what the fuck ever happened to Short Round?
>>82907917
Went to school on Jones' dollar and became an archaeologist/treasure hunter himself.
died in a Japanese slave labor camp
>>82907917
>>82907990
He became Jackie chan's character in Armor of God
>>82907917
He took a baseball bat to the head in a crappy zombie show produced by a third-rate cable channel adapted from an edgelord comic
PTSD from the fortune cookies
committed suicide after years of sexual abuse from marcus
>>82907917
does stunt coordinating around tinseltown
he became a ladyboy and sold his body for cash to American tourists
>>82908038
No time for love indeed.
>>82907917
I think willie adopted him
>>82907917
he grew up into a big guy
>>82907917
didn't he end up in the goonies?
Mutt Williams should have been Short Round
>>82907917
He evolved into the 5.56.
>>82908913
is that the animal child from road warrior? awesome
>>82907917
>Changed his name to Egg Shen
>Studied Chinese magic
>Pretty uneventful life