ITT: Things you've experienced that only happen in movies

Ghost bum. They form a sort of afterlife council of ghosts and vote for one guy to give a "get out of death free" pass each year who is scheduled to die.

>kissed a girl

Getting laid

>>82911044
>Talk to girl at bar for 30 minutes, she is laughing and lets me buy her a couple of drinks, she follows me to play pool and keeps taking,
>ya know you remind me of me bf anon, you're so funny,
I tell her to go to hell and the she gets upset,
>I go to the other side of the bar and 20 min later the police show up and ask me to leave.
>the girl told the bartender I had been harassing her the whole night and wouldn't leave her alone and she was scarred I was going to assault her.
Cops are escorting me out and she winks and blows me a kiss!

>make eye contact with a girl on the dance floor
>5 minutes later banging her outside on the beach

We had only said like 10 words to each other.

I accidentally shot my best friend since kindergarten in the face with a 45. while I was spinning the gun by the trigger.

>>82911408
Sounds like a kino I would watch.

>>82912076
How's his face today? Did he even survive?

>arguing with mom about something in the kitchen
>I raise my voice
>table next to me slams on to the ground
>mom was watching it directly
>table moved without any force applied to it
>entire family has had strange ghost experiences in the past
>still no reasonable explanation nearly 10 years later

>>82914386
It was all you, you lose control of yourself and act violently. Everyone's too scared to tell you.

>>82914463
wtf I hate reality now

>>82914386
>>82914463
>>82914696
Mom just hoping she doesn't get sent to the corn field.

>>82911044
>Walking alone on a lonely road near midnight.

Why on Earth would you do that?

>In the Navy in San Diego
>Hand my LPO a special request form for him to sign
>He immediately rejects it, and starts lecturing me about something (I forget the reason)
>I start quietly getting pissed
>At that exact moment, there is a low rumble, and the furniture starts swaying
>We get hit with a small earthquake

I think I might have some Saiyan blood in me.

>>82911044
you paid the boatman anon, your time has come
not sure why his boat is a cart, times are tough i guess

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>grandfather was a hoarder
>his home was full of cats and cockroaches
>was cleaning out his home after his death
>turned on a ceiling fan to cool down the room
>roach shit that was on the fan blades flung everywhere

Later that week
>looking at old blueprints of grandfather's home we found
>blueprints show an extra room where there is only a wall
>notice that the way doesn't seem flush and that there is a hollow noise
>take a sledge hammer to the wall and reveals the hidden room
>it was a bathroom and it looked like my grandfather didn't even try to clean it before sealing it off
>bathtub was full of water as he didn't shut off the water to the spout and it was dripping
>mold was everywhere

Thanks, grandpa.

>>82913015
>45
>head not becoming a fine pink mist

Saw a ghost.

>>82915875
>No hidden treasure

Disappoiting.

>>82911044
that guy acted so awful in that movie

>>82911791
kool story dude

>At a bar.
>See a cute girl.
>Begin exchanging glances with her.
>She's totally into it.
>Suddenly a amazingly hot girl shows up and they begin making out.
>qt was a lesbian all along. I got baited.
>See qt telling her gf about me.
>They keep making out, giggling and blowing kisses at me.
>Go to another part of the club.
>Later end up running into the qt on the way out.
>She's drunk and keeps laughing, hugging me and calling me "Steve", and saying I'm a nice guy.
>That's not even my name.
>qt staggers out of the venue alone.

>sitting around with friends and drinking
>distracted and angry from events earlier in the day
>cutting an apple while they talk and yell
>roach crawling across the wall behind one of my friends
>"Hey anon, are you doing okay"
>fling the knife at the roach and pin it to the wall, barely miss my friend
>everyone freaking out, at first because of the throw, then because of the cool thing that happened

Don't even remember what I was thinking. Was really close to a Bukowski moment there.

>>82915875
It's like the ending of Tin Tin, but more disappointing and disgusting

>>82915432
>not going on nightwalks
Bloody normies