCKING PIZZA

>>82915566
I literally don't get it

>>82918338
God I would be horrified if that happened to me.

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>>82918973
becase you arenr retarded

>check dis

>>82915349
No. I would have made sure my lights were turned off and pretended I wasn't home. If they would have persisted, I would have called the cops.

I'm antisocial and weird for a fucking reason.

Nah fuck that, if I wanted them I wouldn't have let my active social life and booty calls deteriorate. I rather be watching fire walk with me.

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No, they've both got crazy eyes.

>>82919140

holy fucking shit are you me in every way shape and form?

>>82917509
Source for the love of god

>>82919415
knock knock

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>>82917509