what the F*CK is his problem?!?

>>82909017
>"IT'S TOTES AMAZEBALLS!"
>some Twitter douche

he is chilean

i'm chilean too

i liek spicy food

>>82909066
chil out

He's so goddamn European and faggy 2bh

How can you rape somebody gently?

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>>82909017
the absolute madman

he gathered a lot of talented and famous people and got them to agree to work on a movie, then despite that, he couldn't get the project funded because he's a lunatic and wanted to tell a disastrous nonsensical story based more on his time on acid than the actual movie's source material.

>>82909066
Do you like chili and sea bass?

>>82909017
He's a self absorbed hack. I like how he cries about money at the end when his success and wealth was only made possible by the very system he supposedly hates so much.

>>82909366
>hack

this unmade movie had a huge influence on future sci fi genres though

>>82909366

al libtard commies in the business are like that, fucking hypocrites
>but i just use the system to fight the system!
fuck off commies

>>82909017
He's legitimately insane.

the Incal and Metabarons are pretty solid comics
id imagine the Dune flick would have been good too

Facsimile edition of his Dune storybook when?

>>82909169
He is truly /litsguy/

>>82909066

Yes, but he is also a (((you know what)))

>>82909592
kek

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>Alejandro The Absolute Madman Jodorowsky

>"When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to.' Then I told her, 'Pain does not hurt. Hit me.' And she hit me. I said, 'Harder.' And she started to hit me very hard, hard enough to break a rib...I ached for a week. After she had hit me long enough and hard enough to tire her, I said, 'Now it's my turn. Roll the cameras.' And I really...I really...I really raped her. And she screamed."

if anything he's /our guy/

>ywn see this Dune

>>82909704
>And I really...I really...I really raped her

He's speaking metaphorically, right guys?

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>>82909723
>instead we got this piece of turd

life is suffering

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>>82909066
can confirm
truly the land of the Madmen

>ZOOM BACK CAMERA

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>>82909017
You could say this project was Dune'd from the start. Amirite?

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Toto > Pink Floyd anyway.

>>82909845
is that why he hanged himself?

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>>82909017
what the fuck was his problem?!?

>>82909927
no

>>82910124
Misunderstood genius, also he was legit crzay lol

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>>82909017
Being an artist in a world of hacks.

>>82909191
He born too early HBO would sign that shit on a blink.

As soon is turned in a serie mind you.

>>82910208
Stretched out over seven years natch

>>82909017
Literally too kino for 70's Amerikkka.

>>82910270
It was a bad decade for kino here desu

I don't even like his work but I like his style.

>>82910355
thats good enough, hes literally all style over substance

fitting, to invite Refn for his documentary too, hes the exact same type of hack

>>82910355
His two autobiographical movies are accesible and beautiful

>>82910192
M-maybe you didn't get my joke.

>>82909845
>>82910124
>>82910199

wena nido

>>82910578
hang yourself

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DUKE LETO SHALL DIE

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who was in the wrong here...?

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w
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>>82910433
God I love style over substance movies. Seriously fuck substance. Plots and characters are a meme that should have died long ago.

>>82909417
No. The hack just managed to gather a group of talented people who thankfully went on to make good movies instead of the crap this movie would've been.

>>82911177
ahh the Fr-ench champagne..

I don't mind that it didn't happen because El Topo and The Dance of Reality are his masterpieces.

>>82909017
he want raep BUT with love, with love.

>>82912846
>El Topo
>Master Piece
Pick one

>>82909781
but with love... WITH LOVE

>>82909017
Deluded spic

the Orson Wells story was funny.
Orson is at his favorite restaurant.
Hes eating at a table by himself. 4 empty wine bottles on table.
JoDo sends another bottle of wine to his table.
its not Paul Masson so Orson approves, waves JoDo to come over.
they chat about the film, Orson couldnt give a shit.
JoDo promises he can take his fave chef on location with him and eat like a king every day.
Orson agrees to do the film.

>>82914711
dunno why, but ive got the feeling that half of the stories were fake

especially the orson, pink floyd and mick jagger ones

HE WANTED A TWELVE HOUR MOVIE

A TWELVE HOUR, SINGLE MOVIE

Whats up with Jodo and dicks? It's literally his only meaningful symbol. It's just dicks everywhere.

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>>82909066

If he was still around would Jordorowsky exist?

>>82915023
well, he was a friend with Giger...

>>82915023
watch The Dance of Reality, his parents were fucking freaks

>>82909169

At least he's honest.

>>82910152
dat eyeball scene

>>82909704
truly an auteur I can respect

Jodorowsky's comics are way way way better than his films

>>82910208
>He born too early HBO would sign that shit on a blink.
>As soon is turned in a serie mind you.

Impossible. In 2 he spent 3 million dollars only on the pre-production of the total 9 million dollars budget of the whole project.

He was lucky that investors didnt sue him.

>>82917853
>Jodorowsky's comics are way way way better than his films

Fucking this. He is a good writter, working in a team with a good comic artist his stuff is better than any of his films.

>>82909704
>hard enough to break a rib...I ached for a week.

>a week

kinda doubt this story

>>82912741
This guy gets it. This thing, even if it did somehow get made and released, would've been a complete trash.

>>82915176
he also fucked his mom

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I liked his comics.